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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2023

Nintendo fans (EAC timeline) when they go on My Music for the dog food commercial stage and see the Nintendo Direct Mini theme as a default song

(they're still gonna put Megalovania to the max anyway)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2023

The X-ray industry celebrating their continued dominance of the letter X in children's alphabet flash cards

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2023

People thinking of the most sadistic ways to stop crime imaginable without even considering "just teach kids not to kill people" or "don't give people who are already obsessed with revenge a valid motivation".

psb123 · Apr 27, 2023

If I recall correctly part of the reason you don’t want Crash in Smash is because you’re worried the moveset would pull too many gimmicks from his games.

Which makes me curious as to your thoughts on this Crash moveset since it uses practically none of those gimmicks.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2023

Who is this "Meme Lord" in my YouTube recommended and why are all his posts worded like commercials?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2023

If Wish really is to be the ultimate tribute to classic Disney, filled with references and played-straight tropes, "King Magnifico" is the best possible name they could have for a their first campy literal-Hitler-and-proud-of-it villain since Princess and the Frog.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2023

I don't know how the stars aligned for me to have a dream about Disney social media on the exact same night as the biggest Disney social media goof since dead-inside Pinocchio/Chicken Little's dad appreciation.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2023

There's a very high probability that both Bowsers' echoes in EAC will be wackily-coloured pigs.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2023

Give Sonic a hitbox on his jump you cowards.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2023

We're submitting echoes and stages for Duck Hunt and Bowser Jr!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Pac-Man back special: Pooka Pumper Pac-Man blows up a Pooka, which will stay in the air and function like a bumper item. He can inflate it to different sizes, the bigger it is the shorter it will stay out. Projectiles bounce off the Pooka as well as fighters Palutena back special: Heavenly...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2023

I had a dream where Disney posted a weirdly profound Tweet among the lines of "ever noticed how different Donald Duck can be from cartoon to cartoon, and how not every Donald Duck cartoon is reflected in fan art? Isn't it wonderful that everyone grew up with their own Donald Duck?" and all the responses were these weird memes meant to portray corporate social media interns by mashing up random characters - one being a Black Mage with boxing gloves and a Simpsons character's face, and another being The Hulk with Moose A. Moose's head (green torso, yellow head) - with captions like "Arby's Work! Momo Kill!"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2023

Banjo-Kazooie fans and SpongeBob fans fighting over who can spread the most misinformation about creative decisions they don't like.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2023

why did nobody tell me they got kenan thompson to play funky kong in snl

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2023

Female side-characters on their way to the T-shirt photo-shoot

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2023

My planned Duck Hunt stage for EAC is really weird and, if it were in a real Smash game, could be interpreted as a little self-deprecating. It's also a concept I previously used on Expand a Franchise, albeit for a different character. It's also a second stage for a franchise without a fighter, just like Concert Hall (technically) was.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2023

THE GAMING MASCOT ALIGNMENT CHART

	ROLE PURIST Character must be used to represent the company and/or promote products other than their own	ROLE NEUTRAL Character must be popular and inseparably associated with the IP holder	ROLE REBEL Character must be owned by the company
AESTHETIC PURIST Character must be cartoonish and aimed at a youth audience, and is prefered to be a non-human.	Sonic is Sega's mascot	Rayman is Ubisoft's mascot	Banjo & Kazooie are Microsoft's mascots
AESTHETIC NEUTRAL Character can shoot for a young teen audience and have a more shonen or superhero-esque appearance and edgier humour or plotlines, but should still be fantastical in some way and somewhat lighthearted	Shantae is WayForward's mascot	Fox McCloud is Nintendo's mascot	Blasto is Sony's mascot
AESTHETIC REBEL Character can be designed in any way, including realistic humans and adult subject matter	Kratos is Sony's mascot	Jill Valentine is Capcom's mascot	Alexandria Roivas is Nintendo's mascot

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2023

For Cloud and Sephiroth in EAC, I'll probably allow submitting 14 alts instead of 15, since while they do have the Sonic/Pac-Man syndrome, they also both have a model swap each (technically 2 in Cloud's case, but the second one on him is just plain insignificant)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2023

