DABUZ, I'M CALLIN' YOU OUT!! - $100 MM at Apex

[Zigsta]

At the Lone Star Circuit Championships, dabuz narrowly defeated Ultimate Razer, with many people claiming Olimar-Snake is a janky matchup. With Olimar rising up the tier list, more and more people are whining like little BABIES about how OP Olimar is.

Well guys and gals, I'm here to say I'm sick of your crying. I'm sick of all these GOOD characters complaining that their -2 MU is unwinnable. I've said for a while now that I REALLY like the Bowser-Olimar matchup. It's a rock-paper-scissors game and is the ultimate challenge of a Bowser main's mentality. I get a rush like none other Klawing the living BEJEEZUS out of Olimar and Jabbing the STUFFING out of his silly little Pikmin.

If a BOWSER can beat Olimar, any GOOD character can.

It's time to improve, Brawl players. It's time to beat Olimar, starting at Apex 2013.

DABUZ, I AM OFFICIALLY CALLING YOUR KEISTER OUT TO A $100 BEST OF FIVE MONEY MATCH AT APEX 2013, BOWSER VERSUS OLIMAR, TO BE LIVESTREAMED FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD TO WITNESS.​

The last time dabuz and I clashed, it was enough to convince him Olimar ONLY beats Bowser +2 and not +3. When we duked it out in October 2011, I was riding high on my final semester of film school after a successful summer internship at DreamWorks Animation. Just how livin' large and in charge was I....

Flash forward nearly a year later to the present August 2012. I'm now working full-time at DreamWorks Animation, rolled deep with my Wolf Pack in Vegas, YOLO'd it up at Comic-Con, and developed not one but TWO screenplay outlines. I'm on top of the world. I'm living the dream. I have TRANSFORMED.

dabuz, hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. 'Cuz you gettin' ***** at Apex.​

 

[Infinitysmash]

$5 on Zigsta

 

[TheReflexWonder]

Jeez.

My money's on Zigsta, for sure. dabuz doesn't change a chance against Bowser Bros.

 

[RaptorTEC]

Damn Dabuz is gonna get ****ed up :/

 

[Tin Man]

$20 on Dabuz (if I go).

 

[Sqid]

This I gotta see.

 

[CT Chia]

Ummm... $20 on Dabuz?

 

[Brawlman1000]

October 2012?

 

[BSL]

Hoooooooly ****. This ****ing call out.

My heart's beating. My hands are shaking.

Zigsta's got this ****.

Taking you up on that, chibo. PayPal if I can't make it to apex.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Dabuz sucks ****.
Zigasta has got this.

 

[Sinister Slush]

Zigsta

Vs

Dabuz

Zigsta is gonna win for sure. Fsmash of the gods, COME FORTH!

 

[Zano]

white people, lend him strength

 

[Tesh]

Does TX ever win 100$ money matches?

 

[Zigsta]

I'm not Texas anymore.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

That is what happens when you try and call out a rich white man.

 

[ninjapenguin]

"Keister"...MURDERED ME. This man seems to know what he's doing. Go Zigstaaa!

 

[Life]

I'm with Zigsta just 'cause he's a pretty cool guy who mains Bowser and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[TSM ZeRo]

I'm gonna watch this in person for sure.

 

[bks]

Uh...$10 on zigsta?

 

[Player-1]

dabuz is so lucky, i wish characters who had -3 MUs with my character like bowser would challenge me to $100 MMs

 

[Luigisama]

inb4dabuzneverseesthis.

Good luck bowser master who kills snake at 85% with upair.

 

[Noa.]

Oh wow well this is some hype lolololol.

 

[BSL]

Too. Much. Hype. Gotta cool this thread off.

 

[XKCP]

I can't look at all the awesome in this topic. Somebody help a blind man out of here.

 

[-DR3W-]

DreamWorks? Nice!!

For Zig, of course

 

[MrEh]

It begins.

 

[DeLux]

Wait, Dabuz already played him in the past and he still thinks Olimar wins?

I don't understanddddddddddddddddd

Don't do it Zigstaaa

 

[Cassius.]

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****.

 

[pidgezero_one]

dabuz is so lucky, i wish characters who had -3 MUs with my character like bowser would challenge me to $100 MMs

bro I know that fee-

-3 MUs with my character

oh.. nvm maybe i don't

 

[Sky Pirate]

I would have locked this for trolling had you not explained it.
$100 MM on a -8 match-up!?

Going to remain neutral here, but gooooood luck Zig.
You'll need it. ^^;

 

[Good Ol' Tree]

Does TX ever win 100$ money matches?

I don't know, Tesh. Maybe you should try.

 

[Jrugs]

HYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





















But for real though Oli vs Bowser has to be like 90/10 oli

 

[Dcold]

Make it best of 7, it's $100 and I'd love to see this. More power to you Booza

 

[Dabuz]

For listening pleasure: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knd4oW-RpbU

When I first saw this thread, I honestly thought it was a joke. ZIGSTA, a BOWSER main willing to donate $100 to me. This however, is real, and I look forward not to a challenge, but to a slaughter. After we fight, you will drop bowser once you realize he cannot hope to overcome such a battle.

>

People cry about my character for a reason, he is just too good for most to beat, and you will not being changing anyone's minds on this in the coming months. With +2 or better MUs all across the board, who truly can stand up to this beast?

Your character is terrible, he is free, he's LUCKY to only be -2 vs. Olimar, you'd be better off finding a challenge within your own tier.

Big your body, small your brain, strong your attacks, sluggish in execution. I can run around all day, out-speeding, out-spacing, and out-smarting your play. You won't even take a game, maybe not even 2 stocks in a match.

I will enjoying crushing your rock-paper-scissors game with a wall of grabs and smashes, watching as my warriors topple over the gargantuan, but pathetic lizard Bowser is. I've fought monsters that make bowser look cute and fluffy, toppling foes such as

From the player perspective, all the right bets are with me, it's quite literally free money. The caliber of skill between us is huge, something years of practice will not overcome. Having fought and matched with the best of the best, You are one player who I do not fear.


Lately, my time has been consumed with Starcraft 2, aiming to be top level in that game as well. With college being pretty time-eating and stressful, brawl hasn't been important to me. This is my motivation to attend Apex 2013, since you'll be paying for me.

PREPARE YOURSELF, FOR I WILL SHOW NO MERCY AND WILL MAKE THIS AS PAINFUL AS CAN BE! GET READY, IT IS GOING DOWN.

I accept your 100$ MM challenge BO5, even though it will only take 3 matches.​

 

[Uncle]

To any Zigsta doubters: This man is a living, breathing, heaven-piercing, earth-shaking, wining, dining, wheelin', dealin' SON OF A GUN who embodies the following philosophy.........

Do The Impossible
See The Invisible
ROW! ROW! FIGHT THE POWAH!

Touch The Untouchable
Break The Unbreakable
ROW! ROW! FIGHT THE POWAH!

In conclusion: Count him out at your own peril.

EDIT: He accepted! HYPE MACHINE IS SET TO MAX.

 

[Sunnysunny]

Oh Ziggy, such a noble man~ Putting 100 bucks on the line just to give hope to the low tier mainers. <3 I'm behind ya all the way Zigsta. For the lowbies!

 

[Sinister Slush]

I see Xyro has influenced many people to use his way of posting.

 

[BSL]

awwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeah

 

[SolarSkurge]

MAYBE Implying Dabus gets hit, it'll go down like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AlpJQOARNA

 

[Deleted member 189823]

This is epic.