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Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2025

i was gonna make a joke about switch 2 bricking essentially being fake consequences, but that's what most "justice" is really - if you do The Bad Thing, you will face the Consequences that aren't actually caused by or connected to The Bad Thing. we made them up. We Are Going To Beat You To Death. personally. you have nobody to blame but Us. We're Evil. it's not nuanced.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2025

it's funny that the Actual Pac-Man is in Smash and they still decided to make the WOL maze a generic one with crappy faux-pixelated graphics.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2025

just found out about the localised uk sonic 3 poster

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2025

i got a commercial for zzz and i think it might be overanimated to the point where it's convinced me that unionising animators might have downsides.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2025

I think it's funny that whenever a new techbro trend pops up, Nintendo's response is essentially just "Uhh... we're not into that. Good for you if you do though. Never say never I guess." and people respond "HELL YEAH BROTHER NINTENDO SHOWED THOSE GUYS WHAT FOR!!!!"

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2025

that ichigo alt's voices will be so annoying

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2025

rewatching old video essays about mr birchum and tbh anyone who makes a character design this cool and expects people to hate them is doomed to fail

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2025

donkey kong would've been in smash 64 without rare and that is taking into account jr. as a seperate character.

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2025

I don't think there's such a thing as a "joke character", but if we're to entertain the idea, I'd honestly say that the joke wearing off is a healthy part of that character's existence and not some kind of counterpoint to the concept - Going from "really? the Wii Fit Trainer?" to just acknowledging her as another member of the cast without any particular comedic response feels almost like an unintentional meta-narrative underdog story, not a failing of the character's inclusion (even if it may be a failing of the intent behind the inclusion looking at how Sakurai specifically has said he does things).

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2025

bowser and dr. eggman when queens poly and ester start throwing banana peels

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2025

It's kinda funny that Minions are considered the gold standard for all that is mainstream and safe when those films are filled to the brim with (and to an extent built on a foundation of) dark comedy, especially the first spin-off movie. I'm not saying that's a wrong assessment, far from it, but it's interesting to think that we've come so far from the culture where showing toilets or shared beds on TV was considered scandalous to one where a film that shows creatures using a noose and electric chair like playground equipment in a torture chamber could be considered strictly "kid stuff"

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2025

Pac-Man 1 and 2 and Pac-in-Time
Pac-Man Party in 3D or Wii
Pac-Man World Rally
Pac-Man Plus Pac-Man Google
Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures 2
Pac-Man Smash hockey and Ms. Pac-Man
Pac-Man and the Fonz stranger danger
Pac-Man on your ipad in Ralph Breaks the Maze
Brand new crossover from Adam Sandler
Pac-Man World RePac Retconned Ending
Pac-Man Fortnite
Pac-Man TV show
and Pac-Man key
Pac-Man Land Play Fort
at the Six Flags
Pac-Man coming to Street Fighter X Tekken
New term I coined which is called cruise elroy
Pac-Man at the arcade
and the laundromat
or buy for home use
you will find it on there

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2025

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Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2025

so like... uhhh...

was drake never actually put on trial?

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2025

I don't know if it's true whether VVVVVV was inspired by Wendy: Every Witch Way or not, but I think the idea I saw in some random YouTube comment that "VVVVVV" is a subtle acronym standing for "VVendy VVitch VVay" is too funny not to headcanon.

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2025

this level is the 5th worst thing ellen the generous ever did (i checked the watchmojo list, it only gets Spicy at number 4)

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2025

I think the reason I dislike Smash Wii U being classified as "Smash 4" and not "Smash 5" is because it reinforces the idea that characters are the centralisingly important part of Smash rather than one of many parts making a whole.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2025

I had a dream where I was preserving a Will & Dewitt (old cartoon made to sell TP) flash game and went insane trying to find the credits, and when I found them they were just placeholder ipsum text copied from Smash 64's credits.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2025

i added a bunch of multi-hour long bee movie/nutshack meme videos to letterboxd's database and somehow they ALREADY removed them

backloggd is way cooler than you guys.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2025

I was thinking about the concept of Bowser's Lair Hockey in Smash, and now I think about it... that's a legitimately interesting game to take from for a Smash story mode if it was to really address the tonal disparity between its source materials, it would make a kinda fun visual metaphor if say, Samus, has to have an arc of realising that Bowser isn't Ridley and Mario isn't naive for accepting his help, and raids his lair only to discover a pleasant upper-middle-class house.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2025

i wonder if anyone not born for the nintendogs hype in the late 00s played smash and thought that it was a game about giant dogs.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2025

Since I went on that big tangent about Duck Hunt designs recently, I'm tempted to go into a tangent about Stanley designs, but like... what is there to say? There's The Good One and The Bad One and for some reason every time he pops up, both in fanon and canon, they use The Bad One.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2025

this video is probably the best 2017-core meme video ever, and yes, that includes steamed hams

everyone deciding to do o'hare's accent when joining him
the one guy who already agrees with o'hare before he sings his song
the once-ler barricading his window (with an axe) in sheer disappointment
o'hare being genuinely shocked and terrified that his song worked
o'hare's bodyguard has magnetic hands and forces him to witness what he's creating
the orchestral score cutting out as soon as everyone changes their tune
reversing the seed being planted, like they had already started
the specific dancing loops and voice performance already being funny

i choose to believe that this leads straight into the thneedville song and the lorax movie just becomes a vicious cycle of change almost being made and then going "nevermind".

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2025

they should give smash characters cpu-exclusive moves like super mario kart on snes

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2025

I had a dream where I discovered a lost Game & Watch game called "Football" - it was a clone of Oil Panic, but instead of oil it was footballs falling through cracks in the ceiling, they would convert into oil when picked up, and then when dumped into the barrel they were just too hot for the guy holding the barrel to handle and scorched him even it landed, so it was an instant lose.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2025

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Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2025

this would be visual redundancy on steroids and a really disappointing version of a mario castle stage... but god damn this would be the funniest smash stage ever.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2025

Something I wonder about iterative sports games that I'm sure someone could answer: how did they handle the borderline-unrecognisable hardware shifts of the past? Is there still underlying PS1 source code hiding in the latest Madden?

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2025

just had an mcu/smash cameo cheering moment when caddicarus mentioned the parappa l button loop easter egg

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2025

they should do the street fighter method of music representation for this game

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2025

friendship ended with "mappy smash stage"
now "keystone kapers smash stage" is my best friend

(still put in microwave doors as an item though)

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2025

genuinely thought this was a weird single-purpose parody site for a second

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Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2025

why is the angry atari sega nerd in mysims

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2025

NASB 2:

NASB 2 if Grandma Gertie wore a prison suit, threw toilet paper, and her super was doing the Game Boy Camera dance to the Charmin jingle and summoning Grateful Dead bears:

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2025

on the text studio and wtf is this

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2025

Felt it'd be fun to have a go at the "cute-cool-weird" triangle I was talking about prior... TBH all the characters who lack either "cute" or "weird" could also be considered the missing element (perhaps moreso than their cool classification) but the 3 devoid of cool can almost certainly not be called that lmao.

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