Champion of Hyrule

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 18, 2023

Bad game content can be some of the most laziest game related videos on YouTube. When you watch a video where someone talks about a bad game it can either be a nuanced discussion of the factors that went into the failure or “haha look im gonna repeat things about this game literally everyone's made fun of this for years with nothing original”

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 17, 2023

I just realized I made a whole fighting game for rpg characters a while ago but forgot to put adol on it oh no

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 17, 2023

I think rakugaki showtime (1999) probably has the most unconvincing dance party I’ve ever seen in a videogame

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 17, 2023

Finally watched the bobs burgers movie and it’s good overall but has some of the worst songs I’ve ever heard in a 2D animated film

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 17, 2023

this is mathematically impossible to read in donald duck's voice believe me I tried

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 16, 2023

my prediction is that when multiversus relaunches ****ing timothee chalamet wonka will be in it

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 15, 2023

I don't consider PS2 and the DS retro because I don't feel like the word retro should be constantly evolving because that's vintage you're thinking about the word vintage.

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 15, 2023

Had a dream a comic shop I went to one time was also a funeral home. I’ve given up trying to decipher them a long time ago.

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 14, 2023

You ever get so bored that you’ll actually look through your email?

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 14, 2023

Jojo fans will upload 40 minute long videos that are titled stuff like “The Unbridled Power of Mambo No. 5”

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 13, 2023

Shigesato Itoi gives me the vibes of basically being a communist like hayao miyazaki

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 12, 2023

celebrities when they see the amount of money the daily wire is willing to pay them for being in the unfunniest content imaginable

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 12, 2023

gonna tell my kids this was frog chrono trigger

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 12, 2023

I think a negative way of thinking that arises a lot is that people think big events always have to be representative of issues that can be applied to their life. For example people wanted to think the depp vs heard trial was this big battle to see if the me too movement could still survive or if it applies to men when it was really just two celebrities' drama. Another example would be the israel-palestine conflict which there are a lot of people treating like the two countries are a representation of jews and muslims in america, as if those countries completely represent those races. This obviously sparks a lot of prejudice. (to be entirely fair israel does have a lot of rhetoric where they say they're representative of the jewish people and i'm not terminally online but im sure the topic of the me too movement has come up in the depp v heard trial but still that doesn't excuse this way of thinking.)

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 11, 2023

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 11, 2023

It’s funny how the Namco museum games aren’t even trying to look like museums anymore

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 10, 2023

Arizona in itself is such a joke because Phoenix is like the fifth most populous american city and when's the last time you heard of any popular culture or people from ****ing phoenix? there is no way it's a real city

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 9, 2023

Any reasonably sized group of Pikmin beats a group of lemmings every time low diff

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 9, 2023

Pixel empire is such a ****ty site to use for customers and I wish less youtubers would use it tbh

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 9, 2023

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 8, 2023

this has gotta be one of the funniest ideas for a game ever

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 8, 2023

When I think about it more it’s not surprising the game awards don’t have that many big announcements because what company wants to announce their huge blockbuster titles two weeks before Christmas

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 7, 2023

I kinda thought we established ages ago the game awards are really not worth watching lmao

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 7, 2023

Tuff E Nuff is actually a pretty fun game but the AI is way too hard like so stupidly hard

alas I am but a mere punk I am not Tuff E Nuff

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 7, 2023

After watching Schafrillas’s video ranking all the Spielberg movies I kind of want to make a comically long video ranking all the video games based on Spielberg directed movies with stuff like Medal of Honour and Boom Blox thrown in as bonuses. If I ever do this all I can say is thank god he did not direct Jurassic World or Jurassic Park III.

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 6, 2023

If I start a game and the first thing I’m promoted to do is to sign into some bull**** service or accept terms and conditions I’m automatically thinking less of that game

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 5, 2023

It feels cursed that marvel vs capcom 2 came out after mugen released

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 5, 2023

Snake’s C4 move actually comes from DreamMix TV World Fighters and I’m really glad it was ported over to Smash. In DreamMix it’s really not that satisfying because it’s not a knock back based fighting game and also you don’t have any down, up or side specials so this really situational move is like half your moveset

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 5, 2023

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 5, 2023

Lmao why are they making games where Jumpman is a plumber and has a brother now, no one asked for this Nintendo just give us more Donkey Kong

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 4, 2023

Pajama sam is the picture perfect example of a game radiating “the main character is dead and it’s about the seven deadly sins or stages of grief theory” energy

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 4, 2023

Dragons Dogma is probably the most boring looking game I have ever seen. I’m not even exaggerating.

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 3, 2023

People say the next God of War game should be based on Egyptian mythology but since the last game ends with Atreus going to look for the giants I think it would probably be more fitting if it uses Celtic mythology as a set piece. It’s been foreshadowed before and if mythology is separated by geography in GoW. teenagers with a boat crossing one sea is definitely a lot more plausible than them going around the entirety of Europe and across the Mediterranean

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 3, 2023

Extinct animals can be classified as cryptids if people claim to see them. So therefore Elvis is a cryptid.

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 3, 2023

Speaking about Bungo Stray Dogs, there’s these like really unfunny jokes where a character keeps wanting to commit suicide??? It’s not like commented on or addressed really (at least in the first two seasons) and it seems to think it’s the funniest thing in the world even though there’s not even a punch line it’s just “this character wants to die.” And then i found out the character is named after a person who actually killed themself and that went from unfunny to just offensive.

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 3, 2023

guys turns out having a climate conference in Dubai is not a good idea

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 2, 2023

Using youtube on mobile browser is like 50 times better than the actual app

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 2, 2023

Every once and a while when I character I like gets added to Fortnite I’m tempted to buy their skin even though I don’t really play the game but then I remember how the items shop and vbucks work and I’m like… nah

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 1, 2023

Imagine working for a mainstream game journalism site and your job is to make images like this

Champion of Hyrule · Dec 1, 2023

Its legitimately hilarious Yakuza fans hate mahjong. Sure some of it might just be that it’s tedious if you want all the trophies but we’re long since the point of even needing to play it for full completion and they literally just don’t like it because they think it’s confusing when it’s probably in like the top 5 most played games ever

But yeah there are people who unironically tell sega to stop putting mahjong in their games for some reason when it was in like every yakuza game so far

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