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Wario Wario Wario · Aug 25, 2021

I have made a lot of fake Spirits battles over the years, but this one is my proudest achievement.

Churchill
Churchill
Novice class

Stage: Onett
Opponents: Border Collie Duck Hunt, invisible giant Captain Falcon x 2
Song: Big Brain Academy
Rules: The Captain Falcons avoid conflict with the main fighters and spam Falcon Dive against each other. Defeat Duck Hunt to win.

If you don't get it, Churchill is a British insurance mascot (we love our insurance mascots over here for some reason) who's catchphrase is "Oh yes!", the Captain Falcons are just there so you're constantly hearing "Yes!" during the battle

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

I don't know if this is nostalgia speaking, but Mario Kart Wii's soundtrack is so many leaps and bounds above the rest of the series it's kinda insane (and yes, that includes fully-orchestrated big-budget big-band Mario Kart 8!)

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

wtf why did they make a spirit for leafys oc

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

I think I finally know what it's like to have an "eargasm"

In a parallel universe... pic.twitter.com/pYz0695p4t
— Tee Lopes (@TeeLopes) August 24, 2021

I unironically love the Sonic Eraser theme, and this is much better.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

Either the "I will now buy your game" meme wasn't exaggerating, or the animators for whatever anime this is took that as a challenge.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

Imagine being a Nintendo exec and trying to explain to investors why you made a billion yen deal with one of the biggest game companies on Earth to use a one-off character from one of the worst-selling games in a series you own 99.9% of the beloved characters from even though you could've probably got the license to Lara Croft, Gex, or Space Invaders for the same price.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

Yooo, just found out who CP11 is! It's everyone's favourite rhythm game character, the Boyfriend!

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

we live in society

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

Early Man is a great movie, but I must admit that "caveman football" is a better premise for a game than a movie.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

Nick Brawl speculation has the exact opposite problem from SSBU speculation pre-Sephiroth

Instead of "Geno conspiracy theories", it's "Anti-Dora conspiracy theories".

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

If I could go back to any place and time in history, it'd be the boardroom of whatever ad agency approved this, when they approved it.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

When I go on the Nick Brawl thread and people older than me are almost exclusively discussing early 00s shows in their speculation.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

Top 20 clones - not inherently echoes, nor inherently semi-clones. I'm imagining Tatanga as a Jr. clone and The Amazon as an Incineroar clone but everyone else explains themselves.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

If Kaptain K. Rool is added as an echo fighter, his tagline should be "Kaptain K. Rool klaims his krown!" - then King K. Rool would have the pirate tagline and Kaptain K. Rool would have the royal tagline.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

"Finally, a shirt that can express both my punk-rock anarchist rebellion, and my love for quaint English claymation!"

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

The recent rise in SpongeBob spin-offs reminds me a lot of all those surreal Flintstones spin-offs Hanna Barbera made for a brief period in the 70s and 80s.

wait if pebbles had a kid does that mean fred is now a-

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

Sonic 1 is underrated. It's the only game in the franchise I feel truly rewards careful management of speed. That doesn't make it the best, Mania and 3K triumph over it in many ways and I'd argue Sonic 2 to be of an equal quality, but I think there's just as much merit to Sonic 1's "punish mindless speed, reward strategic speed" level design as the other games' "platforming is the challenge, mindless speed is the reward" level design.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

Damn PapaGenos back at it again with the disconfirmed leaks.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

There's no such a thing as a "responsible gun owner". It is an oxymoron.

The bad guy with a gun kills because he has no self-control, the "good" guy with a gun kills because that's what he actually believes is morally right and will actively decide to do.

Frankly, the bad guy has the moral high ground.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

Let's say you get a 5-game-deal with Nintendo to make whatever games you want with their established IPs and characters - what do you make? For me:

Drill Dozer remake
Proper Yoshi's Island sequel
Complete Game & Watch Gallery including licensed games, Mini Classics, variants, and Nelsonic Game Watches, as well as multiplayer options
Some sort of "obscure character" crossover with Waluigi as the mascot (not sure what genre though, football or foot racer perhaps?)
3D Mole Mania reboot

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

CEoTFK is, IMO, the peak of Bubsy's characterisation. I like that he's a little more of a vulnerable wimp than your regular scrimblo and has that right balance of self-deprication without coming off like he's trying to excluse the poor quality of the game.

