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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 23, 2020

Another dream I had was one where I got a TV with a time travel function. Not physical time travel mind you, but TV time travel, so you could watch TV from the past.

I decided to go on Disney Cinemagic (a LONG defunct Disney channel), they were showing Up in 3D - except it wasn't Up, instead it began with a hot air balloon rising above the sky (not multiple balloons, just one), catching on fire, Russel jumping out of it and towards the screen, then being chased by mosquitos, one of said mosquitos stopping to kiss the screen. Then it ended.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 23, 2020

I had a dream where they confirmed DK, Wario, and Yoshi would be in 3D World + Bowser's Fury, and I was just mad because they didn't add Daisy.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 23, 2020

Mum, can we get

?
We have

at home

the

at home:

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 23, 2020

Fun fact: Jimmy Neutron has been nominated for more Oscars than The Shining.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 22, 2020

Instead of going "poggers" I make a wretched Stewie Griffin koala noise when I'm overly excited.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 22, 2020

We all know that one guy with an Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Disney+ icon. Most of us here ARE that one guy with an Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Disney+ icon.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 22, 2020

I went on a Nintendo news website to find about more about the new Drawn to Life game, saw this image of a Lyn figurine on the articles list, thought it was a Smash render and had a mini-heart attack. Plz no more FE.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 22, 2020

Don Bluth, one of the most legendary 2D animators to have ever lived, was once hired to work on a Pac-Man game, that game was reworked into Pac-Man World 3, and pretty much the only remnant of his concept was this:

Imagine hiring the guy who created Secret of NIMH and All Dogs Go to Heaven to design a villain for your most iconic character to fight and he comes up with a Butt Ugly Martians reject.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 22, 2020

Brand is a very bad parent and poor little New deserves better.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 22, 2020

An instant way to tell if a news source is worth supporting is which words they put in quotation marks in their titles. Words coined in relation to modern social developments (such as "asexuality" or "transphobia") being put in quotations is a huge red flag. Any subjective term (such as "amazing" or "sick") going WITHOUT quotations is also a huge red flag.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 22, 2020

"Group of 7 characters = the 7 deadly sins" isn't a theory, it's just basic character writing. Fully intentional, whether the biblical connections are conscious or not.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 22, 2020

Yooka-Laylee has some really bad character designs, but I do like this guy:

His very existence is an innuendo, you get a good feel for his personality, and he's just pleasing on the eyes. Better than...

This vile creature

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 22, 2020

God, I wish I knew Doug Bowser worked for EA when he was first hired. You can clearly see their DNA rubbing off on Nintendo now.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 22, 2020

It's all part of the plan

"Ey, thanks for allowing your games on our platform! Hopefully this benefits you as much as us!"

"Ahh, good to know! BTW, I have some marketing advice... heheh"

"I'd be happy to take marketing advice from you! You are from the biggest tech company after all"

"Release your classic content with limited time availability, people will love it! you'll get tons of dough!"

"And now, we wait for the backlash... Japan here we come!"

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 22, 2020

If they can localise the Famicom Fire Emblem, surely they can localise the remaining Kururin games?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 22, 2020

There's this really good Twitter account called Nick TV History, and it basically just shows off weird old Nickelodeon ads and merchandise. The sentence "Jimmy Neutron's Presidents' Day Dance Party" sounds like it was thrown together by a sober man pretending to be a drunk man pretending to be a robot

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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 22, 2020

Can we PLEASE stop holding Sakurai on a pedestal? or at the very least stop treating any criticism of Smash or its roster as "harassment" or "ungratefulness"?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 22, 2020

First Mai, now this? smh/s https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2020/10/minecraft_steves_meat_gets_the_chop_in_smash_bros

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 21, 2020

I always disliked how big they drew the feet and hands in Codename Kids Next Door. KND was a C tier CN show. It's not on the level of like, Squirrel Boy or I.M. Weasel, but it's certainly not a classic either.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 21, 2020

The Zero Punctuation review of Crash 4 is absolutely terrible.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 21, 2020

Going back to 2016 when Steve was just considered a "Smash meme" to tell people that he'll be in Smash is one thing, but how about going back in time to 2011/2012 when Minecraft was just considered a "niche kids' fad" to tell people Steve will be in Smash?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 21, 2020

Have you ever realised that Ridley got in Smash through a misconception of a misconception?

