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I actually think I'd prefer a new PSASBR to have no third parties - not even Crash.

Philosophers in Mr. Enter's Growing Around universe after breaking into the hospital to hear the wisdom of the all-knowing newborns

I think CN PTE and PSASBR are both worse games than Ultimate, but there's also a lot more ideas, character choices, and features from them I appreciate over Ultimate.

IMO there are two Nintendo newcomers that would be justifiable additions to a full COGH Smash: a Nintendogs rep (be that a dog or Ted & Archie) and Goomba. Otherwise I think every grand-scheme important Nintendo character is already there.

A Min Min moveset even partially themed around restaurant ownership would've been way better than what we got.

I don't get why fart jokes make people so mad

Movie conspiracy theorists will be like "this PROVES the shared universe!" and it's literally one movie's characters watching the other as a fictional movie.

Nonsensically vague allegories and shoe replacement aside, the M&Ms rebrand is kinda weird to me (someone who knows way too much about M&M commercial lore) because they're trying to take the marketing in a more wholesome direction, which isn't a bad idea alone since that seems to be a trend lately after the meta snarkfest of the 2010s, but like... why keep the spokescandies? They're iconic, sure, but they were made for the dark comedy that was big in the late 90s - with the "dumb fat guy and smart snarky guy" dynamic - and not wholesome scenarios about someone's family accepting their full-body tattoos - whenever Red gets a snarky line in it feels out of place, a new candy cast would work a whole lot better.

What the hell does "Giving LEGS their SNAKES Back" mean? I think this is actually the dumbest recommendation I've ever gotten

finally. the pokemon/2 stupid dogs crossover we've been waiting for

I really like how every character in CNPTEXL has the same evil alt, I'd like to see Smash do something like that.

The purple M&M music video feels like it's supposed to be an allegory for some social issue, but is also completely undecipherable when viewed from such a lens

The idea of Clayfighter becoming to claymation what Mortal Kombat is to horror movies is a very funny idea, but also an objectively terrible one. I can't really imagine Aardman or Laika characters fitting in with CF's irreverant and unapologetically cartoony cast - plus the series already utilises parody and therefore could just make it's own wildly hilarious fair use-protected satirical characters like "Pingore" or "Frankenweiner" who could have the fart jokes and edgy one-liners their source material would prohibit.

I'm watching a response collab to Mr. Enter's Nicktoons review series, and I find it kinda funny how the reviewers with animal or white avatars say "Nick-O-Rama" very carefully and hesitantly while the reviewers with black avatars say it super fast.

I know it's just a case of the thread having a small playerbase and a certain member of it (me) being obsessed with Shrek and noses, but I love how the Expand-A-Franchise thread adds next to no content from games that released between Ultimate and whatever form this thread's content takes in-universe

I feel like being exposed to the mere thumbnail of this video is brainwashing me into supporting American interventionism.

I think one thing people often forget about the ballot was that fan rules weren't really questioned at the time like they are now - the results don't reflect current day Smash fandom. If Cloud was the first unique DLC instead of Ryu or made the base game I imagine the results would've been a lot different. Still dominated by Nintendo-associated characters mind you, but Chief, Kratos, and Sans certainly would've shot up at least. There was way more anti-PS and non-Rare-Xbox sentiment in Smash fandom at the time than now, to the point Kratos and Chief were outright considered jokes, and I don't think it really died down until SSBU's DLC.

I think a Mii successor should build off of Miitomo's editing functions, but also allow parts to be placed in areas other than the face and rotated on the Z axis so Miis are more distinct in games where they're seen from the back. Would probably have to make some good ol' Lego Universe Dong Detection Software and discontinue costumes for Miis in games like Smash and Mario Kart though.

I really wish there were more Sonic multiplayer (specifically sports) spin-offs. I think a franchise that revolves around speed could have a lot of fun takes on classic genres.

i saw this thumbnail in periphiral vision - i didn't process bowser being there and read it as "it's over" - for a brief second, i thought someone was trying to tell me the bad news about climate change with the super mario 256 font

thinking about the igor suicidal rabbit mcdonalds toy

God help me I can't get the "Totally Awesome Acme Snax" jingle from Animaniacs out of my head.

Childhood is when you idolise SEGA CD US BIOS V2

Adulthood is when you realise SEGA CD US BIOS V1 makes more sense.

I bet the Brawl video on Sakurai's channel will exclusively talk about the SSE as to avoid mentioning tripping.

I like how almost every single 90s Simpsons episode has it's own devoted oral history article, some of which are devoted to single gags

I can't be the only one who, as a kid, thought the whole point of Smash was "Mr. Game & Watch vs. Pit!" and all the heavy hitters like Mario and Pikachu were just there for marketing value, right?

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Imagine the speculation discourse in the the alternate dimension where Disney makes Smash.

"You get 10 Mickey Mouse reps and are still asking for Magika De Spell and Powerline, but somehow 8 Frozen characters is too many? HOES MAD"
- Alternate unverse Disney Smash Bros. fans after the disasterous reveal of Grand Pabbie

"Guys, we already have a Nickelodeon rep! They aired Looney Tunes!"
- Alternate universe Disney Smash Bros. fans when people propose SpongeBob as a guest fighter

"BIPEDAL SVEN

BIPEDAL SVEN"
- Alternate universe Disney Smash Bros. fans when Bullwinkle gets revealed as a guest fighter

"They added the jealous ex-boyfriend demon from the multiversal genocide romance cartoon?"
- TVCartoonDunkey reacting to the addition of Tom as the Star Vs. The Forces of Evil representative

"Ugh, Sakurai's nostalgia bias strikes again! Cadpig got snubbed!"
- Alternate universe Disney Smash Bros. fans when 101 Dalmatians' Spirit list only has characters from the original film and not from 101 Dalmatian Street or the 1997 cartoon.

oh my god siivagunner is doing a bear takeover

I have no clue how teams work in bikes in DriDim - I'd assume back seats for duos and sidecars for 3 or more racers.

nasb fans explaining why region locking an entire game to one territory so you can include a single character would be a completely rational business decision.

It's weird how people can appreciate single player instalments in a series or genre for their own merits, but multiplayer games always have to be compared. "While I prefer Sunshine, I like this about 64!" "I really enjoy Mario Odyssey, so naturally I had a blast in Banjo-Kazooie!" vs. "If you prefer Mario Kart 64 you're nostalgia blind, get on 8 Deluxe!" "Why play Crash Team Racing when Mario Kart has better graphics, more players, and more items?"

The Friendzone is such a fundamentally ridiculous concept - friendship is one of the most valuable things you could imagine, yet you're going through the 7 stages of grief over it?

As a kid it always annoyed me that Peach wasn't on any of the Mario Kart T-shirts.

spongebob cheese nips commercial (2001) kill count

lmao they put the discord mod bot in fortnite

I personally like to imagine DriDim has kart colour customisation, but the colours aren't locked or forced into specific combinations.