I want to live in the world where Timmy Turner can fight Walter White in Fortnite
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Robert DuBois is in prison for putting Superman in the ICU-skip ad
We need to start making fun of "melodramatic Smash Bros." the same way we make fun of "edgy Sonic"
do you say it "aMONG us" or "amoNGUS"
I don't get the terms "boomer pick" and "zoomer pick". In the age of emulation any character can belong to any era regardless of true chronological debut. Ness, for example, hasn't been seen since 1995 (discounting cameos and crossovers) but has a much bigger "zoomer" following than "boomer".
I like how pretty much every Space Jam 2 review can agree on the same positives and negatives... except the Michael B. Jordan cameo, which is either seen as the ultimate insult or the perfect gag.
For as much as I tend to oppose moveset changes, I do wonder from seeing combo videos on DK if giving him barrels or the coconut gun would improve him significantly.
I'm kinda worried about how DOSBox games will run on Steam Deck.
I had a really weird dream where the Gigaleak uncovered that every single sprite in Super Mario World had a 3D equivalent that was directly traced into a sprite bit by bit.
Sanic hot take: instead of Westopolis, the first stage of Shadow the Hedgehog should've been Glyphic Canyon - it's a location with much more danger than previous Sonic first levels to represent Shadow's increase edge and moral ambiguity, but still tranquil enough to not seem like a jarring first level or transition from previous Sonic starting levels.
I think it'd be funny if Sonic Rangers/Zao's final title was "Sonic Hype" because then it and Metroid's names would have the exact opposite implications from how fans feel about them.
Reminder: Disney spent $175 million to make a movie specifically designed to promote a Buzzfeed rip-off they closed down 3 years later.
My ideal non-Sonic Sega rep would be these suave dudes
I don't exactly see them working like the ICs but more like Banjo/DH, where one attacks by using the other as a weapon for certain moves. They have tranquilizer guns, a weapon I'm surprised has had no prescence in Smash yet. I think it'd be cool if they could steal projectiles, not for reuse but rather to increase the power of slams with their loot bag.
I feel that if the new Shyamalan movie, OLD, was made in Japan it'd have a very different tone.
Just had a horrific realization.
I was thinking of trying to write a completely serious essay on why Clippit should be in Smash, one I could possibly use in Infinite's DLC cycle.
"No animals were harmed in the making of this movie"
The movie:
HOW DO I TURN OFF GOOGLE DARK MODE IT'S SO UGLY
I don't get why Smash fans think Nintendo would negotiate possibly millions to get Geno playable in Smash when the company that owns him also owns Chrono Trigger, Deus Ex, Tomb Raider and god damn SPACE INVADERS. Frankly it's beyond insane from a capitalistic standpoint he even got the Spirit, let alone Mii Costume.
SSBU is a really good glorified soulless corporate advert, but a glorified soulless corporate advert either way.
Reminder that Sans Undertale is canonically a war criminal and child murderer.
My two least favourite things in games are forced backtracking and permanent power-ups.
As you can guess, I'm not into Metroidvanias.
We managed to get people to stop calling Challenger Packs "fighters passes", let's try to get people to stop saying "deconfirmed" next. Then stop people to calling Smash Wii U "Smash 4". Then get people to stop calling Duck Hunt/Duo "Duck Hunt Dog", then get people to stop calling full mask Mii costumes "deluxe Mii costumes", then - OK, seriously, what is it with Smash fans and making up extremely incorrect terminology and unanimously accepting them as fact?
I like how the Aryan chad has turned from the ultimate cool guy to the butt of jokes like every other Wojak.
I made this meme in hopes of posting it when people get too demanding of game devs or unrealistic with their hype, but unfortunately the fact I'm referencing doesn't actually show up when you google it.
- Get insider info about the next Smash game
- Leak everything on 4chan
- Add in fake info about Geno, just for epique troll
- Kill hype culture for the entirety of the game's pre-release cycle
- Nintendo send their ninjas to track me down and file a lawsuit
- Hold a countersuit against Nintendo for illegally obtaining my address and info
- Profit
- Use the profit to buy out the copyrights for hundreds of neglected Z-rate Nintendo IPs
- Release remakes and sequels on all platforms
- Use the games' ties to Nintendo in marketing
- Jill Dozer balloon in the Macy's Parade
According to this officially licensed $200+ collector's figure, the internal organs of My Little Ponies are pink, blue, and purple.
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I don't know why people say Rosalina is a "main series" character. (in fact I don't even get why people call the platformers Mario's "main series" instead of Kart but that's besides the point.)
She's only had 4 platformer appearances - one was heavily plot relevant, one was a post-game unlockable character, and the other two were extremely insignificant. She's only marginally more important than Daisy; Birdetta; and Waluigi if that.
I feel that with every passing Smash game (or set of Smash games in one case) Sakurai has been less and less transparent.
- Smash 64: actively revealed the most wanted characters, detailed advanced techniques and cut content, answeed fan mail.
- Melee: explained the design decisions behind fighters in text, detailed cut content, answered fan mail.
- Brawl: explained the design decisions behind fighters in text, answered fan mail.
- 3DS/Wii U: had daily pics to explain design decisions within a Miiverse text limit and occasionally brielfy explained decisions in directs.
- Ultimate: Only brief mentions in directs and very rare Famitsu columns to explain decisions.
"K" is a letter that comes early in the alphabet but has major late in the alphabet vibes.
YouTube recommendation: "controversial celebrity is returning to Hollywood! Hide your kids!" thumbnail has fire and a demon eye effect on the photos
You know what? Good for him. Let a man make his movies.
Most of the things people claim to be "horrifying" in Kirby wouldn't be out of place in a Disney movie.
You'd have to be really sheltered to think a giant disembodied eyeball oozing blood is some super edgy thing that no other kids' media would or could have.
I feel that if Plok was added to NSO people would disregard it as "NSO shovelware" until they hear the music.
Give these lesser known NSO games a chance, some of them are pretty rad. Fire N' Ice is great fun.
The "I can't get in this crossover platform fighter everyone wants me in because of Disney" club
There aren't many games I like with characters I don't want in Smash, but I also don't think liking a game is enough of a reason to want a character in Smash.
I love Lemmings, an all time classic and among the best of what was already a golden age of gaming, but should a lemming be playable in Smash? Hell no! What's it gonna do? slowly build stairs out of bricks to get back on stage?
Oh egads, my R-rated crime movie is ruined! But what if I was to animate a CGI kangaroo and disguise it as a kids movie? Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish McNally!
Read "Crash Bandicoot" and "launch trailer" and had to do a double take. Just a bundle.
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