The cartoon pilot has my least favourite take on Bubsy, an overconfident narcissist who would be better fit for a villain role, and that unfortunately because the standard for the series in the reboot - though they toned down the narcissism well enough for him to not become as obnoxious as in the cartoon. Bubsy 3D is a bit of an outlier because that take on him feels like another character all together, more of a curious if snarky kitten than a smug megastar bobcat.

Should I write a serious, long essay about Bubsy? I earnestly love this franchise even though it's objectively garbage.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

People often say "why Ashley? what does she do?" but that's the exact reason I want Ashley. I want characters with new moves never before seen, and to not know what to expect from their playstyle when they get in. Ashley, a character with a very specific theme but few known powers, fits that bill perfectly.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

The virgin "assigning inputs to references"

The chad "original but well designed moves"

The thad "well designed references"

The ubervirgin "eh, just port the character near-directly from their game"

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

The only Smash characters I think should get radical reworks are Sonic, Min Min, and Daisy. Daisy is the only one of these "game accuracy" really plays a role in my thoughts on.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

If we were to get an original character in Smash, I'd prefer them to be designed to exist within one of the series already in Smash. Always thought it'd be cool to introduce a proper Warpichi through Smash.

Technically Dark Pit was that but still.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

I DON'T CARE HOW MANY OWLS YOU SEND ME, DUMBLEDORE

I'M NOT GOING TO HOGWARTS

I WANT TO BE A FORENSIC PSYCHOLOGIST AND PREFERABLY NOT GET ISEKAI'D

THIS OWL CRAP IS BLACKMAIL, LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'LL SUE

THE RSPCA PROBABLY AIN'T HAPPY ABOUT THE ANIMAL LABOUR EITHER

YOU GAVE MY DAD A PAPERCUT

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

If Tetromino gets in Smash, I want it to be as lifelessly animated as possible, not spinning when it gets hit, or even registering taunt inputs. Ever seen that Brawl mod that replaces Yoshi with a T-posing Tommy Pickles? Yeah, that's what I'm going for.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Post this video to scare people who think Smash shouldn't be played or designed competitively because "that wasn't Sakurai's intention."

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

If the purple leak is real, I think it's most likely to be Waluigi - but that could be bias speaking.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Ubisoft made a crossover of all their iconic characters...

and made it a Bomberman clone??

You know, we really could've done with a sequel to this undisputable masterpiece. Free idea, no payment necessary or wanted

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Finally, a rep for one of the best Mega Drive games

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Confirmed.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Out of the loop: can someone clue me in on this Nabohino drama?

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Me when they put Megalovania - Undertale in the Smash soundtrack and not File Select - Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

This image came to my head back when Nick Brawl was announced and I haven't been able to get it out since. Hopefully drawing it will let it escape.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

"Wait, OnlyFans has uses other than porn?" - me, a week ago.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Top 20 most wanteds because why not.

Muddy Mole (Mole Mania)
Jill (Drill Dozer)
PaRappa the Rapper (PaRappa the Rapper)
Waluigi (Super Mario)
Knight & Ostrich (Joust)
Bonanza Bros. (Bonanza Bros.)
Peppino (Pizza Tower)
Dr. Eggman (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Clippit (Microsoft Office)
Tingle (Tingle)
Space Invader (Space Invaders)
Tails (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Onix (Pokémon)
Ashley and Red (WarioWare)
Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)
Bubsy (Bubsy)
Red (Angry Birds)
Dixie Kong (Donkey Kong)
Ghost Gang (Pac-Man)
Andross (StarFox)

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2021

Reminder that Sans Undertale is canonically a war criminal and child murderer.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 21, 2021

And they say science and spirituality can't coexist...

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