Wario Wario Wario

I feel like the idea of "multiverse between every single fictional world ever" is being woefully misused, not just in official media but also fanfiction - everybody wants to have their favourite heroes team up against an omnicidal threat, but I just want to watch a Star Warsian immigrate to the Pokémon dimension and ensue wacky fish-out-of-water shenanigans.

I've done the music list for my Captain Falcon stage submission on EAC tomorrow in advance, and I originally had a licensed game song on it, labled under the TOP SECRET name Melee used for GoldenEye content - the only reason I rejected it was because it didn't fit the tone of the stage aesthetically, just the gameplay of the stage.

I think I'll be lax on licensed game content. As long as the game was developed or published worldwide by a studio involved with Smash (or is Disney related) and the content wouldn't make the source material instantly recognisable (no Big Apple 3AM since it samples the TMNT theme, sorry 'bout that), it should be fine, so long as you rename the content when needed

to the tune of the samurai jack theme
gotta make ads
misleading ads
kangaroo jack

Early Did You Know Gaming:
"Did you know that Sony tried to buy the rights to Toad and put him in Crash Team Racing in an intentional act of malice? Source: random post on the Neogaf GameCube subforum in 2004, under a thread titled "why did squaresoft turn to the dark side?? ):"."
New Did You Know Gaming
"We got in contact with the guy who decided Yoshi's Universal Gravitation shouldn't have it's name changed in the UK and he gave us a localised copy of Mother 3 after mentioning it as an off-handed joke."

British gaming history be like
"Chockablock Chap 2: Henry's Baffling Astroventure (1983) would make your computer violently explode if you didn't wait half a second between starting to walk and jumping, and required you to figure out an extremely complex maths puzzle represented by abstract colours to get through the anti-piracy - it single-handedly helped the QWERTY Johnson win the console war against the Macroware 679, paved the groundwork for all British video games since, and has been referenced in countless British television series."

I had a dream where the Coca-Cola logo (Not the product, just the logo) was declared illegal, so Coke had to change it to release their product, and the new logo looked like this.

It really annoys me when people say SSBU's lag (either online or offline) is a Switch problem and not a specifically Smash problem because like... that's just a lie.

I got the Noise mod for Pizza Tower, and I can 100% understand why the pogo playstyle was scraped. Seems better fit for a spin-off game or mini sections like Gustavo and Brick than a whole alternate playstyle.

The Rucka Rucka Ali Happy's Pizza mascot looks more appealing in 3D than 2D - how is that even possible? It's like he comes from some sort of mirror dimension uncanny valley

Subspace Emissary cutscenes if they were watchable (it takes very little to be better than the Subspace Emissary cutscenes)

We're submitting Luigi and Ness' stages and echoes! Any game owned by an IP holder directly involved in Smash is allowed, even if it isn't directly in Smash yet or a completely different series from the character it's attached to, so yes, you can submit that Sans echo or stage for the funny.

I like how the Smash Wiki has tournament legality paragraphs on every single stage page, just in case you can't figure out why people don't play on 3D Land in tournaments

nintendo fans when they realise their childhood memories of mario 64 were on a crt with a giant SONY logo at the bottom

peppino jumpscare

"Irony poisoning is bad! love things sincerely and don't apologise!"
2 minutes later
"Ummmmm... you LIKE Hanna-Barbera's Starsky and Hutch Meet the Dracula Family (1978)? You're either being ironic or you're just a nostalgia blind boomer, go away."

We're submitting Ness and Luigi's echo fighters and home stages!

mid-90s Legends of the Hidden Temple contestants recieving a prize that won't exist for another 4 years

Hot take: Live action How to Train Your Dragon is not a terrible idea. Live action remakes of animated movies are crap generally, but a story about human vikings befriending non-talking dragons feels utterly perfect for the medium of live action. Will it be good though? No, certainly not.

I never really realised how few colours there are until I started doing Smash alt lists with 16+ costumes

Imagine what Subspace Emissary would look like if Nintendo bought Rare - it's hard enough to take it seriously with Mr. Game & Watch and Wario there, now imagine if a character like Banjo or Conker who's entire world is designed on a fundamental level around cheeky British humour was there as well.

I really hope Luigi's stage in EAC isn't a spooky/mansion stage

Acclaim using the money they were supposed to pay the Olsen twins with

Whoever uploaded the Subspace cutscenes to YouTube and upset Sakurai enough to kill Smash story modes forever is a hero.

When I was a kid, I brought my 3DS to a youth activity group I was in - for some reason, in my infinite wisdom, the game I chose to show off and brag about to my fellow youths was - of all things - Game & Watch Gallery 2....

It worked. IIRC I was banned from bringing my 3DS again because everyone else was so enamoured by Donkey Kong Jr. Parachute and Wario Helmet (I knew the secret code) to the point of not doing the activities, but I can't remember for certain. Could be my mind playing tricks on me.

Smash fans when Jibanyan is capable of using the items not introduced in the current game (it's unfaithful to the source material)

WHO WAS GOOGLING SANS IN 2004?

I don't really get why people call Mario 64 a 2D to 3D transition at all, let alone a good one. It wasn't going for the same style of gameplay as the 2D Mario games.

How the mighty have fallen

I had a dream where Dreamworks made Home 2 as a 2D animated movie and it's title was "Home r-slur". The film had no backgrounds, voice acting, music, plot, or props (though it did have colours); the animation looked like it was done with permanent marker; and Oh was the only character. Despite literally just being a cartoon alien dancing around for an hour, it managed to offend everybody, even those who weren't offended by the title

if the microsoft activision deal goes through before we finish eac you can bet im gonna try to make the man eating plant hugh neutron (verb) crash

DriDim players RN

One thing I'd advise when submissing a season for DriDim is to include a character who would otherwise drown in voting in your first 3.

I think the reason why the "car scene" is so common in CGI character movies is because 1. you don't have to animate the legs and - depending on the character's size - hands; and 2. drivers generally don't make eye contact when talking to their passengers, meaning the actor also doesn't have to.

Not an animation expert so I can't say for sure though.

I saw the Little Joel video about the Nostalgia Critic pausing after all his sentences and now I'll never unsee it. I'm not gonna watch the entire Nostalgia Critic videography to confirm this, but I did some research and found out something interesting by selecting random lines from a set of videos from a few years (basically just clicking around and looking for a line that doesn't involve making a face as part of the joke)...

Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue review (2008) - Pause after "That was lame, but I like his next speech much better": 15 frames
Cool as Ice review (2009) - Pause after "The white-o-meter is up there, but there has to be something to make this scene even whiter": 9 frames
Son of the Mask review (2013) - Pause after "For a movie that doesn't know the defintion of subtle, you don't really explain these two things very well": 8 frames
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle review (2016) - Pause after "this cameo just fixed my pipes in my summer home": 19 frames
Click review (2023) - Pause after "Leaves about as much impact as when she's not on pause": 21 frames

The Nostalgia Critic has truly gone back to his roots... and beyond.

We're doing our first double day - stages and echoes for Fox and Pikachu!

Analysing B/C-tier scrimblo bimblo platformer discourse is so funny because - without fail - the root of the controversy is always just some poorly thought out joke that went over kids' heads or a hyper-localised ad campaign/TV adaptation.