Fruit Tier List.

[Aussierob123]

not enough discussion of stage advantage.

Apple can't beat capsicum in a mexican restaurant. but i guess capsicum will just get counterpicked in a dessert shop if that happens...

 

[SuperFudgeChoco]

Mango is top tier not only for it's deliciousness as a whole, but also has the best by-products out of any other fruit. And bananas need to be higher =D

 

[Muzga]

i heard stories from a few dance students at waapa about this dance studio that used to do productions where the headmistress would try and force this dogma of "only eat one apple a day" i was told a few of the students were stupid and didnt eat and ended up in the hospital
EVIDENCE that an apple a day doesnt keep the doctpr away
Theres some food for thought

That being said i think strawberries and plums should definitely be high tier in this list. Both are awesome fruits which hold their own

 

[SuperFudgeChoco]

i think strawberries and plums should definitely be high tier in this list. Both are awesome fruits which hold their own

Agreed , especially with plums being higher, low tier wtf.

Also where are cherries on this list? I don't feel it should be lumped in with berries. Oh and ban green beans.

 

[Muzga]

If you ask me the fruit tier list should be more like this

God tier:
Mango
Grapes
Elderberries

High Tier:
Avocado
Pineapple
Apple
Plum
Strawberry
Apricot
Watermelon
Honeydew
Cherry
Peach
Kiwi Fruit
Banana
Orange

Mid Tier:
Passionfruit
Tomato
Lemon
Pear
Nectarine
Rambutan
Lychee
Raisin
Pomegranate
Raspberry
Tangerine
Rock Melon

Low Tier:

Lime
Cantaloupe
Blackberry
Date
Blackcurrant
Blueberry

Dont touch this stuff:

Damson
Durian
Eggplant
Gooseberry
Grapefruit
Huckleberry
Jambul
Satsuma


Hopefully you guys realise that this has become

SERIOUS BUSINESS

 

[Marteh]

Sorry but I believe Rock Melon should be mid tier.

Durian should also be under **** Tier

 

[Muzga]

agreed marty, Ive made the necesarry changes. This list is feeling pretty legit at the moment! Maybe we could even get the fruit tier list SBR approved if were lucky!

LETS DO IT MAN!
LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!

 

[luke_atyeo]

I like muzga's list, its more accurate

only thing I dont get on both lists is why lemons and limes are so far apart when they are quite similar.

 

[Michael_BluFalco]

oranges are effing r@pe

 

[null55]

i agree with the highest two tiers... chili *****


but oranges should be replaced by clementines. the baby angels of oranges.

 

[Melancholy]

Chilli needs to be banned.
It fundamentally breaks the tastebuds imo. We could see a completely different tier list with chilli out of the picture.

Pinapple needs to be in at least high tier because you can put it on pizza. Not many fruits have that kind of versatility.

 

[Wiscus]

^ Someone else who likes pineapple pizza!!?! *amazed*

I like Muzgas list~

mmmm this thread makes me hungry.

 

[luke_atyeo]

Pinapple needs to be in at least high tier because you can put it on pizza. Not many fruits have that kind of versatility.

lolwat, fruits that can go on a pizza:

chilli
Avocado
capsicum
Pineapple
Apricot
Tomato
Lemon
Date
???

yum yum

toby and liam, new project for you guys, come up with some kind of **** fruit pizza.

 

[Melancholy]

Most of those are obvious gimmicks. Tomato and pinapple are the only acceptable pizza fruits. And maybe capsicum.

 

[luke_atyeo]

nah they're all good, like apricot chicken on a pizza, ****

 

[Melancholy]

apricot chicken on a pizza

Incredible. I had never thought of that :o

 

[...Ellipsis...]

toby and liam, new project for you guys, come up with some kind of **** fruit pizza.

I'm on it, I'll give you the recipe if it works out.

 

[Sieg]

I like muzga's list, its more accurate

only thing I dont get on both lists is why lemons and limes are so far apart when they are quite similar.

I think everyone agrees that Lemon's are better when it comes to the Lemon/Lime debate. So much more versatile.

Anyway we might have a look at the list tonight if we're bored and changes around some things.

If you would like any fruit added that you feel should be on the list, please post it with it's tier list placing and why you think it should be there.

 

[C~Dog]

I propose that Berries should be split into Strawberries, Raspberries, Blackberries and Blueberries.

The Citrus fruits (Oranges, Lemons, Limes) are ranked separately, whereas all the above berries, are ranked under Berries (which is a parallel of Citrus). Why this arbitrary collective ranking of berries? Are not Shiek and Zelda ranked seperately? Samus and Zero Suit Samus?

Tier list placement:

Strawberries: God Tier (below Oranges). They are incredibly tasty, very sweet, and can be eaten on their own or as part of something else.

Raspberries: High Tier (below Apples). Same as Strawberries, but their tangy taste means they can't be eaten as frequently as Strawberries.

Blackberries: Mid Tier (below Watermelon). Delicious, but due to their sour taste, they cannot be eaten for any extended period of time.

Blueberries: High Tier (below Nectarines). Usually used as part of another meal, they are very sweet, and can be eaten on their of if neccessary.

 

[Marteh]

Challenge for everyone, find someone who likes the taste of Durians.

