One thing I hate in character design is the juxtaposition of overly beautiful/sexual female characters and goofy man-baby male characters. I can excuse it with Mario, but that's likely just because I'm used to it.
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I don't think Among Us killed Fall Guys, but rather that Among Us saved Fall Guys. Trust me, you do NOT want your game to get overexposed.
3D All-Stars vs. N. Sane Trilogy is less "Virgin vs. Chad" and more "pug vs. gorilla"
I've had a vague memory of a SpongeBob episode where a character says "porn" in passing (and my parents' reaction to it) for a long time, I always assumed it to be a false memory, but nope: the memory has been validated. Kinda. The subtitles say it's "any port in this storm", but I'm not convinced. Also my memory involved Squidward, not Krabs.
How many Space Invaders compilations does Taito need? I'm just waiting for Strictly Limited to reveal the Invincible Collection's release date.
I am so glad this exists, yet also not surprised in the slightest.
We now live in a world where an Arabian prince has a character in Smash.
Green Eggs and Ham on Netflix is quite possibly the most meta TV show in existence, as watching the show is basically the same experience as the plot of original book.
What the hell Americans? Why do you even have ONE holiday celebrating colonialist genocide, let alone THREE?
The poor NES emulation on Wii made SMB1 look really gritty.
Great, now we're opening the Goofy-Pluto can of worms.
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Everyone else:
"Bring back the National Dex!" "No, use the development time on balancing!"
"Gen 1 is a glitchy mess!" "No, Gen 1 set the foundation for Pokémon!"
"Gen 5 deviated too much from the norm!" "No, Gen 5 is the best gen!"
"Lopunny is inappropriate!" "No it's not! it doesn't have any boobies!"
Me:
Is Trubbish short for "trash rubbish" or "trouble rubbish"?
Run, Mort, Run! (away from Nick Park's lawyers)
Hey kids, don't touch that dial and get ready for the next exciting episode: Sonic Fricking Dies!
The Google Image results for "Arthur" and "Arthur Reed" are wildly different.
This image has an extremely eerie quality to it.
I'm waiting for the day someone makes a remake of the opera Carmen and it gets super popular so I can post this image and say "Is this that Car Men film?"
Game console YouTube apps are really buggy for some reason.
My Switch crashed on the YouTube app and now it's stuck on a still frame of Mayor Meanswell.
Live action Clifford is actually really adorable. Even if the film itself ends up bad (which it probably will judging from some of the film staff's past works) the CGI is outstanding. One of the best 2D-to-realistic CG jobs since Detective Pikachu.
Ahh yes, I love Sonic Generations
You wouldn't happen to be my Miniscule Master of Milkcaps perchance?
What is the point of cancelling someone who's no longer problematic or dangerous? power trip? sticking it to the man?
Imagine describing the current age of Smash to someone in 2016:
Minecraft Steve; Daisy; Sans; Pichu; and Ridley are all in
Text leaks are more trusted than image and video leaks
People actually look forward to Mii Costume reels, and are happy when their most wanteds get in as costumes
People like clones and want more of them
"Can you find the knife in this image?"
"Nope, that's all forks!"
Merrily we roll along, so happy and free
"Pac-Man has no moveset potential! all he does is eat!"
"Don't you remember the Pac-Man World games? the butt bounce and rev roll?"
Sakurai: gives Pac-Man a really good moveset using almost everything except the World games
Everybody loses, yet everybody wins.
See, when Toy Story did it, it made sense because there was a long gap between 2 and 3. Boss Baby came out 3 years ago. Not to mention the time skip is completely useless since they're just aging them down anyway - I actually like the concept of rapidly aging up and down, but in this case time travel would've probably made more sense.
Yeah, losing a limb is bad, but have you ever laughed while lying on your side while having waist pains that are directly caused by the aforementioned lying on your side while ALSO having ear pain caused by playing cheap headphones too loud?
The canon reason for Knuckles' gliding is even stupider than anything I could possibly come with, even if I was specifically trying to make my reason stupid.
Phil Spencer strikes me as this generation's Iwata.
Hong Kong rioters be like "we have a hyper strict government that will ban anything used to speak against them... LET'S USE EVERYTHING WE ENJOY TO SPEAK AGAINST THEM!"
Think about this the next time you kick a Koopa Troopa out of his shell.
This game really seems to be taking a "plot first" approach, and it kinda worries me. The DTL games are generally more known and remembered for their plots than gameplay, but they still had mostly solid platforming. This just looks like a single player reskin of a previous Digital Continue game, JumpStream - and it doesn't even have that much drawing.
I kinda worry indie revivals of dormant franchises owned by bigger studios that are just reskins will become a trend. I don't want to get all hyped up for Gex 4 or something only to be greeted with Whipseey and the Lost Atlas Deluxe.
God: gives human women large mammary glands to store milk so they can feed their infant offspring
Straight men:
God: gives humans an anus for the disposal of faecal matter
Straight men:
God: gives human women sexual organs in order to help them reproduce and engage in sexual pleasure, shaped specifically for the act
Straight men:
poo poo pee pee morty gods not real wacky burp life is meaningless buy carls jr love is a useless biological reaction star wars lol weed garfield jurassic park schrodingers cat
A few days ago I caught a recent episode of the Simpsons on TV. Just my "luck", it was the "SJWs at Yale" episode. The episode was about feminist robots that are ultimately defeated by Homer putting on a cardboard robot mask, causing them to be offended by the "botface" to the point of malfunctioning. I can't make this up. Please Disney, put this show out of its misery.
So should the clips/images that are used to make ****posts be called "foodposts"?
MatPat making a theory putting the blame away from the pollution-causing big business villains and onto their uninformed patrons in a bad kids' eco-movie is just the most MatPat thing ever.
Food in Smash:
What was the first game to feature a pacifist ending? the earliest I can find is Go! Go! Kokopolo from 2011. -
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