Kinda wish I included a tigon or leopon in my animals sub for DriDim instead of an owl.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2023

Melee is filled with some wonderfully bizarre, archaic things that would - for better or worse (mostly the latter) - never fly in a Nintendo game today, both on a competitive and casual level, but my favourite is easily Meowth's trophy being based on a random anime closing credits song that was only used for 25 episodes.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2023

Even though they're one of the harder fighters to make echoes for, I've got a really fun Duck Hunt echo planned for EAC.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2023

Ohh, why did I have to learn that this character 1. exists, and 2. is elegible for EAC through Disney after we finished Pac-Man's spirits?

Well, I guess there's always Piranha Plant

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2023

Nickelodeon and Disney Channel in the late 2000s, after realising that kidcoms are infinetly more profitable and less expensive than cartoons, looking at their competition:

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2023

on Mugen, Batman has a hyper move where he delivers a flurry of punches while images of his parents' death flash on-screen, which leads to the implication that MS Paint pencil tool rotoscoped Arthur Read killed Batman's parents.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2023

I like to watch Mugen battles, and sometimes I think "huh, this novelty is starting to wear off..." then I see a Zizzle Iz defeat Goku and realize the novelty will never wear off.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2023

We're submitting animals as racers! Just any old regular non-descript animal!

SmashBoards Creates: Drifting Dimensions - The ultimate crossover kart racer!

Bad franchise: No Man’s Sky While redeemed now, No Man’s Sky certainly wasn’t good at release date so I think it would be an excellent pick. (I forgot a song so I’ll add it before the end of the day today) Racer: Traveler (specifically how he looks on the box art Vehicle: Starship Track...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2023

Batman when he sees the giant cockroach steal the Batmobile, paint it pink, and replace the wheels with pizza.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2023

Just got my first 222 scam call

Now I am officially an adult!

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2023

Smash fans when they play a game that wasn't advertised as having items, voice over, or little magical boys from the 2000s with rhyming names; and there's no items, voice over, or little magical boys from the 2000s with rhyming names

Smash fans when they're given the option to spend £20 on a set of characters without knowing who they are.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2023

We're submitting Robin and Shulk's echoes and stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Pac-Man back special: Pooka Pumper Pac-Man blows up a Pooka, which will stay in the air and function like a bumper item. He can inflate it to different sizes, the bigger it is the shorter it will stay out. Projectiles bounce off the Pooka as well as fighters Palutena back special: Heavenly...

smashboards.com

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2023

I discovered the hidden midis on VGMusic, and it's been a wild ride - I just found a Midi masquerading as the Sonic SatAM theme song, but when you listen to it, it's actually got the syllable placement of Scientifically Accurate Sonic the Hedgehog.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2023

I don't get why people make games based on 2D cartoons and don't give them cel-shading. Even if you make it look good (which these games usually manage to do), it just seems really weird to not make it closer to the 2D look.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2023

Just found out that the PS2 Dogz and Catz games have boss fights

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2023

I find it funny when series symbols in fanmade Smash mockups look like this

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2023

Smash fans when they realize Smash is a 2D game (every single character is a side character, there are no front characters.)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2023

Poopy Playtime: Questionable in All Aspects

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2023

I like to think the YouTube april fools items in DriDim were announced alongside the ability to select items separately from racers.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2023

More Wiki inspect element-ing for EAC.

I'm not sure if the combination of 1. there being nearly 100 newcomers here, and 2. all of them being echoes would increase or decrease discourse. Like, on one hand, not getting your character in when there's over 80 newcomers has gotta sting (especially if you wanted, or would be content with, them as an echo in the first place), but on the other, getting your character in when there's over 80 newcomers probably feels a lot less special. Also Sanic.

Internal Frickface · Apr 22, 2023

omg atari dragon <3

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2023

the sour patch kids video game is the scariest thing i've ever seen in my life

this is why brand mandates exist

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