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Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

Nick Brawl speculation has the exact opposite problem from SSBU speculation pre-Sephiroth

Instead of "Geno conspiracy theories", it's "Anti-Dora conspiracy theories".

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

If I could go back to any place and time in history, it'd be the boardroom of whatever ad agency approved this, when they approved it.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

When I go on the Nick Brawl thread and people older than me are almost exclusively discussing early 00s shows in their speculation.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

Top 20 clones - not inherently echoes, nor inherently semi-clones. I'm imagining Tatanga as a Jr. clone and The Amazon as an Incineroar clone but everyone else explains themselves.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

If Kaptain K. Rool is added as an echo fighter, his tagline should be "Kaptain K. Rool klaims his krown!" - then King K. Rool would have the pirate tagline and Kaptain K. Rool would have the royal tagline.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

"Finally, a shirt that can express both my punk-rock anarchist rebellion, and my love for quaint English claymation!"

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

The recent rise in SpongeBob spin-offs reminds me a lot of all those surreal Flintstones spin-offs Hanna Barbera made for a brief period in the 70s and 80s.

wait if pebbles had a kid does that mean fred is now a-

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

Sonic 1 is underrated. It's the only game in the franchise I feel truly rewards careful management of speed. That doesn't make it the best, Mania and 3K triumph over it in many ways and I'd argue Sonic 2 to be of an equal quality, but I think there's just as much merit to Sonic 1's "punish mindless speed, reward strategic speed" level design as the other games' "platforming is the challenge, mindless speed is the reward" level design.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

Damn PapaGenos back at it again with the disconfirmed leaks.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

There's no such a thing as a "responsible gun owner". It is an oxymoron.

The bad guy with a gun kills because he has no self-control, the "good" guy with a gun kills because that's what he actually believes is morally right and will actively decide to do.

Frankly, the bad guy has the moral high ground.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

Let's say you get a 5-game-deal with Nintendo to make whatever games you want with their established IPs and characters - what do you make? For me:

Drill Dozer remake
Proper Yoshi's Island sequel
Complete Game & Watch Gallery including licensed games, Mini Classics, variants, and Nelsonic Game Watches, as well as multiplayer options
Some sort of "obscure character" crossover with Waluigi as the mascot (not sure what genre though, football or foot racer perhaps?)
3D Mole Mania reboot

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

CEoTFK is, IMO, the peak of Bubsy's characterisation. I like that he's a little more of a vulnerable wimp than your regular scrimblo and has that right balance of self-deprication without coming off like he's trying to excluse the poor quality of the game.

The cartoon pilot has my least favourite take on Bubsy, an overconfident narcissist who would be better fit for a villain role, and that unfortunately because the standard for the series in the reboot - though they toned down the narcissism well enough for him to not become as obnoxious as in the cartoon. Bubsy 3D is a bit of an outlier because that take on him feels like another character all together, more of a curious if snarky kitten than a smug megastar bobcat.

Should I write a serious, long essay about Bubsy? I earnestly love this franchise even though it's objectively garbage.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

People often say "why Ashley? what does she do?" but that's the exact reason I want Ashley. I want characters with new moves never before seen, and to not know what to expect from their playstyle when they get in. Ashley, a character with a very specific theme but few known powers, fits that bill perfectly.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

The virgin "assigning inputs to references"

The chad "original but well designed moves"

The thad "well designed references"

The ubervirgin "eh, just port the character near-directly from their game"

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

The only Smash characters I think should get radical reworks are Sonic, Min Min, and Daisy. Daisy is the only one of these "game accuracy" really plays a role in my thoughts on.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

If we were to get an original character in Smash, I'd prefer them to be designed to exist within one of the series already in Smash. Always thought it'd be cool to introduce a proper Warpichi through Smash.

Technically Dark Pit was that but still.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

I DON'T CARE HOW MANY OWLS YOU SEND ME, DUMBLEDORE

I'M NOT GOING TO HOGWARTS

I WANT TO BE A FORENSIC PSYCHOLOGIST AND PREFERABLY NOT GET ISEKAI'D

THIS OWL CRAP IS BLACKMAIL, LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'LL SUE

THE RSPCA PROBABLY AIN'T HAPPY ABOUT THE ANIMAL LABOUR EITHER

YOU GAVE MY DAD A PAPERCUT

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

If Tetromino gets in Smash, I want it to be as lifelessly animated as possible, not spinning when it gets hit, or even registering taunt inputs. Ever seen that Brawl mod that replaces Yoshi with a T-posing Tommy Pickles? Yeah, that's what I'm going for.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Post this video to scare people who think Smash shouldn't be played or designed competitively because "that wasn't Sakurai's intention."

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

If the purple leak is real, I think it's most likely to be Waluigi - but that could be bias speaking.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Ubisoft made a crossover of all their iconic characters...

and made it a Bomberman clone??

You know, we really could've done with a sequel to this undisputable masterpiece. Free idea, no payment necessary or wanted

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Finally, a rep for one of the best Mega Drive games

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Confirmed.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Out of the loop: can someone clue me in on this Nabohino drama?

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Me when they put Megalovania - Undertale in the Smash soundtrack and not File Select - Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

This image came to my head back when Nick Brawl was announced and I haven't been able to get it out since. Hopefully drawing it will let it escape.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

"Wait, OnlyFans has uses other than porn?" - me, a week ago.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Top 20 most wanteds because why not.

Muddy Mole (Mole Mania)
Jill (Drill Dozer)
PaRappa the Rapper (PaRappa the Rapper)
Waluigi (Super Mario)
Knight & Ostrich (Joust)
Bonanza Bros. (Bonanza Bros.)
Peppino (Pizza Tower)
Dr. Eggman (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Clippit (Microsoft Office)
Tingle (Tingle)
Space Invader (Space Invaders)
Tails (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Onix (Pokémon)
Ashley and Red (WarioWare)
Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)
Bubsy (Bubsy)
Red (Angry Birds)
Dixie Kong (Donkey Kong)
Ghost Gang (Pac-Man)
Andross (StarFox)

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Reminder that Sans Undertale is canonically a war criminal and child murderer.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 21, 2021

And they say science and spirituality can't coexist...

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 21, 2021

I set Gaur Plain (Night) as my only song on Gaur Plain, and I'm not affraid to do it again.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 21, 2021

All these Switch shill picks... and still no Rabbid Peach.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 21, 2021

Instead of putting hats on generic enemies and calling them new characters, we should take features away from characters and call them generic enemies

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 21, 2021

Perfect music for PictoChat 2.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 21, 2021

I watched this without knowing the sound was sampled from the Looney Tunes sitcom and I thought the voice acting was original, it fits the characters that well.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 21, 2021

Nintendo just released a WarioWare ad on Switch news written as if if Wario was writing it.

Wario putting a "<3" emoji at the end of a letter is both extremely off-character and also extremely fitting.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 21, 2021

"Defeated" is a real word, but the way the Smash announcer says it, as well as how many times you hear it in an 8-player stock battle, makes it sound like a made up word like "funner" or "deconfirmed"

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 21, 2021

Reminder that there's a Mii costume for a character based on a Japanese WW2 propaganda film.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 21, 2021

I think it's pretty cool how Nick Brawl has a majority of the 90s cartoons. The only ones missing (not including KaBlam and Doug, which are stuck in legal limbo, and Oh Yeah! Cartoons, which was just a pilot showcase and will likely be indirectly repped by one of the 2000s characters it spawned) are Rocko, Rocket Power, and Beavers. I'd be very surprised if Rocko didn't make the roster.

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