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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2023

We're submitting crossover franchises! This time the racers are teams from across multiple universes - Kratos sharing a car with Ratchet and Clank? It's more likely than you think!

SmashBoards Creates: Drifting Dimensions - The ultimate crossover kart racer!

Hot Wheels Wacky Racers Cars Sega

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2023

We're submitting Lucas and Diddy Kong's content!

SmashBoards Creates: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character! (Expanding Lucas and Diddy's content)

In this thread we'll be expanding the content associated with each character, specifically adding: A Stage An Echo Fighter A back special An assist Trophy variant (think how Fraymakers characters can both be assists and playable) Alternate costumes (Both for the existing fighter and echo)...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2023

I had a dream where Disney remade A Goofy Movie for modern audiences, and one of the scenes was a parody of the "No more Fortnite" meme where Pete said "No more Powerline! No more tickets! No more Powerline concert tickets! Noooo more trollllls! You've been blocked!"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2023

The names of the Where's My Water reskin spin-offs are so funny to me. Like, they could've easily called them "Where's Mickey's Water?" or "Where's Perry's Water?", but for some reason they went with "Where's My Mickey?" and "Where's My Perry?"??? Is this like the whole Roger Rabbit question mark thing where two apostrophes in a row are unmarketable?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2023

People who don't like Sonic 1 have clearly never experienced the adrenaline rush of hopping straight through the Marble Zone act 2 block raft section and outrunning the lava geyser.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2023

I feel like how teams ride bikes in DriDim is a case by case thing depending on which team and which vehicle is in use. Some bikes you'll get multiple of that are smaller than if a character rided alone, some might have sidecars, some are big enough that even the largest teams can share a ride; and on the other hand, some teams might be small enough to share bikes that other teams would have to split.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2023

Wacky Races is 100% gonna be the shortest DriDim season, heh.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard's echoes and stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Sam Fisher Legend Stage: Fourside Song: Brinstar Depths (Ultimate) Opponent: black suit Snake Rules: Foe becomes extremely fast and invisible at high damage, foe has a killing edge

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

Funko Pop cereal frightens me, like the thought of eating this is actually just as frightening as imagining myself getting injured while making food - The only way it could possibly happen is if I intentionally chose to do so, but that nonsensical scenario of doing so by accident carries mortifying implications

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

Grab your nearest pizza tower and catch up on this past week's #EveryWitchWay episodes! http://t.co/tl8xRB1TCD pic.twitter.com/aKYnUs3398
— Nickelodeon (@Nickelodeon) January 18, 2015

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting the Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard's echoes and stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Sam Fisher Legend Stage: Fourside Song: Brinstar Depths (Ultimate) Opponent: black suit Snake Rules: Foe becomes extremely fast and invisible at high damage, foe has a killing edge

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

funny boy

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

DON'T SAY "FUNKO POP" BUT REPLACE THE "N" WITH A "C", REMOVE THE "O POP" AND REPLACE THE "U" WITH "RI".

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

Why has no platform fighter implemented proper in-game stage striking and counterpicks yet? Like I get the simplistic stage striking system in PM since that's based on an existing menu engine, but I don't get why Rivals and Slap use that same system instead of letting players automate the RPS and force controller swaps.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

We're submitting Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard's echoes and stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Sam Fisher Legend Stage: Fourside Song: Brinstar Depths (Ultimate) Opponent: black suit Snake Rules: Foe becomes extremely fast and invisible at high damage, foe has a killing edge

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2023

I'm rewatching the Nick Knacks Kids' Choice video, and I keep mishearing the KCAs theme song as saying "Nickelodeon disjoints"

Leonardo; Zim; and Lincoln mains, stand for your national anthem

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2023

In a bit of an AI meme mood today

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2023

Even if we're to say that being "grateful" for a nearly £100 game is reasonable, I don't get why people use "he got us Sora!" as proof that we should be "grateful" for Smash and Sakurai. Not only was Sora an extremely easy get by Sakurai's own admission, but he was also an extremely divisive character beforehand - for as many people were on board, just as many weren't.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

