DABUZ, I'M CALLIN' YOU OUT!! - $100 MM at Apex

[ToferTheHuman]

Zigsta has Disney Magic in his side.

 

[Sarix]

This will definitely be an event to see at APEX.

Edit: My support is definitely going to a fellow low tier main, especially because Zigsta has Disney magic on his side.

 

[Tin Man]

$20 on Dabuz (if I go).

$5 on Zigsta

Uh...$10 on zigsta?

So I need $5 more

Oh Ziggy, such a noble man~ Putting 100 bucks on the line just to give hope to the low tier mainers. <3 I'm behind ya all the way Zigsta. For the lowbies!

Zigsta has Disney Magic in his side.

This will definitely be an event to see at APEX.

Edit: My support is definitely going to a fellow low tier main, especially because Zigsta has Disney magic on his side.

Wanna put $5 on that (if any of u are going)?

 

[BSL]

Back the **** up, guys. Quit your blaspheming.

Disney magic? I'm appalled.

He has DREAMS.

 

[k_bot]

HYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^^^^^this

 

[fox67890]

This thread.

It pleases me

 

[Neon!]

Zigsta has beaten Denti in a MM before, Dabuz doesnt stand a chance.

 

[T-block]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ZIG ZIG ZIG

 

[Sky Pirate]

Y'know what?
Dabuz thought that Delfino was a bad stage against Bowser and still thinks that it's only a -2.
No offense, dabuz, but I kind of want to see Zig win this one.

GOOD LUCK, BOWSER MAN!!

 

[Seagull Joe]

$100 dollar sidebet on Dabuz.

 

[Tesh]

$100 dollar sidebet on Dabuz.

1000$ on zigsta if i attend apex

 

[SSBBDaisy]

so what does bowser have over olimar in this MU? I know flamethrower can kill and stop all pikmin attacks that aren't red pikmin or throw.

anything else?

 

[Sunnysunny]

so what does bowser have over olimar in this MU? I know flamethrower can kill and stop all pikmin attacks that aren't red pikmin or throw.

anything else?

He is a king.

 

[boss8]

i feel bad,this guy is just throwing away 100 bucks jus to get lamed out by olimar...

but hey if thats what he wants....LOOL

dabuz got this HANDS down...

 

[vVv Rapture]

Idk Zig, that's a lofty goal.

My man Dabuz has this.

 

[big sleep]

dabuz..............



is that the n**** who f***d mew2gf?

 

[Xyro77]

this thread literally made me do the following

 

[boss8]

^ yes he is.....

and any idiot who puts their money on bowser....i feel so bad for u also..

 

[Asa]

uhhh i think if i can beat you ziggy, dabuz-kun can >, >

 

[infiniteV115]

^
Stop trying to talk him out of it. I want to see him get 3-0'd, or w/e their set count is.
I also hope somebody records the players during the MM, so we can watch Dabuz jump up and say "$100! You lose!"

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Yall obviously haven't seen Zigsta's Bowser in action.
Dabuz is going to get creamed all over his face.

 

[big bad wolf]

Where does texas get all this charity money ?

 

[Life]

IN A.D. 2012 HYPE WAS BEGINNING

[collapse=]"WHAT HAPPEN?"
"SOMEBODY SET US UP A MM"
"WE GET THREAD"
"WHAT!"
"MAIN SCREEN TURN ON"
"IT'S ZIGSTA!!"

"ALL YOUR $ ARE BELONG TO ZIGSTA"
"YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION"
"WHAT YOU SAY!"
"YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIMEOUT"

"DABUZ!"
"TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG"
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING."
"MOVE ZIG."

[/collapse]

Spoiler

It didn't turn out as funny as I thought it would, but I tried.

 

[DtJ Composer]

Bro I ain't know if you heard the term "tenacity" but that's what this bowser gon'do to win this MM ya feel.

Dude gets rejected by the same girl like once a year for 30 years and guess what he's always back in the mix what does Olimar do? "Oh **** now I have to face my wife and kids better go on a new adventure to fix my spaceship" and "Oh man I forgot my airfreshener on planet zebes I better abandon my family" no loyalty no love no drive
Sure he has survival skills but I've seen bowser fall into lava more times than I can count and look at how ****IN' BIG THAT DUDE IS IN GALAXY 2 ARE YOU BLIND

Alls I'm sayin is you guys countin' the King out too soon

 

[boss8]

yall obviously haven't seen zigsta's bowser in action.
Dabuz is going to get creamed all over his face.

keyword-

bowser.

 

[Sinister Slush]

Keyword- Dreamworks Animation

$100 to him is like a dollar.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

He has no use for poor people problems.

 

[Dnyce]

Did this just become the new social thread?

 

[boss8]

why not just give dabuz 100 bucks then?

instead of wasting his time?

LOOOL

as much as i love low tier underdogs,i jus don't see this being possible LOOOL

 

[zyth]

Olimar has beaten Emporers, multiple Emporers. king bowser stands no chance

 

[Vinylic.]

Quiet, man, quiet.

If low tiers can **** high tiers, so can bowser.
And I'm pretty excited to see this match happen.

 

[infiniteV115]

But Oli is top tier.

Edit: And since when have low tiers ***** high tiers? XD

 

[Vinylic.]

Since mekos beated Kadaj.

 

[infiniteV115]

But Marth isn't high tier
And Lucas shouldn't be in low tier anyway.
And beating =/= ****. My older brothers beat me quite a bit when I was a kid LOL

 

[tc1]

why not sweeten the deal a bit, if zigsta wins dabuz must main oli for the rest of his smash career!

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Zigsta gains power from children who believe in magic.

 

[Y.b.M.]

I'm going for the Bowser Main... Do it big, I hope you win Zigsta!

 

[boss8]

Zigsta gains power from children who believe in magic.

yea and olimar is that ***** that just says

SRY LIL *****ES,MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST...

 

[Max Ketchum]

This honestly isn't even going to be slightly competitive. I'll bet an entire paycheck or two on Dabuz if anyone is serious about putting money on that bottom tier garbage.

 

[boss8]

^no one is serious.....prob jus trolling....no one has faith in BOWERS vs OLIMAR LOOOOOOOOOOOL

ill sidebet anyone any amount of money...**** it....the deed to my house..