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AMONG AU
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In the 2000s, the BBC created two sets of Minion-esque characters for their children's channels, both known as "the bugs"
Pictured on left, the bugs of CBBC, the 7-and-up brand. Pictured on right, the bugs of CBeebies, the 6-and-under brand
Fitting for their respective target audiences, the CBBC bugs were violent, while the CBeebies bugs are passive
Notice the fluctuating tense - the CBBC bugs faded away and have been swapped out for design after design, whereas the CBeebies bugs and their respective logo have lingered to this day.
My personal theory? The CBBC bugs were hypercannibalistic beasts that hunted themselves to extinction, leaving the herbivorous CBeebies bugs with no predators to speak of, allowing them to thrive and evolve, but threatening the BBC ecosystem in the process - notice how the CBeebies bugs idents have grown slowly industrialised over time due to the decreased influence of the more animalistic CBBC bugs
What the hell am I talking about none of this makes sense at all they're ****ing logos - in fact this can be disproven by the logos themselves THE CBBC BUGS ALSO HAD MODERN ARCHETECHTURE
Smash needs more objectively repugnant characters. Wario and K. Rool are not enough.
MARIO: Cookatiel
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DONKEY KONG: Troff
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YOSHI: Lunge Fish
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WARIO: Rudy the Clown
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ZELDA: Zill
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METROID: Mother Brain
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KIRBY: Dashing Super Guy
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STARFOX: Pigma
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POKEMON: Bruxish
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EARTHBOUND: Master Belch
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F-ZERO: Draq
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ICE CLIMBER: Arcade Flyer Ice Climbers
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FIRE EMBLEM: the guy who started the Hoes Mad meme
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GAME AND WATCH: Ziggy Mazeman
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KID ICARUS: Medusa
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PIKMIN: Titan Dweevil
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ROB: Smick
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ANIMAL CROSSING: Barold
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WII FIT: The Weight-Loss Industry
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PUNCH OUT: Literally any character from Power Punch 2
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XENOBLADE: It's impossibly to top Pyra in repugnancy
DUCK HUNT: Goblin thing from Gumshoe
SPLATOON: Murch
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ARMS: ARMS for the Nintendo Switch
METAL GEAR: Higharolla Kockamamie
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SONIC: King Boom Boo
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MEGA MAN: Sheep Man as seen by someone who thought his eyes were teeth
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PAC-MAN: Erwin
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STREET FIGHTER: Rainbow Mika
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FINAL FANTASY: Queen Brahne
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BAYONETTA: Iustitia
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CASTLEVANIA: Evil Force
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PERSONA: This horrible shade of red
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DRAGON QUEST: Carver
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BANJO-KAZOOIE: Gruntilda
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FATAL FURY: Choi Bounge
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MINECRAFT: Notch
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Nintendo, can we get?
We haveon NSO
Theon NSO:
Let's settle this non-existant debate once and for all
"MUHAHAHA! YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME, LITERALISM MAN!"
Homonym Man proceeds to set off a flamethrower
Literalism Man:
OH MY GOD! I gotta stop what I'm doing! The picture of Garnet from Steven Universe™️ holding a sign condemning me using ableist slurs and not logical reasoning has set me straight!
EarthBound:
EarthBound fan art:
Mother 3:
Mother 3 fan art:
Me and a friend on another site have been brainstorming a fake game - a very uh... peculiar fake game to say the least.
For my version of the roster, I had a bit of a dialema - I've always disliked how art in the stuff I'm into is so female-centric, but my roster is also mostly female!
How do I fix this? Simple: turn most of the conventionally attractive tall adult women into men. You may call it "isolating the main target audience if this game was to somehow exist" - but I also call it "isolating the main target audience if this game was to somehow exist"! That leaves me with a perfect 18-to-18 gender split.
COOL PACMAN FACTS
- Upon its initial release in Japan, Pac-Man was called Puck-Man. They changed this to Pac-Man in fears the arcade machines would be vandalised to say "UK-Man", which would make small children scared of losing their teeth
- Pac-In-Time is a reskin of an Amiga game named after the reaction to Lola Bunny's redesign in Space Jam: A New Legacy
- Years after the 1981 top 10 hit album Pac-Man Fever, one hit wonders Buckner & Garcia tried their hands at more video game-related songs. Legal issues prevented Bomb Jack 2 Bop, EarthBound Boogie, and Sonic 3K Out among others from ever seeing the light of day.
- When Google celebrated the 30th anniversary of Pac-Man in 2010 with a special interactive Google Doodle, it cost the United States of America's economy $120M in productivity. Good.