I can't tell if this ad is foreign or just using some kind of geeky terminology/alien language from the John Wick films

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

I think you can tell someone's age by whether they say Pizza Tower looks like a Nickelodeon show, a Cartoon Network show, or a Newgrounds game

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

I didn't realize until watching the new Dunkey video that the one-way blocks in Pizza Tower have pupils

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting stages and echoes for Ike and Snake!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

All 3's back specials will be the glide by default FazDude's Pit ATs will be used by default Meta Knight AT: Throws a replica of his Galaxia onto the ring (basically a clone of the beam sword that's more powerful but doesn't extend) and fights as he does in his KA battle - only the foe with...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

I feel like my problem with the direction Sonic seems to be going in post-Frontiers is less that they're going in a direction I disagree with and more that they're going in a direction at all - like, look at a character like Batman or Mickey Mouse. The Dark Knight can coexist with Lego Batman; the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse can coexist with Kingdom Hearts; I don't see why moody teen-angst Sonic can't coexist with snarky slapstick Sonic.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

I like how in the intro to Sonic Christmas Blast, Robotnik blows up for no reason. Like there's no bomb or cannon pointed to his face, it just cuts from recycled footage of him talking to an explosion because there was an explosion in the original intro at that point.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

Sometimes I wonder who the most popular character in DriDim is in-universe, like the one people associate with "tryhards" (even though characters are cosmetic in the game) and get lobbies packed with - it's probably either Goku, Darth Vader, or Sonic.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

We've finally finished the Brawl reveal trailer and are now onto the stages and echoes for Snake and Ike!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

All 3's back specials will be the glide by default FazDude's Pit ATs will be used by default Meta Knight AT: Throws a replica of his Galaxia onto the ring (basically a clone of the beam sword that's more powerful but doesn't extend) and fights as he does in his KA battle - only the foe with...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

Since I bought up the Mario mandates yesterday, I guess I should say my current opinion - they're probably real, but not all of them are unjustified. If we're to believe they exist, the rules relating to character designs and cameos are unreasonable, but the ones relating to plot elements and tone are 100% justified. I don't think things like the weird sci-fi font, Horror Land losing the ketchup blood joke, or WarioWare games having less atmospheric levels are mandate things but rather (bad) artistic choices.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

https://tiermaker.com/create/drifting-dimensions-characters-15677387

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

While I don't believe most of the stuff I used to say about the "Mario mandates" anymore, I will at least say that I do still believe that Ashley would be the perfect "floodgates" character to introduce spin-off characters to Mario multiplayer games.

Already a fan favourite to die hard Mario fans
Distinct theming that can be understood from a quick glance at the character design - spooky tracks and characters are already popular in Mario Kart.
A non-clone female character, and a character who's the age of the target demographic.
Unique personality that can be easily communicated through animations in a sports game

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

Y'all know that when the 2010s babies grow up, they'll be asking for the return of self-deprecating humour and redemption arcs, right?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

"This game is too pricy for the amount of content it has!"
game drops in price
"LMAOOOOO THEY'RE WAVING THEIR WHITE FLAGS

"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

It's always weird to remember that I'm one of the oldest members (in age, not site presence) of the profile post regulars.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

EAC has two Super Mario RPG characters, and neither of them are Geno.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

20 years of Wario being the funny fart man in games.

Absolute miracle.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

YouTube commenters getting ready to say "It was the parents' fault" on a video about recalled toys filled with lead paint that killed babies.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

I just remembered that the Addams Family started as a newspaper comics - right as I finished my newspaper comic fighting game roster, damn.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

I had a dream where Behind the Meme came back and menacingly announced he would do a video on Lario, providing a ransom to prevent the video from being released.

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