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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

Barring a certain tweet, Nickelodeon are actually really good when it comes to representation and I'm glad they made this video - all I'm trying to say is that "a beaver from Blue's Clues had top surgery" is an absurd sentence out of context and the fact it's on a strictly professional site like Snopes makes it pretty funny to me.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

I started a thread I'm surprised didn't exist earlier (at least if my searches were correct): one where we discuss and create concepts for new semi-clones!

The semi-clone concept thread

It's exactly what it sounds like, post in-depth ideas for semi-clones. They can be as distant as Isabelle/Luigi, or as similar as Ken/Chrom/Doc. For my movesets, I'll leave most of their non-battle animations and aeshetics up to the imagination.

smashboards.com

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

I saw Dream's leaked face. I'm not trying to shame nor am I endorsing the website or means it was found by, (curiousity killed the cat, y'know) but I can absolutely understand why he hasn't done a face reveal
He's a bit pudgy, which is A-OK, don't get me wrong, but if he did a face reveal he'd likely lose a lot if not all of his "Kpop stan" fanbase given that he isn't really glamourous or handsome.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

I get that the 16-bit sound effect wouldn't work well in a modern game, but why of all replacement sounds did Sega use this ear-piercing thing?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

TBH I prefer the term "vintage" over "retro" when referring to old media - but nobody would take you seriously if you called yourself a "vintage gamer", so I stick to retro.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

Rayman would be pretty easy to add in Smash given he almost has a full movesst (discounting specials) in Rayman Legends.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2021

EarthBound really wasn't as deep as people give it credit for. Mother 3? Absolutely. EarthBound? No. If anything it's the most light-hearted and shallow of the trilogy. Still a great JRPG I can call myself a fan of, but not the all-time-masterpiece a lot of people say it is when compared to Beginnings and 3.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2021

Some thoughts on series symbols:

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2021

Mark my words, open world games will eventually become so oversaturated that linearity is a selling point, just like how 2D gameplay became a selling point in the late 2000s-through-early 2010s following the 3D boom.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2021

I don't get the phrase "unintended errors". If it was intended then it's not an error.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2021

Fixed your press release, Domino's®️.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

If a Sims rep were to be added to Smash I'd prefer they be a generic everySim rather than an established character like Bella Goth.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

The Rick & Morty Fortnite skin is cursed on concept alone, don't get me wrong, but it also may have the best cel shading I've ever seen in a 3D game. If there's to be a Simpsons Hit & Run remake it needs to look something like that.

I'm extremely confident a "Hit & Rerun" would be in good hands as Activision own the rights to the game - Beenox and TfB would both be perfect fits.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

You wacky Smash speculators and your logical fallacies!

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

You know it's gonna be a good movie when you see these logos!

If you know what I'm refrencing, you deserve a veteran's discount. As in a "PTSD-ridden victim of war" veteran.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

Snake, owned by Konami = Sony character
Cloud, owned by Square Enix = Sony character
Joker, owned by Sega = Sony character
Crash Bandicoot, owned by Activision = Sony character
Banjo, owned by Microsoft = Nintendo character
Bayonetta, owned by Sega = Nintendo character
Space Invaders, owned by Square Enix = Atari character
Pitfall Harry, owned by Activision = Atari character

How does this logic even work? It's equivalent to calling Steve an Apple rep because Pocket Edition is really popular, or calling Pac-Man a Sony rep because Pac-Man World 1 and the Namco Museum volumes were PS1 exclusives.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

I earnestly believe Goomba not being in Mario Kart is the single worst snub in multiplayer-game-roster-using-existing-characters history - all genres, all series, all tones, all time. This includes snubs that were rectified in later instalments and cut characters from earlier games BTW.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

I don't know how to feel about "walking sim" becoming the widely accepted name for the genre.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

The Earthworm Jim Amico game will absolutely be ported to the major consoles at maximum 3 years after it releases. At minimum 8 months.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

KIRBY REAL

KIRBY IN REAL

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

Looking back at this image, which was seen as gospel at the time, makes me seethe. The definitive wording of "they cannot be removed and reintroduced" and "viable contenders list"; the treatment of Master Chief as impossible/irrational but Banjo as fine; the top of the list being worded in such a manner that it sounds factual without actually saying it is; the obvious narriative-pushing in the case of characters like Mona, Fi, Mallo, Fossil Fighter, and Monita, it's all just so manipulative... Smash hype culture has basically died as of late thanks to a lack of leaks and the slight homogeneity of the fighters passes, and frankly I think we're all better off for it, even if it has improved since the days of 3DS/Wii U

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

This is an actual article on the most reputable Smash Bros. Wiki. It's not part of mainspace though (which means it can't be easily accessed without filtering non-mainspace articles, which are usually either fanfictions, wiki meta-pages, memes, or so on)

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

I don't get why people doing "add a new character for each franchise!" threads tend to skip or composite the retros. There's enough characters in all the retro series to have a bit of choice if you do enough research - especially Game & Watch.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

It's funny how when you mispelled "and" as "a d", Google corrects it to "a n d"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

Wikipedia talk pages are wild.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

I found this image on Google and I can't tell what's a printing error and what's a rip in the paper.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

Is this Paul vs. Mayweather?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

The worst mistake Game Freak has ever made with Pokémon is not releasing Brand New World without SFX.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

It's funny that "copyright" has the exact opposite meaning from what its name implies.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

80s parents: "The Care Bears are so inappropriate with their occult brainwashing stare!"
80s marketers: "Freddy Krueger? stick him on a yoyo and give him a pop album."

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

If I had a legit Smash image leak and image/model editing skills, I'd probably photoshop in fake characters. I just wanna know how the Smash fanbase would feel faced with an indefinite countdown to a supposedly inevitable Shrek or Mallow (without Geno) reveal.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

I think THE most "that explains everything!" moment in my life was when I found out Mavis from Hotel Translyvania's character model was intended for another movie.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

What if you
Wanted to watch an all-CPU battle
But the UI said

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

In hindsight I'm kinda glad for Pythra's addition because it taught me a long overdue lesson: this hype crap ain't worth it, look at game reveals/releases patiently and rationally.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

When this leaked a while back, my first thought was "so that's why Jigglypuff is in Smash!"

Fans Appear to Have Dug Up Code for a Mysterious "Pokemon Pink"

Pokemon Yellow might have had a mate at some point.

www.usgamer.net

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

Smash fans explaining how Mario's cameo appearance in Asterix & Obelix XXL 2 on PS2 makes him a "Sony rep".

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

I just got a Sainsbury's ad saying "If you ever find yourself worrying about your planet, start with our vegan meals!"

That's not how systemic issues work.

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