- Ms. Pac-Man was originally concieved as a bootleg expansion for Pac-Man titled Crazy Otto, before becoming offically sanctioned by Midway as a sequel to Pac-Man starring a gender-swapped version of the main protagonist. Out of a job and missing out on any royalties from the arcade megahit, Otto would unsuccessfully attempt suicide and leave the gaming industry. He now works as a school bus driver in the town of Springfield, struggling with drug addiction but still trying his hardest to make ends meet
- There was a cancelled Pac-Man game planned for 1983 called Count Pacula in which the player, a vampire Pac-Man, would try to transform the Pac-Man characters into vampires and turn them against their family. This was cancelled after the developer who pitched the idea was found hoarding human body parts in his freezer.
Yes, this is official artwork.
Sans needs to get his retinoblastoma problem sorted out.
Synthwave is the gateway drug:
Then you go on to harder stuff, like Vaporwave
Then you slip further down the slope, into Anime Vaporwave
Many aesthetics later, your social life is in ruin beyond repair as you try to convince people this is cool:
IMAGINE ONLY HAVING 6 2D PLATFORMERS
This post made by PlayStation gang.
One of my biggest fears for my future game project is people will think the "co-oops" multiplayer mode was inspired by Super Mario Galaxy 2 when it was actually inspired by Bubsy 3D
This has to be the most cursed Yoshi render since the pink Yoshi with visible teeth from Story.
I would not be opposed to this.
GOOGLE. GOOGLE. GOOGLE. WHEN I SEARCH DOUBLE 8 I AM LOOKING FOR 16, NOT A CHINESE TAKEAWAY
dogs.
cheese.
cows.
monkeys.
Sheen.
funky.
OK MR. CHAPEK TELL ME WHY MOWGLI ISN'T IN TALESPIN AND NOBODY GETS HURT - "I DIDN'T WORK AT THIS COMPANY WHEN TALESPIN WAS MADE" WILL NOT CUT IT!
I'd love to do a Smashboards Creates CTR thread, but I have three of these things, and the only one to surpass 1 page hasn't been posted on in about 2 days.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I GET TO CHOOSE THE MOVIE
In the long run, good marketing usually leaves a worse effect on a game's reputation than bad marketing. We can just laugh off Yoshi's Island being advertised with a guy dying through over-eating or Kirby shooting a ballistic missile at a cat, but people assuming Sonic is supposed to run at hyperspeed as soon as you flick a button or the goal of Pokemon is to get every single creature will linger for the rest of these series' existences.
I'm trying to list all the pre-internet memes. Here goes:
Kilroy was here
Cool S
No more purple dinosaur
518008
Luke, I am your father
I've fallen and I can't get up
ICUP
Incineroar > every single character in the Grinch Leak.
I got this ad for a thing called Monster Math, some kids' educational thing, and half way through the ad went from near-Disney renaissance quality animation to literal storyboards.
Apparently the blue CGI alien from Eiffel 65's "Blue" music video has a name. AND LORE. AND A SONG CREDITED TO HIM
Paul
IMO the best thing about Waluigi is that he's simulataniously a blank slate and a very specific character. You've got the basic ground rules of "cheats at sports, plans elaborate schemes, makes loud noises, and holds grudges - including towards himself" but then you can headcanon everything else. Some people might want to view Waluigi as the embodiment of pure hatred, others may see him as a geniunely nice guy who's a little muddled, and some will view him as a mildly anti-social annoyance nobody likes, and that's the beauty of Waluigi's character. He's a blank slate with limitations.
"The enemy of art is the absence of limitation" - Orson Welles (frozen peas guy)
Most wanted gang!
I might colour this and use it as a PFP.
Gaming websites will say this is 8-bit:
Then say this is "4-bit" or some made up BS like that:
Harry Potter lures you into the mouth of a 600-toothed angler fish, forcefully shuts it's mouth closed, and leaves you and the fish to bleed to death together while grinning in joy.
For some reason Google is convinced Chowder got a spin-off. I have no clue why.
Why is nobody talking about GBG's lack of public sharing? SMM2 had a similar deal with online multiplayer and they listened. Even WarioWare D.I.Y., released 12 YEARS AGO, had public game sharing.
News media when a president mispells a tweet:
News media when a president sends a drone strike to a children's hospital in a third world country:
Even though he isn't a part of their shared development history, has never crossed over with them in a game, has games of a completely different genre, and has never had the same copyright holders, I've always considered PaRappa part of the Crash and Spyro family.
America moment
i am going toon tylenol
GBG apparently doesn't have public sharing - that's a dealbreaker for me.
Me with a time machine:
"No! Scholastic execs! Don't sign that book deal! The writer's gonna say some really really stupid crap in 20 years time and the fans won't be able to cope becuase they built their entire identity off of a single work of fiction!" -
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