"I hate alternate universe capitalism!" Gen Y say drinking their Brad's Drink and Cargo House and eating their Insta-Burger King and Pete's Super Submarines, using their K48 to Backrub the release date of the Traf-O-Data MITH Series X, wearing their Blue Ribbons they bought from Cadabra in their Datsun car on the way to Tote'm and Goodfellow's, reminiscing about their childhood memories of Pinwheel's SpongeBoy Ahoy and Laugh-O-Gram's Mortimer Mouse, posting pictures of their Adventures of the Starkiller tattoos to Burbn, and carrying their Confinity cash cards