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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2023

WHY IS SONIC SUPERSTARS £60?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2023

I'm iffy about Sonic Superstars. Hope it doesn't use the Generations Classic Engine (or at the very least makes some major tweaks), the backgrounds look a little plain, and animal transformations really isn't vibing well with me, especially with how slow the jellyfish form looks. Hope it's good though, and still glad to see 90s-style Sonic not being left behind in the shift to 2000s nostalgia.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2023

"Why do you want Tetromino in Smash? It has no personality!"
My brother in Christ, 80% of this roster is blank slate silent protagonists and 70% of the fandom top 100 is too.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2023

Hmm, is it just me or are the colours of the unused Annalynn enemy moles/gorillas/sasquatches... familiar?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2023

Subbed anime fans when they read the "NOTE: Bread is called 'pan' in Japanese, while pandas are still called 'pandas', making this a pun" text

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2023

I actually think a Scribblenauts-style game utilizing AI art or music could be really fun, so long as none of the library used by the game is stolen at least. Maybe get a deal with Shutterstock or something

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2023

A gimmicky console concept I think would actually be cool is interchangeable control sticks - so you can take out the control stick and insert a Pippin-style trackball, a rigid 4-way arcade joystick, a single big button for single-button games or super attacks, a camera, a bigger control stick for less experienced players, a flicky thing like the one at the end of the Guitar Hero controller, so on.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2023

Frankenberry enjoyers in the 1970s be like

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2023

I love how the announcer in the new Antonblast ad is just not into it. Perfect replication of the late 90s/early 00s game ad style.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2023

There is a lot of legitimate revisionist history in the gaming sphere, but "people liked this game in the 2000s but now they think it's bad" is not an example of it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2023

The next DriDim major franchise job (which is tomorrow BTW) is something that I was expecting to take up a large chunk of franchises going into the thread, but actually hasn't.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2023

I'm playing Mario 3, and I think the tanooki tail swipe might have the worst hitbox of any attack in any game I've ever played.

Still a top notch game though.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2023

I'm going down the Tallarico rabbit hole, and everything about the Amico reminds me of this image.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2023

Something from third gen games more modern games need to replicate: pausing during information/loading scenes.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2023

I love that joke YouTubers do when they name a person or company everybody's heard of and then list something really obscure as an example of their work

"George Lucas, who you may know as the executive producer of Radioland Murders!" cracks me up every time.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2023

I think it would be kinda cool for Smash to embrace a little more... Fortnite-isms... in the next game. More specifically, when it comes to items. Most of the items in Smash are well, just that, common equippable weapons from the source material, with some exceptions like the Star Rod or Lip's Stick - when it would be way more fun to have individual characters' weapons in the item pool. Let Squirtle use the Chaos Emeralds or Ridley wield the Murasame or Kazooie perch on Pit's back.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2023

Hmm... would anyone be interested in a TV show creation thread? Where we vote on episode plots, actors, jokes, e.t.c.

Perhaps we could even write some full screwed up design-by-committee scripts

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2023

I hate that I'm saying this, but I kinda miss Infinite. You know, sometimes I think I could just do with a quick argument over the historical significance of Blast Corps relative to the entire Turbografx game library, whether Jet Set Willy should be classed as a "meme game", or if Mercy Killing Agent Orange-Mutated Babies Simulator is an appropriate title to feature characters from in a fighting game.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2023

Pretty much every "Disney went woke and got BROKE" talking point has a more rational explanation

Strange World - Had no marketing until it launched on DVD
Lightyear - A movie inside a movie that completely contradicts an already-popular movie inside a movie
Turning Red - Extremely limited theatrical release
Remakes going from blockbusters to flops - cause and effect, people seeing the remakes and realizing they're bad
Onward - Released exactly as a pandemic started

This mentality also conveniently ignores that The Owl House is one of Disney's biggest new IPs in years, and that well... Disney isn't woke - they censor the **** out of those "exclusively gay moments".

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2023

Kirby Tilt N' Tumble is actually a rad pick for NSO, one of those games I expected to stay in the vault forever... Even if I can't play it because I have 3P controllers.

How the hell did they get Harvest Moon? Isn't that game a legal minefield?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 5, 2023

kinda tempted to buy the temu tardigrade plush ngl

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 5, 2023

Tomorrow's DriDim major franchise job will be really fun. Also the unbeatable quickest major franchise.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 5, 2023

I think one bit of context I forgot to provide for my previous N64/GBC takes is that I was counting the Virtual Boy and Game & Watch in my ranking of consoles. Not familiar enough with Colour TV Game and Pokemon Mini to say if their libraries are better or worse than GBC and N64 though. (though I think CTVG is mostly direct clones, so I wouldn't really be able to count it)

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 5, 2023

History be like

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 4, 2023

While it'd still be melodramatic, angsty, humourless grimdark trash, I think Subspace would be a little more bearable if all the characters got alternate fantasy outfits to fit the tone better.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 3, 2023

Which side are you on?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 3, 2023

Top 5 NASB voice clips that haunt my every living moment:

5. "EEEEHEEEEEEEHHHHHHH"
4. "Hey, morning ladies!"
3. "I even have sausage vision!"
2. "CRETIN!"
1. "Obseruve!"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 2, 2023

i think sonic x treme wouldve been a good game if it released

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 2, 2023

Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures
Frogger and the Trucking Adventures
Space Invaders and the Shippy Adventures

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 2, 2023

We're finishing our final job: submitting music for the franchises that didn't get new stages, as well as songs for our indie Mii costumes!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Steve Alts 1. Noor 2. Sunny 3. Ari 4. Zuri 5. Makena 6. Kai 7. Efe 8. Skeleton Extra Steve alts 1. Valorie (Minecraft Dungeons) 2. Jesse (Minecraft Story Mode) 3. Minecraft Mario Min Min alts 1. Ramen Restaurant Outfit 2-8. Min Min's default alts but they are applied to the ramen outfit.

smashboards.com

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 2, 2023

Normal words...

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 2, 2023

holy crap lois a real leak

The Wild Story Behind Nintendo's Unannounced 1-2 Switch Sequel

There's a sequel in the works to the Nintendo Switch launch game, but it has been testing so badly that Nintendo is unsure what to do with it.

www.fanbyte.com

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 1, 2023

Cross-series echo haters (EAC timeline) watching the Ultimate Deluxe speculation cycle.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 1, 2023

I don't want to use the term I'm about to use lightly, it's common for phrases like "historical revisionism" and "apologia" to get used to refer to stupid trivial crap in gaming communities, but I genuinely cannot think of any other way to describe Nintendo fans' love of monopolies than as generational trauma from Sonic in the 90s.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 1, 2023

The final EAC major universe list!

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 1, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · May 31, 2023

Tetromino is so fun in Crusade, oh my god. I think this might be my favourite platform fighter character. Herracross and Patamon come pretty close too.

Wario Wario Wario · May 31, 2023

I'm gonna have 100 Sunny stuck in my head for days.

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