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Wario Wario Wario · Dec 21, 2023

I'm reading some of the Bubsy discorse from the Next Smash thread - at a safe distance - and I think these people really don't understand Bubsy as a concept. People are acting like the diegetic crux of the character is "Sonic but annoying/wacky" when he's really a lot more of a Daffy Duck/Donald Duck-style character.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 21, 2023

oh god mcdonalds brought back ronald's creepy klasky csupo character design dog

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 21, 2023

I think if I was in charge of PSASBR 2, I'd make it a lifebar based game - still a platform fighter with the standard mobility options and moveset layouts, but all the stages are walled up (with pits perhaps being part of a crossover hazard or two) and a lot bigger than the average Smash stage, even for the stages designed with competitive play in mind - it'd have a meter a bit like NASB 2, but every move's upgraded form takes a different amount of meter and there are - like PSASBR 1 - 3 supers

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 20, 2023

god damn it someone brought up masked man on next smash thread, i'm out. bubsy was one thing, but i do not have the energy to discuss this topic.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 19, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 19, 2023

"Here's my most wanted Smash characters list"
"Haha funny jokes"
"When did I ever imply this was a joke?"
"It's very obvious"
"OK, if it is a joke, what is the joke?"
radio silence

I'm starting to suspect the SmashBoards user base is a significantly higher percentage neurotypical than I first thought.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 19, 2023

While I do defend use of AI art in recreational or otherwise-non-corporately-produced/budgeted content, I do think it's really weird and a little concerning that all the generators don't have citations/sources listed for the source images, even though they could pretty easily do that AFAIK.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 19, 2023

I had a dream where a Subway opened near my house, but it was a "Seinfeld Subway", where Jerry Seinfeld impersonators worked there and they would only take your order if you started it with "What's the DEAL with..."

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 18, 2023

How have I never seen the PS5 menu until now? It's awesome! Fits really well for PS' current focus on cinematic games

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 18, 2023

why does wario.com redirect to a texas lottery scam

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 18, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 17, 2023

wait there was a massive leak of cancelled angry birds games and i didnt see

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 17, 2023

gamexplan using british ai voices is funny. i mean objectively it sucks that such a big business can't be bothered to hire people, but in execution it's just hilarious to hear a british posh guy talk about super mario rpg

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 17, 2023

Just read every Garfield comic released on an anniversary of 9/11.

It was a massive waste of time.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 16, 2023

So, when Deadpool is both bad and good he's an "anti-hero", but when I'm both bad and good I'm simply "mediocre"?

smh these double standards

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 16, 2023

I don't think any one thing has gone from so awesome to so awful with added context than The Completionist buying all the 3DS and Wii U games.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 16, 2023

Honestly, I think "4th parties" are a good idea for Smash in one very specific context (and also a context I generally think is a bad idea): a Nintendo crossover that also has strictly-Nintendo-adjacent third parties like Banjo and Mega Man. If a Nintendo crossover is incomplete without Mega Man, it's also incomplete without James Bond, Scrooge McDuck, and the Ninja Turtles

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 15, 2023

i used to live near a pub with one of these. probably. i was like 6 at the time, might be some bizarre misremembering.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 15, 2023

Honestly, I think Smash 64's Poke Balls were the best take on summon items in the series - I'm not 100% sure if it was an intentional design decision or just an N64 processing thing, but I like how they all (sans Clefairy) have only one attack, since that makes them a lot more fun to play around than ATs and certain Poke Balls basically just being 9th players. Admittedly though, if ATs had this design mentality, they'd need to make them throwable, a lot of Poke Balls just don't work if you throw them at nothing (Melee Porygon2)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 15, 2023

I assume Wish must have a lot of instances of people saying "He wished he had never heard of X" for people to assume it was made by AI

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 15, 2023

sonic r ost 2 confirmed by sega

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 15, 2023

NASB1 platform dropping is good.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 15, 2023

why are people comparing smg4's edgy scene kid internet shows to disney

like why

where is the similarities or overlap. at least **** in boots 2 vs turning red was like, roughly the same age range and budget.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 15, 2023

I am interested in doing a second story mode for DriDim, but I want to wait until two specific franchises are added before I do a job, since I have an idea for my submissions of the main protagonist and villain, neither of which would be original nor are in yet.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 14, 2023

The "15 year old" in his "parents' house" behind the "low budget" cartoon Al Gore's Penguin Army posing with his suspiciously large paycheck (please pretend the spoon is a paycheck)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 14, 2023

The taxi driver who prevented Trump from getting into Tekken has beaten the Pokemon commercial bus driver as the most evil public-transport-provider in gaming history

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 13, 2023

I just made a PSASBR 2 roster, and only realised after finishing it that, because the Dingo Pictures movies were on PS1 discs, Yee is elegible.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2023

POST. STRIKE. TV. IS. CINEMA.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2023

I think that when people make Mario Kart rosters, they often fall into the trap of adding multiple characters who, to someone unfamiliar with the Mario Extended Universe, feel redundant. Like, people complain about having Peach and Peachette on the same roster, but to the average Mario Kart player, having both Tiptup and Koopa Troopa or Mad Scienstein and Dr. Crygor together would feel just as redundant.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2023

We're back, with a first-come-first serve job for entire franchises!

SmashBoards Creates: Drifting Dimensions - The ultimate crossover kart racer!

1. Wooden Plane 2. Hunny Mixer 3. Pirate Ship 4. Tigger's Ivention 5. Rabbit's Wheelbarrow

smashboards.com

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 10, 2023

Nintendo fans: "You don't want your favourite character in Smash? Are you out of your mind??? It's the biggest crossover ever! Your character will be granted gaming immortality!!"

Also Nintendo fans: "DON'T PUT LINK IN FORTNITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT EXPLOITS FOMO"

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 9, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 8, 2023

TBH I think ruleset-saving just makes setting rulesets more tedious.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 8, 2023

People who think "all modern Disney is bad" have not seen Soul and it shows.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 8, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 7, 2023

who are the green hair cgi guys all over my recommended

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 7, 2023

game of thrones happy meal toys (real)

i think we MIGHT get a Multiversus release date/news soon, i went to mcdonalds and saw THIS.
(translation: Soon in your happymeal)

we are SO back#MultiVersus #riseofmultiversus pic.twitter.com/eadi4gbgDh
— Arthur (@p1ck0fdestiny) December 7, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 7, 2023

Today's Garfield comic seems to be based on a Gnorm Gnat strip from 1975 pic.twitter.com/hT7rZDSPsr
— Quinton Reviews (@Q_Review) November 30, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 7, 2023

I love how trailers for Smash mods have things like "Zelda's forward air can now reverse hit" as big selling bullet points on par with EIH in Ultimate.

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