 

[Sirias]

List taken from Muzga.
Reordered in my way, in no particular order, only in taste, nothing else taken into account:

<333
Strawberry
Banana
Peach

<3
Watermelon
Mango
Kiwi Fruit
Orange
Passionfruit
Grapes

C:
Avocado
Apple
Nectarine
Raspberry
Blackberry
Blueberry
Rock Melon

:|
Blackcurrant
Lemon
Pear
Apricot
Cherry
Tomato
Pineapple
Plum
Tangerine

:C
Date
Lime
Raisin

:? (Never had these by themselves before)
Honeydew
Elderberries
Rambutan
Lychee
Pomegranate
Cantaloupe
Damson
Durian
Eggplant
Gooseberry
Grapefruit
Huckleberry
Jambul
Satsuma

Kthx.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

Personally, this thread needs more tangelo.

And tomatoes are so underrated. Tomatoes are awesome.

 

[Alphicans]

Peaches, pears and pineapple have severely under developed metagames in this region, as I can clearly see.

Probably a lot of banana mains. ****

 

[Attila_]

still no red bean!

 

[BluePeachy100]

Peaches should be top tier, no lie, and WTF is Avacados doing so high? Those things are disgusting.

Durians should be below everything, and cantelopes are nowhere near mid.

 

[Shaya]

Tier List contains fruits that are edible with minimal effort.
Thinks such as cooking or being pickled to make them good is frowned upon.

As such, Olives and Pumpkins were not on the list.

 

[tibs7]

Bananas are probs best tbh
chilli is freaking madt, tastes so
much betterer, unless you sweat while eatig chilli things <3 Luke

watermelon is ****, cantelope to.

Mexicana pizza is beast btw

and as for m2k learn how to play diddy scrub

edit: olives are terribad ughhh andni used to throw up when I ate pumpkin so yeah pumpkin is in like munt tier

 

[SuperFudgeChoco]

Challenge for everyone, find someone who likes the taste of Durians.

I know a Ganon main who does, how strange is that?

 

[Sirias]

^ ... Not very?

I noticed there wasn't any Guava or Pawpaw/Papaya or Dragon fruit or FEIJOA!
What about or boysenberries or cranberries or mulberries?
And coconut. <3
Ew and zuchinni..
Carrot, vanilla (<3), figs, rhubarb, mandarin...
Lol, my dad sure knows a lot. XD

 

[Toby.]

This is the best thread ever.

And luke: liam and I have begun working on le fruit pizza.

 

[luke_atyeo]

I think everyone agrees that Lemon's are better when it comes to the Lemon/Lime debate. So much more versatile.

dunno about being more versatile (or at least not MUCH more versatile) but yes I can agree lemons are better, however the differences between them are not really that huge, so I dont understand the large difference in placing.

lime should be somewhat closer to lemon is all I'm saying.

much betterer, unless you sweat while eatig chilli things <3 Luke

hey man, **** you! I love that ****.

I know a Ganon main who does, how strange is that?

lol he probably eats it skin and all, good old ganon mains.

And luke: liam and I have begun working on le fruit pizza.

awesome, I cant wait.

 

[xXArrowXx]

i approve muzugas tier list. i ship it.

also banana has exotic uses. how win is that.

 

[unreon]

Arrow, so do cucumbers!

>.>

 

[abhishekh]

INTENSE MANLY TIER.
Chilli

God Tier.
Mangos/Oranges

High Tier.
Banana/Apples/Berries/Lemon//Nectarines/Avacado/Honeydew/Capsicum

Mid Tier.
Lime/Cantelope/Watermelon/Passionfruit/Peaches/Pears/Pinapple/Grapes/Lychee/Apricot/Green Beans

Low Tier.
Rockmelon/Durian/Papaya/Pumpkin/Plums

**** Tier.
Coconut/Soft Apples/Tomato/Pomegranates/Cucumber/Dates

Coconut and Pomegranates are awesome. Coconuts are just too hard and Pomegranates have annoying seeds, but work well in doubles because they have an amazing flavour which makes up for inconvenience (hard to get open etc.) and texture.
Coconut especially, is an extremely versatile fruit, with coconut milk and cream. Pomegranate flowers are also very, very pretty. Worth a mention.
Those definitely should not be low tier.

Pumpkin needs to be put lower, as well as Green Beans.

Pineapples need to be higher, as do Plums (Blood Plums in particular) and berries (possible high tier if fresh, not frozen. Blackberries in particular.).

Oranges are much, much too high. They're far too acidic and uncomfortable to eat, even more so than Pomegranate in my opinion. Plus there's the whole juice in the eye, juice on the hands (sticky) etc. etc.

Lime needs to be lower. Tastes like a green lemon to me.

 

[Melancholy]

This thread definately needs more Guava.

 

[abhishekh]

I've never had Guava except in juice, which I like.

idk I'm vouching for Custard Apple.

 

[xXArrowXx]

who sucks on a cucumber???? thats just weird...
anyway..

custard apple is a win of a fruit. however there should be an exotic fruit tier list... not to be confused with erotic...

 

[Vermy]

Toby was right, Avocado for S tier. Versitility and potential are >9000.

Jackfruit for high tier.
Mango 1 or 2 spots lower, it's a little overrated.

 

[Keblerelf]

Honeydew should be moved up.

 

[Redact]

my friends at school kept telling me that i was gay

i was a little confused since i thought i was straight at the time

so i made this thing called the gay test right

i got a banana
i sucked on it while the skin was still on

after about 15 seconds, i realised i wasnt having fun

so i concluded i wasnt gay and that banana is a top tier fruit for its multiple uses and amazing taste