We're so desensitised to the shocking violence in Smash trailers that they can show Min Min, Pit, and Ganondorf's rotting corpses and we'll think nothing of it.
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This Direct seemed very Monkey's Paw to me, glad I wasn't awake for it.
"Classic Super Monkey Ball!" with jumping
"New WarioWare!" with a single control scheme
"Classic Mario Party!" with only 5 boards again
I'm not that confident in WW:GIT. A WarioWare with a consistent playstyle just defeats the point to me. We'll have to wait and see.
It's official: ITV wins E3.
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-No gaurd rails
-Post duology monkeys are back
I'm sold already. Just need new levels and no jump button confirmed now.
There was never a "big 4" or "unbreakable team" of Smash requests. Not everyone who wanted Ridley also wanted K. Rool, not everyone who wanted K. Rool also wanted Banjo, not everyone who wanted Banjo also wants Geno. Outside of some surface level similarities between K. Rool & Banjo and K. Rool & Ridley there is absolutely nothing tying these characters together beyond "they were on Nintendo consoles in the 90s and don't appear much nowadays" and no reason one can't join without the others.
I'm seeing everyone talk about leaks, but I'm not seeing any actual leaks.
"When are we gonna get to the leaks?"
For some reason a lot of entitled gamers, platformer fans especially, are under the misconception that nobody (other than racist 12 year olds) likes gritty brown shooters, or the developers making them don't care... like, no. That's not how it works.
There's plenty of genres I don't like but I would never accuse an entire genre of being disingeneous cash-grabs. We haven't had a homogeneity problem in games since the PS3 days.
Honestly, I'd prefer my favourite series to die on a high note than be handed to people who either don't care about them or don't get the magic.
Image related. Image VERY related.
I didn't know Gangsta Rocko was that popular a request! He hasn't had a new game in years so there must be some foreign following for him like with Terry.
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Everyone talks about how heavy and radical the leftist political themes of Mother 3 are, but let's not forget that Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland is about how capitalism is slavery. It's not subtle or even an allegory of any kind, the plot of the game is literally just "capitalism is slavery."
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I'm starting to understand why there aren't any Spirits from this game.
"Don't ever be excited" is unironically good advice.
Just found out bribery is illegal
No paying Nintendo to add Muddy Mole to Smash
Reminder in the midst of E3 hype: game companies owe you a quality product, nothing more, nothing less. Microsoft does not owe you Banjo-Threeie, Nintendo does not owe you F-Zero DX, Sony does not owe you Jak and Daxter 5, and frankly if they did, the aforementioned series would be worse off for it. Nobody wants to make or play a game solely produced out of obligation.
DuckTales Remastered really overused the Moon theme, I'm pretty sure a majority of the new tracks in the game used some sort of Moon theme motif.
IMO the most glaring Spirit ommision isn't Porky or the Broodals or Adeleine, but rather Buzzy Beetle.
Why wouldn't you have a Spirit for Buzzy Beetle? What possible reason is there to not include it, and what possible way is there that they could forget it?
This image has a slightly ominous aura.
We get a lot of CRT filters in games, but what we really need is jumbotron/LED dot filters.
Internet: goes down because someone's using the microwave
YouTube: "isn't now the perfect time to watch your video in stunning 4K with a smooth 60FPS?"
Controversial opinion: 3D Land is the best 3D Mario.
Yes, Land. Not a typo. I didn't mean World. I mean the one on the 3DS.
Kirby stans: "Kirby is better than your favourite character because he's cute AND kills gods!"
Yes, because Kirby is the only fictional character ever to display strength higher than their appearance implies. Kirby is the only cute platformer game mascot who could possibly stand a chance against a reality warper, a god, time lords, or a literal planet.
Marge didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose her.
Some day we'll find it, the
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
Make a malicious virus that deletes all the user's data
Forget to remove the "Delete all data? (Y/N)" prompt
Little to no damages
Smash has less degrees of seperation to GoAnimate than it has to Crash Bandicoot
(Smash > Street Fighter > GoAnimate)
(Smash > Donkey Kong > Skylanders > Crash Bandicoot)
GoAnimate.com Expands Lineup of Street Fighter Characters, Enables Mashup with Star Trek, It's Happy Bunny and Willie Nelson
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With the success of Mario + Rabbids, it's surprising they haven't tried porting around Go Home, as that's widely agreed to be the second best Rabbids game.
Smash fans when a disgraced competitive player gets harassed into an attempted suicide:
Smash fans when someone rapidly taps down on their joystick:
I don't see why a decloned Daisy and Waluigi in Smash are treated as "mutually exclusive" - give Daisy the sports and give Waluigi the weirdness, they could easily coexist.
YOOOOO MARIO + RABBIDS 2 LET'S GOOOOOOOO
Added as a playable: Bowser, who was barely relevant to the one Mario game on a Sony platform and totally unnecessary when Mario's already there
Costume: The Viscount Devil, a great nostalgic legend who never sees use
Not even thought about: Dracula from Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion XL. Underappreciated art.
If we're gonna have a million swordfighters, at least give us the OG.
Game released before 1987 that wasn't made by Namco or Nintendo: exists
People who only play games from the NES and later:
Was Peach's frying pan forward smash based on Game & Watch Gallery 2 or Super Mario RPG? - Analysis
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Smash speculators explaining how the 7 lines of dialogue said by Prince Dreambert in Mario & Luigi: Dream Team left a bigger impact on the gaming industry than Quake, PaRappa the Rapper, Shadow of the Colossus, and the entire Grand Theft Auto series combined.
Not that I'm the sort of person to choose Smash characters based on importance/relevence, but saying pretty much any 1st party Nintendo character not already in the game (except maybe Waluigi and Tingle, but that assesment may be biased as I'm a fan of both) is important at all, let alone more so than someone like Hero or Sephiroth, is a bit fat lie.
I spent so much of my childhood surrounded by internet nostalgia culture that I'm more 80s/90s kid than I am 2000s/2010s kid, and TBH I'm a little glad for it. Anemoia is something I consider to be almost a core of my identity, which sounds a little pathetic when I say it out loud, but thinking about the past while watching or playing something from it just makes me happy.
Creating utterly nonsense scenarios like setting up an all-CPU Smash battle to show a rowdy bunch of 90s console war teenagers what characters of the time will be up to in the future through time travel, or watching Rugrats or Animaniacs and pretending to be a 10 year old raised on He-Man and Thundercats getting his mind blown by seeing quality animation on TV for the first time, it just feels good.
"I sure do love airing new episodes of my popular children's TV series on this holy day of May 1st 2007! What could possibly go wrong?"
If Phoenix Wright got in Smash, it's entirely possible we could get a remix of Jailer's Elegy, A.K.A. the Greeny Phatom theme.
Not very likely as it's not an upbeat song, but Smash has livened up sad songs before and it wouldn't be surprising to hear it quoted in passing. -
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