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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2025

As a kid I thought that "Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong Jr. - Donkey Kong 3" was a really weird sequel title progression and I still have no clue why.

I'm pretty sure I didn't know about the Donkey Kong 2 Game & Watch (and if anything that makes it less confusing because that's also a DKJ adaptation and more faithful to the arcade game than the "DK Jr." titled G&W)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2025

TIL that random people you've never met stopping you from what you're doing on the street just to say "I like your hair" for no practical reason is culturally considered a good thing for uhhh.... some reason?????? Guess that's why people do it?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2025

Why do I have to go to hell and back just to set "right click" to "function button"???

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2025

2D animated Vtubers frustrate me because I can't get past the whole Simpsons joke of "terrible strain on the animator's wrist" and stop imagning them furiously animating non-stop for every video, even though I know that's not how it's done and all the assets are reused.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2025

watching the goofy movie doc and... damn, the "old character + new things = bad" fallacy is not a modern phenomenon. Even Siskel and Ebert were in on it.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2025

If you think Aloy is ugly, I don't know what to say to you. She's literally just a... white woman. That's what white women look like. It's not a stylised game, of course she's going to look realistic.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2025

I'm starting to think, based on the success of the Minecraft Movie, that the "ugly cut" of Sonic would've done just as well.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2025

psb123 · Apr 7, 2025

I know I asked you this once before, but I can't find where you left the answer. Since the "Insert Image" option on profile posts still isn't working right, giving the message of "Something went wrong. Please try again or contact an administrator." every time I try to insert an image, what's the other method of inserting images into profile posts?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2025

i love you smash remix, but this is what people who don't like nasb1 think nasb1 movesets are.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2025

super smash bros fans when they select the gorilla and he fights like a gorilla would.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2025

One time I asked an AI coded with the personality of "snotty Fortnite child" what skin he wanted in Fortnite, and he responded Pillar John - I think Fortnite needs to do that now. Make it like the 8 bit skin in Mario Odyssey

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2025

everything i've heard about the minecraft movie makes it sound like the second coming of cat in the hat 2003.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2025

I had a dream where they rebooted the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes cartoon, but it featured Nintendo characters, it was bizarre pro-Gitmo propaganda, and rather than watching it in my dream, I read the TV Tropes characters page.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2025

I do wonder how much of the way we discuss video games is dictated entirely by the term we use having "games" in it, as opposed to just calling them "software" or some equivalent term. An Inconvenient Truth doesn't directly tell a story nor is it intended to be fun, but nobody would argue that it isn't a movie, if we called movies say "moving stories" or something, would there be a debate over that? Would people try to brush aside any moving story with dire plotlines or a non-entertainment focus as "not fun"?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2025

DON'T SAY "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY AND Z" WITHOUT "ABCDEFGHIKLMNOPQR", "UVWXY AN" OR "Z"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2025

This guy looks like he collects Prime bottles.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2025

I HATE IN-UNIVERSE PERSPECTIVE WIKIS!
I HATE IN-UNIVERSE PERSPECTIVE WIKIS!

WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED, COME AND CLICK THROUGH 6 PAGES TO FIND OUT A CHARACTER'S DEBUT YEAR!

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2025

Just found out that like 3 of the 15 or so original live-action Mr. Bean episodes were released under a creative commons attribution license. Unfortunately, not the pilot it appears so... uh, no Mr. Bean horror movie.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2025

How would Paper Mario in Mario Kart even work? I get it in Smash, but Mario Kart is a back view game.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2025

More value for money than Switch 2 upgrade DLC

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2025

First time I saw this I thought it was Dr. Mario pill - the crazy part is that IIRC I didn't even know Dr. Mario was in Melee yet at that point

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2025

XVR27's "Weird Al" Yankovic Page - Songs NOT By "Weird Al" Yankovic

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2025

why did nobody tell me that mr blobby is in sonic the comic

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2025

i am so glad nasb doesn't have unique victory themes because they would all be the show intros and not bgm stings.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2025

"I miss Iwata's Nintendo, he wouldn't have allowed this."
Iwata:

Iwata slams "unhealthy" software price reductions

Pick a price point and stick to it, says Nintendo president

www.gamesindustry.biz

Nintendo's Iwata: Price Drops Not Bloody Likely

Wait, you thought that Nintendo was going to drop the price of the Wii? Or Nintendo DS? Pull the other one, says president Satoru Iwata. In an interview on Nintendo’s official site, translated in part on Kotaku, Iwata has the following to say about the notion that the company will be lowering...

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Iwata: No price cut for Wii U

Nintendo president Satoru Iwata has ruled out a price cut for the Wii U console, despite the machine's inability to rep…

www.gamesindustry.biz

Iwata: Price cut not why 3DS selling better than DS, will do the "utmost" to avoid Wii U price drop

It’s no secret that the 3DS had a rough start at retail. The system’s poor sales led to one of the fastest price drops we’ve seen for a Nintendo system in the company’s history. That being said, president Satoru Iwata believes the 3DS’ newfound success and ability to outsell the DS isn’t a...

nintendoeverything.com

I was just looking for one specific quote about this but uhh, no, he made that **** his whole personality.

Trust the business card.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2025

I didn't notice that the MKW trailer literally just has Jurassic Park in it.

Man, I do love that Nintendo hasn't abandoned this series' roots of just copying old blockbusters.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2025

I like how the moo moo is just called "cow" now.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2025

holy **** nintendo made a game with a good hud font again

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

has there ever been a proboscis in a donkey kong game

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

whatever you do, do NOT develop cloud-based emulators that can run on any hardware. DON'T DO IT!!!! THIS IS NEXT ROKO'S BASILISK! AN AI THREAT TO MANKIND

are the ninjas gone?

we should make cloud-based emulators.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

Rocky Wrench
I don't care
Rocky Wrench with a manhole on his head at all times like public domain Ronald McDonald
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

It better be playable

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

mii tomodachi move concept: pocket, but instead they sell the projectile at the pawn shop and get big healing.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

i wonder if she graced us with this legendary container many years ago

now i think about it nintendo didn't really make mar10 an official thing until after this went viral. maybe a dumb coincidence, i dunno.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

what if they tried to challenge iron checkpoint crate by adding pile driver micro goomba.

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