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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

While Mario Rabbids 2 sounds good, I’d personally like if Rabbids became a crossover-driven franchise, where they’re used solely as an excuse to branch out the series into genres they haven’t used before. For example, Sonic + Rabbids could be a shooter, Zelda + Rabbids could be a platformer, Crash + Rabbids could be an action RPG, so on.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

Why am I getting so many Bratz-related videos in my recommended all of a sudden?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

Evercade ad: “Remember cartridges? They’re back”

Nintendo Switch: puppet monkey meme

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

I can’t be the only one who’s a little weirded out by Shantae’s “Jammies Mode”, right? Or at least how it’s titled.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

If I was a leaker I’d add a fake character to the end of my FP2 leaks who is blatantly disappointing, and maybe even make up some story of how they got in that paints Sakurai and/or Nintendo in a bad light - just so I can watch how happy people are when the real final character is revealed.

Don’t know if I can top Byleth for disappointment though, maybe Bubsy? I dunno.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2021

There’s a British version of Spider-Man and his name is literally Spider UK.

Spider Lad would’ve made more sense.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2021

I’m enjoying the SSBU sequel thread, but at the same time it’s reminding me how glad I am that real games have directors and aren’t democratic affairs.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2021

Would you rather watch Ratatouille 2 times in a row, or 4 hours worth of Ratatouille video essays?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2021

One time someone got grey-ish blue paint all over my Sunday best.

I was livid.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2021

World of Light All Cutscenes HD

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2021

This cheesy 80s Yorkshire accented puppet bird’s song is genuinely the most emotionally devastating thing I’ve heard, I’m legit crying.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2021

Omegas are an extremely cool concept on paper, but TBH Legacy TE did it better.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2021

40s cartoons: “It sure would be funny if ANIMAL loved FOOD SAID ANIMAL DOESN’T EAT, wouldn’t it?

81 years of reruns later

“What do you mean ANIMAL doesn’t eat FOOD SAID ANIMAL DOESN’T EAT?”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2021

Early Pac-Man merchandise has a chaotic, unsettling energy. I am not exaggerating as a joke, I am serious. This stuff looks like the work of a malicious god.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2021

YOOOO KIRBY ATE MARG

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2021

Bri’ish people be like adverTISments

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2021

MatPat has only ever made two good theories: the Kingdom Hearts 3 Frozen theory, and the Chuck E, Cheese pizza... uh, not really a theory, more just a known fact people are too stupid to look up or trust. Still good on the basis of making said information more easily accessible.

Notice how both of those are out-universe speculation. Maybe Patrick should change his focus?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2021

Vigilante moderators are so annoying.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2021

When you hire Scooby Doo to name your cartoon-disguised-as-an-anime

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2021

Headcanon: the Fire Emblem characters are a medieval mafia who bribe and threaten their way into getting more Smash reps.

They are also the reason the iteration of Link gets “swapped out” every two instalments. Don’t use camera mods on the second phase of Castle Siege.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2021

Do you ever see someone post a really bad take that would only hold any weight on a school playground- then check their account, find out they’re older than you and just feel super second-hand embarrassed for them?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2021

Why does almost every adult cartoon have an alcoholic father as a protagonist?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2021

I see game accuracy as a bonus when it comes to Smash movesets, not a requirement. The main focus should be playing well as a fighting game character, otherwise you end up with Belmonts.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2021

Remember when you could just show everyone a random image, demoscene song or cartoon clip, say “hey guys, new meme!” and it’d take off?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2021

I think the stupidest video game fan concept I’ve ever heard is “open world Sonic”.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2021

I’m watching this SpongeBob theory about how the show is supposedly a nature show in-universe, and pretty much every point they make can be countered with “it’s a comedy and that’s the joke.”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2021

Sonic fans: “please, for the love of god, stop appealing to nostalgia! We’ll do anything!”
Angry Birds fans: “please, for the love of god, start appealing to nostalgia! We’ll do anything!”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2021

Why would I want to watch Funee Monkee vs. The Jesus Lizard when I could just watch the true greatest battle movie of all time: SANS and PAPYRUS vs SHREK and DONKEY! Cartoon Fight Club Episode 38

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2021

Despite being by the same director, The Iron Giant and The Incredibles have basically the exact opposite message. I’d say I align more with the prior though.

Either way, both are fantastic movies so who cares? There’s plenty of movies I enjoy but disagree with the message of, at the end of the day good filmmaking is most important.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2021

I posted about this a while back and I’m still trying to figure it out

Are they the Animal Crossing equivalent to a Fred Flintstone plushie? Is this SpongeBob Movie rules where the anthro characters turn into a stuffed version of the real thing when they die? Is this a Goofy-Pluto scenario?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2021

I’m watching Caddicarus’ PlayStation magazines video and it’s kinda funny (but also a little miraculous) how the idea of “nerd” and “cool” have swapped over the past 2 decades and 1 year. An obsession with “hot babes” meant you were a real “bloke” in the ‘00s, but now it just means you’re gross. Liking media with cute characters meant you were a “nerd who still wets their pants” in the 00s, now you’re considered a nerd for only liking things with blood, guts and angry eyebrows.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2021

I don’t get why people’s hypothetical Crash Smash stages tend to involve crates so much, I feel they’re a better fit for items.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2021

Oh yes autocorrect, I absolutely meant “Bourse” when I spelled “Hourse”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2021

I had a weird dream where I went to a shopping centre and saw the following:

A shop for Grubhub. Yes, a physical shop for a company that only delivers other companies’ food.

Grubhub had changed their advert in the dream verse, now it was this horrific Ren and Stimpy esque animation of sperm cells with rat heads.

I went to Poundland and saw woollen novelty masks (like those rubber Trump or horse masks you get, but made of wool) of three characters: Cranky Kong, Vivian (from Paper Mario) and Penta Penguin. The Cranky mask was particularly horrifying.

The shopping centre was rethemed to promote Wreck-It Ralph 3, there was a contest to find a secret Pac-Man cameo in the non existent film, I didn’t win the contest because I assumed pretty much any circle or curve with a dent to be Pac-Man.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2021

I’ve been reading up on this “Vegan Teacher” person and... wow. If PETA was the real life version of a parody from the Simpsons, she’s the real life version of a parody from South Park. Willing to risk human lives for the sake of animals... Don’t even get me started on her poor dog.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2021

I’m not one for gritty or older-skewering reboots, but a proper Blue’s Clues detective movie would be a ton of fun. It’d still be aimed at kids, albeit slightly older kids. (like the Dora movie beforehand) So many of the staples of Blue’s Clues would adapt well to a silly whodunnit story - Blue’s non-verbal communication, the skidoo, anonymous letters, so on.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2021

The Virgin RPG silent protagonist vs. the Chad cartoon silent protagonist

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2021

I have to wonder why when they made Avatar the Last Airbender, they thought of Nickelodeon as a channel to pitch it to, like even in passing. I get this was before Adventure Time and the popularity boom of serialised animation but surely Disney or CN would be a better fit, right?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2021

The retributive prison system confuses me. “It was so terrible that he kidnapped and tortured all those people - he should be locked up for 20 years, isolated from his friends and family, and forced to work in the hot sun!”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2021

Now I think about it, does Infinity War even qualify as a crossover? They’re all from the same franchise and universe as is.

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