(」・ω・)」 MARS la Marf in Smash 4 (／・ω・)／

[Enzo]

I've only begun

 

[Laurel]

would someone kill this ****er

 

[Sovereign]

would someone kill this ****er

Almost seems as though you mean that.

 

[Nike.]

Would you be suprised if she did?

 

[Reizilla]

A man runs over his wife, who's fault is it?

Spoiler

the man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

 

[Nike.]

How are you full of this much win?

 

[Laurel]

a woman runs over her husband, whose fault is it

Spoiler

who cares *****es may not know how to drive but at least she did one thing right

 

[Sovereign]

a man runs over his wife, who's fault is it?

Spoiler

the man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

O. M. G.

10omg

 

[Reizilla]

a woman runs over her husband, whose fault is it

Spoiler

who cares *****es may not know how to drive but at least she did one thing right

Impossible situation is impossible. No man would leave his car in the kitchen.

 

[Laurel]

i'll be sure to try and not step on your tiny *** next time we're in the same venue

 

[Emblem Lord]

Impossible situation is impossible. No man would leave his car in the kitchen.

You sir, please the Marth God with your witty remarks. You are a worthy addition to the Marth knighthood(forum).

 

[Pierce7d]

That joke is only said to be in sequel to

"A man runs over his wife. Who's fault is it?"

Spoiler

The woman's, cause she shouldn't have gone out of the kitchen.

Then when you say the version where it's the man's fault, it's ****ing hilarious.

Also, Laurel, I LOLed

 

[Reizilla]

That joke is only said to be in sequel to

"A man runs over his wife. Who's fault is it?"

Spoiler

The woman's, cause she shouldn't have gone out of the kitchen.

Then when you say the version where it's the man's fault, it's ****ing hilarious.

Also, Laurel, I LOLed

It's always hilarious to me. They all are.

 

[tibs7]

Shuns was A+
laurels was ~C-

 

[xxmoosexx]

Lol. Definitely telling that one at school Shun. But i will give credit.

Laurel's valid is inargument.

 

[Enzo]

Holy ****, laurel's threat actually is scaryish
not even joking

lol @ rei

 

[Laurel]

**** you guys

 

[xxmoosexx]

If it comforts you I am glad you are here and Shun and BLM just do this to everybody.

I love everyone on the marth boards...other than GIMR. He needs to go die.

 

[Enzo]

MrEh
is OBVIOUSLY just an alt for mr R

 

[xxmoosexx]

It doesn't matter whether it is or not.

And who said anything about MrEh anyways?

 

[Enzo]

And who said anything about MrEh anyways?

Fail @ editing

 

[xxmoosexx]

Bah.

It was a spelling error. I mis-spelled a word.

 

[C.J.]

http://ladderwiki.com/wiki/Original_Ladder_Theory


All marths are required to read this, and then pass it on.

 

[Pierce7d]

I'm going to tl;dr this mad quick if I don't get a brief overview.

 

[C.J.]

Just read it Pierce. Everyone in the Marth chat did/is and loves it.

Basically just tells the truth about why guys and girls really can't be friends because of the sex thing. Only it counter arguments against it, and actually is deep. Also, it's hilarious/accurate.

 

[Enzo]

tl;dr
Toon link; da raven

 

[Shaya]

tl;dr version:

Another thing to watch out for is the code words women use. Here is a translation guide for dealing with women.


Says: I want a man who is motivated and has goals.

Means: I want a rich man


Says: I want a man who knows how to treat a woman.

Means: I want a rich man


Says: He's from a really good family.

 

[Laurel]

it's worth the read, i'm totally serious

 

[Player-3]

really is pierce

 

[Pierce7d]

That was an amazing read. That changed my life actually.

 

[Sovereign]

I bookmarked it for future reads. I'll digest this amazing work little by little.

 

[C.J.]

Just make sure you pass everything on.

 

[Sovereign]

Just make sure you pass everything on.

Ohoho, I will. You can definitely be sure of that.

 

[Enzo]

Novelty - Let's face it, if you're like every other guy who works a normal job and tries to live a good life, you're probably like just about every other guy. Chicks don't dig this, and why would they? Who wants someone who is just like everyone else? Something different is more attractive. Like someone who does not have to work during the day like most people because they have lots of money from business or selling drugs. Or like someone who has stabbed a man and went to prison for it. Different and a veritable ticket to getting laid.

Great minds think alike

 

[Remzi]

Dude the ladder theory is mad pro.

Sooo true, i remember falling into the friend zone soo many times in my first two years of high school, haha.

 

[Reizilla]

tl;dr

from what's been posted, i knew it all already.

 

[Laurel]

and still you remain a virgin^

 

[Sovereign]

and still you remain a virgin^

Your avatar combined with the spice in that quote mixed all too well, ya know.

 

[_Kadaj_]

The Ladder Theory is ****ing amazing

 

[Sovereign]

The Ladder Theory is ****ing amazing

Quoted for emphasis.