Wario Wario Wario

The Butt Ugly Martians theme song sounds like a racist (or I guess, planet...ist?) 1930s military chant from an army training for space battles

OK, so what I know about Evangellion is:

There's a 14-year old wearing barely anything.
There are mechas
There's a giant head in the sea
There's big dinosaur things that uhh... eat people?
At the end they all turn into the Nickelodeon logo

These past few months in the Crash fandom have basically been

VAGUE CORPORATE STUFF NOBODY UNDERSTANDS
"Crash is dead!"
MAJOR CRASH ANNOUNCEMENT
"Crash is back!"
VAGUE CORPORATE STUFF NOBODY UNDERSTANDS
"Crash is dead!"
MAJOR CRASH ANNOUNCEMENT
"Crash is back!"

Me trying to edit a Google Docs on mobile:

Bob was a
Bob was a
Bob was a
Bob was a pathetical failure, but despite
Bob was a pathetical failure, but despite
Bob was a pathetical failure, but despite
Bob was a pathetical failure, but despite
Bob was a pathetical failure, but despite
Bob was a pathetic failure, but despite

Game pitch: a detective visual novel, but you're not playing as a mastermind cop - instead you play as a bored video game fan in his mum's basement who has to discover the truth of a bunch of leaks. Include a multiplayer mode in the veins of Among Us where the "dungeon master" is randomly selected to either be a game dev or fake leaker and you've got a grade A game.

The #1 rule of Frogger:
The less anthropomorphic the design, the better.
= brilliant
=good
= bad
= attrocity

Keep in mind, I grew up with long leg/Helmet Chaos Frogger, that was my era of Frogger.

I do wish the old arcade characters could come back for bigger games like in the past, but I think regardless of what type of game he ends up in Frogger is better off small and four-legged.

I guess it is on-brand for the co-creator of a show about how "life is meaningless" and "nothing matters in the long run".

"Sandy Cheeks solo movie" sounds like the sort of thing a small child would come up with after learning how to start a Wikia - and in that way Nick are kinda doing their job, giving the target audience what they've always wanted. Even though the idea caught me in a loop at first, it does make sense since Sandy is probably the main SpongeBob character with the most mystery following her

The man who every man wants to be:

Sony's gone so crazy they've started DMCAing their rival's music.

yes, I know Sony music and Sony games are completely different companies.

DON'T GOOGLE HE MAN BATTLE CAT NAME

Usually, Pixar makes some of the best, most expressive character designs in CG...

then there's these things.

TBT I think disliking something because it gets popular is justifiable. It's the overexposure effect, same as Christmas songs or teen heart throbs, nobody wants to hear "All I Want for Christmas is You" or "What Makes You Beautiful" everywhere they go, nor do they want to hear "Megalovania" or "Spookeez" everywhere they go. Telling people they can't like it is a different story though.

Sonic and Pac-Man's alternate costumes be like

Supermanime

I decided to compile a list of potential first party Game Boy and Game Boy Colour reps, specifically ones that would exclusively rep the GB/C. Marin wasn't included due to the remake, Captain Syrup wasn't included due to her role in The Shake Dimension, so on.

The new Zelda amiibo is what people who disliked amiibo in the Wii U era thought amiibo was.

You should absolutely get vaccinated, but promoting it using a live show with dancing and celebrities is a better way to convince people it is a conspiracy than convince them to save themselves.

Website ads when you're about to click on a link:

THE VIRGIN "QUIRKY" JRPG
-Title only relates to the first 3 minutes of the game
-Ad proudly announces the game "stinks"
-Final boss based on a misinterpretation of a B-movie, has nothing to do with it either way.
-Terrible inventory system and tedious combat
-Puzzles amount to being told to do something ridiculous and then wondering if the game seriously means it
-Inspired Yiik

VS.

THE CHAD SPANKY'S QUEST
-Title is a sex joke
-Recommended by Archie himself
-Final boss is a witch who throws basketballs and turns into a crow
-No inventory system, nor combat
-All puzzles
-Did not inspire Yiik

(JK, I love EarthBound (as a story at least) and have never played Spanky's Quest)

I like how even the people who distribute Almost Naked Animals are willing to admit it's kinda innapropriate subject matter for a kids' show.

I decided to make my own 90s game ad.

Rainbow Dash is cancelled.

Based on a small piece of drama on the Smash Infinite thread...
I fall into team "Crysis is retro" BTW.

Remember kids:
"No relevancy" is an argument FOR, not an arument against!

I don't get why they chose Doge as a mascot for a crpytocurrency when there's clearly a more fitting dog mascot choice.



this is just a joke, I know he's copyrighted and Doge was at its peak in the early days of Bitcoin

Reject modernity

Return to tradition

Every time someone calls a blue-and-white Mario "SMG4" and not Stanley the Bugman I die a little inside.

It's funny to me how a certain user (won't say who) on this website has a signature denouncing the idea of even having unwanted Smash characters or being disappointed in a reveal, but he also disregards a lot of characters, specifically Waluigi, just for being base game ATs.

Since Wumpa Fruit are called apples in Japan, I wonder what Wumpa League will be localised as over there...

I'm generally someone who's all for transformative localisation with new intent, plotlines, characters, character and location names, jokes, e.t.c. - but there are bad localisations, and my favourite example of a terrible localisation is Bonanza Bros.

The original game was about burglars robbing a bank, but at the time games were being accused of promoting crime - this left Sega with two options, don't localise the game, or censor it.

They chose the latter, which makes sense and I won't argue against... but their localisation was super lazy. They left EVERYTHING intact, they still had bags of loot, stunned cops using tranquilisers, and snorted a bitcrushed "nyeh heh heh!"

They just added a description to the manual that said the Bonanza Bros. are detectives trying to recover evidence from corrupt businesses, and then contradicted it by adding an intro cutscene that said they were actual crooks but being hired to test out the security system of reputable businesses as to... prevent crime by doing crime? Guess the Bonanza Bros. work for the FBI

Really they could've just given them a deerstalker hat and a pipe, change the laugh to "Elementary!", put orange shirts in place of the cops' uniform and that would've worked - but no, Sega had to be lazy.

As a kid I thought the Super Game Boy border for Wario Blast was the Bombermen putting Wario on trial.

"Your YouTube channel has been demonitized for hosting illegally obtained footage of Elvis Presley dying on the toilet"

Let's play the Villains Wiki category guessing game. First up:

Cah.

It's just a lumppa metal

Four wheels

Of all the franchises ever, just in general, Ninja Turtles has the best rip-offs.

It's annoying to have my YouTube status bar filled with garbage channels I don't watch, but I must admit they sometimes have some quality memes.

Interesting, this old Atari/Intellivision-era Activision ad takes aim at console tribalism.