E3 2001: Melee reveal, audience cheers for Samus, at-the-time a rarely seen and somewhat mythologised Nintendo character

That same E3: Metroid Prime is revealed, Samus becomes a mainstay again

Over time, people would discover archived uploads of that video and, not realising Samus hadn't had a new game since the SNES at that point and was considered a scarecly-seen but instantly crowd-pleasing figure a la Boba Fett, assume people were cheering over Ridley, starting the push for Ridley in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 21, 2020

Teletoon execs: "How do we appeal to the anime-loving youth of today?"
Teletoon employees: "Let's dub some family friendly anime into English!"
Teletoon execs: Sounds grea-wait, is that....?
Canadian content laws:

and thus, "My Life Me" was born.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

Time for Bubsy apologist mode again:

The first Bubsy game understood Sonic A LOT better than other Sonic clones, both from the time and today. That doesn't make it better necessarily, but the way Bubsy builds up speed is almost 1 to 1 with Sonic 1. There's still the cheap deaths and terrible level design holding it back, but Berlyn clearly did to an extent understand Sonic. I'd say the issue was Berlyn's history in text adventures, which are by design unpredictable and unfair, which works for an immersive experience like a text adventure but not for a Sonic clone.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

It's so weird to see characters who aren't owned by Nintendo on the cover of Nintendo Power...

Did I already post this joke? I don't know. I've made it before on other sites.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

I can't believe that Universal have left the Cat in the Hat 2003 movie up on YouTube in its entirety for 4 years now.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

Bowser for Smash Dolphin!

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

Kaptain K. Rool would be way better as a semi-clone than an alt. Hell, I could actually see Kaptain getting a unique moveset of his own.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

One time I clicked on a video that was a reading of a Sonic comic featuring an alternate universe good Dr. Eggman, and it started with a line like "Have you ever heard of the baby Hitler hypothetical question?"

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

I still don't get why the Smash version of Boxing Ring even exists.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

YouTube likes and dislikes are a really bad way of measuring something's popularity or lack of. Most people don't leave likes or dislikes - the Take on Me music video has 1B views, but a measly 5M likes. For a less extreme example, the Emoji Movie trailer has 17M views but only 152K dislikes.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

Finally, Disney made the sequel we were all waiting for.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

Cyanide and Happiness is the least funny, most poorly drawn comic I've ever seen. I don't know how it's even possible to draw stickmen bad.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 20, 2020

Most of the things fandoms get called "toxic" for aren't even bad or harmful in the first place. I'd say the only toxic fandoms are 1. standoms (which are a completely different thing from fandoms anyway), and 2. the ones where the creators or other official sources actively encourage toxic behaviour, such as PewDiePie during the T-Series conflict for example.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2020

I want LESS of this:

and MORE of this:

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2020

Video: About the pilot episode of a Canadian cartoon
Music:

Video: About the depressing childhood of a notorious school shooter
Music:

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2020

Hopefully the CN Trick Moon fiasco will get people to shut up about Kamp Koral for once...

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2020

This says a lot about our society.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 19, 2020

I know Nintendo don't listen to Smash fan polls, but honestly it's really fun to put down the dumbest possible characters you can on Global Smash Roster and see how many people vote for them. I got 6 votes for Rilla Roo. RILLA ROO. 6 VOTES. That's more votes than the entry I put in for RIPPER Roo.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 18, 2020

I like how Steve's model is directly ripped from Minecraft, and as such his textures warp slightly in the same way. It's really charming.

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