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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2024

It's weird and annoying how on Smash speculation Twitter, there's people accepted as the de-facto "insert character here For Smash Guy", even after said characters get in, and almost every time without fail they are extremely obnoxious and defensive.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2024

I am the first person on Infinite Craft to discover "Nacho Libre 2"

I am a true scientist.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2024

the Disney Fortnite trailer might be the most incomprehensible thing I've ever watched.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2024

Finally reached 1000 facts.

My 1000th fact is about CrazyBus.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2024

I just watched a video essay about how Law & Order is copaganda, having never watched the show, and do they legitimately talk about how lame basic human rights are in this show? Something something quiet part.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2024

Breath of the Wild was on the Wii U.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2024

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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2024

How would the Batman lore change if, instead of a Zorro movie, Batman watched that one old vine where the dinosaur sticks sing Linkin Park?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 6, 2024

Oh hey he finally said something that lines up with the games he makes.

Cringe take though

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 6, 2024

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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2024

What would breaking the fifth wall be? Meta-jokes about how played out meta-humor is? Any kind of science joke? In-jokes specifically aimed at Jesus while he's watching the show second-hand in the background of an INSERT HORRIBLE CRIME HERE at Gethsemane?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2024

The amount of times Sakurai has condemned a major aspect of Ultimate is getting very worrying now. Are they forcing him to do these games this way or something?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2024

I had a dream where the ruins of a long-dead pre-colonial society were discovered, and they found sacred ancient tomes referring to Dirk Dinkum from the Garfield Show as a god, and it turned out that the Garfield Show producers were all archeologists who discovered this first and were intentionally performing sacrelige towards a dead religion by portraying him as a villain as a weird Reddit atheist joke.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2024

All the characters I think could reasonably be Nintendo's first rep in AU Sony/Microsoft Smash. Maybe throw in Inkling as well.

(i was not aware of the similarly-themed post below this when i was making this)

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2024

I had the idea of doing a sort of semi-RTC thread where want and exclusively want are talked about instead of speculation, perhaps with different subcategories of want such as whether they should prioritised over other characters, how fun their moveset could be, how much you'd be willing to settle for an AT or other minor nod, so on.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2024

me when atari jaguar

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2024

just found out the etymology of "snafu"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 3, 2024

People using the classic Sonic games in any side of the "what tone should Sonic be" race is ridiculous because they're 16-bit video games. Even games from that period that had complex stories and lengthy dialog leave a lot up to the imagination.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 3, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 2, 2024

OK, so imagine: Cross-series stage cameos.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 2, 2024

If Smash was to have a "universal alt costume" like the evil costumes in NASB2 and CNPTEXL (or I guess, if you count NPC costumes, the polygons in Smash 64 and PSASBR), "so retro" voxel alts seems like a good one to go for. Not sure how Steve would handle it though, maybe a limited colour palette

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 1, 2024

ok so the pokemon newspaper comic is the kamp koral conspiracy theory but real.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 1, 2024

I don't think the Rhythm Heaven character in Smash should be Wandering Samurai or Karate Joe, because their themes are well-trodden and they couldn't work as composites - but I don't think an RH character inherently has to be a composite like Yuka or Barista. MC Adore with a rap/musician moveset or Lumbearjack with an axe moveset would be pristine. Hell, I wouldn't mind Dog Ninja as a duel-wielder swordsman if it needs to be an edgy Japanese warrior.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 1, 2024

Wait, pocket calculators weren't a thing until 1970?

OK, "you won't have a calculator everywhere you go!" makes a little more sense now.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 31, 2024

sonic advneture 2

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 31, 2024

So is Shadow Generations just a Bowser's Fury type thing?

Also, I never realised until now that Shadow's run cycle is kinda... dainty and feminine? Maybe I've just been too obsessed with the public domain and now I see everything in 1920s-era stereotypes.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 30, 2024

Something funny I realised while looking up info about MissingNo is that it's actually... kind of a vaguely cohesive character? At least by glitch standards. It's found in water and one of its only moves is Water Gun, it's classified as a bird and the other move is Sky Attack while one of its forms is Aerodactyl's skeleton, and it clones your items in RB while it clones yourself in Yellow - there's 3 very solid character traits supported by multiple elements of the glitch: it's a bird, it's aquatic, and it has cloning powers.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 30, 2024

BANNED FORBIDDEN PUBLIC DOMAIN CHARACTERS THE PUBLIC DOMAIN SUPERHEROES WIKI IS HIDING FROM YOU

missingno
spot (odie)

(in all seriousness, I totally understand the decision to remove my page on MissingNo, even though i don't agree, given that it only really became a "character" through fandom content - but the Spot removal is a little harder to justify I feel, since the reasoning given was simply a single factual error that could be easily edited out)

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2024

WHAT THE **** GARFIELD (jon 1976 version) IS ON THE PUBLIC DOMAIN SUPERHEROES WIKI

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2024

I don't get the "Game Freak take notes" sentiment with Palworld, isn't everything in this game that doesn't involve sweatshops or guns already in Legends Arceus? Like, I think Palworld has real time battles, but I'd argue turn-based gameplay is just an inseperable element of the Pokemon franchise in the same way that "not having human slavery" is.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2024

i dont think i've laughed this hard at a video game's mere existence since i found out about eastenders on zx spectrum as an 11 year old

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2024

oh man i wish i had some good music to use in my aggresively-memphis washing machine commercial that was plagarised from a polish arthouse short
robocop:

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2024

just found out that "that's-a-spicy-a-meatball" is from an advert that is not for meatballs

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2024

I completely forgot that Butch Hartman has like, a weird curing-autism scam charity - as in, I forgot that he was actually a Bad Man and not just a narc who can't take criticism very well

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2024

The harm caused by "faking autism" (which literally nobody does, but let's assume they do for the sake of this post) is insignificant compared to the harm caused by accusing people of faking autism.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2024

the three creepypastas from when i was a kid that i think about the most are happy appy, rap rat, and bowser wii

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