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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2022

I don't think there's any roster I've ever had more mixed feelings on than the PTE XL roster

There are some REALLY cool picks here - Toilenator; Scotsman; Monkey; and Hoss Delgado are incredible choices I don't think many would go for.
As somewhat of a cartoon boomer I don't really mind the lack of Adventure Time/Gumball/Regular Show but it does come off as really weird when the (at the time) new Ben 10 is also there.
A lot of main characters kinda feel like they're there just because "main character" - Mac & Bloo are the worst offenders here, but Billy & Mandy and Flapjack also both feel like they could be done without
Having only one KND member is strange, but I think going for the villains instead was a good call
In general, I like how many villains are playable here
Having multiple duo characters but making the PPGs seperate is a really weird choice, especially when their show has one of the best comedy rogues galleries in cartoon history and their size + flight makes them perfect trio fighter material.
No second Chowder or Fosters rep is really weird - Johnny Bravo at least doesn't have a big cast to work with and wasn't playable in the 3DS version, but Chowder is the first world in story mode and Fosters is built entirely around the concept of a creative ensomble cast
Captain Planet is a super fun pick but feels like a bit of a slap in the face when he's the only non-CN WB rep and not Scooby Doo; Fred Flintstone; Bugs Bunny; Tom & Jerry; or something like that.
The lack of Courage and Eds is really glaring, Cow & Chicken also feel like a weird absence but to a lesser extent.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2022

There's a (by accident) seasonally fitting stage easter egg/cameo job + a job about modes or items that can use enemies + Peach's animations! We're also voting on Yoshi's stages, the next dojo reveals and a Klump moveset

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My Mario Bros. Plumbing and Gangplank Galleon layouts win, FazDude's The World and 9-Volt's Game Boy layouts win. FazDude's K. Rool animations win by default Stage and fighter subs are closed! Dire Dire Bay This stage is somewhat of a combination of Jolly Roger Bay and Dire Dire Docks...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2022

I feel a Duck Hunt reboot, if it were to exist, should play into the "dark with a cute exterior" trope Nintendo is known for, but instead of the apocalyptic and supernatural themes Nintendo usually goes for, it'd be crime and gangs that get the emphasis. Not only do almost all the zapper games have some kind of organised crime theme, but a quadrupedal dog only really works as a shooter protagonist if it has something to do with loyalty, something you see referenced a lot in detective and crime stories. (like protecting/avenging their incapacitated/murdered owner from a gang for example)

No 4th wall shenanigans like in Smash either, the shooting would probably be handled by the duck as to give the existing brand name a meaning when it's cowboys and mafia bosses being shot (and getting covered in soot, not dying) instead of waterfowl

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2022

I see Nintendo fans complain a lot that (usually older) people use "Nintendo" as a general term for gaming, but honestly they're just as bad with using "Atari" as a general term for all games released before the NES; or "PlayStation game/character" for any game released on Sony hardware.

Same goes for Nintendo fans complaining about people generalising "anime swordfighters" before themselves generalising "gritty" shooter and fantasy games.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2022

I've been working on this game(?) for the past two days, and even though it is just a meme based on a bad pun; party snack; and an early 21st century pop culture icon with waning relevancy (and a direct clone of the KFC game I made a few months earlier), I'm extremely happy with how it turned out. Creating a full logo title cutscene; balancing gameplay; fixing bugs; adding visual flare and easter eggs; choosing the funniest sound effects and music; writing dumb dialogue, genuinely a beautiful experience.

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/679991271/

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2022

It's a little too early to say this and it's extremely subject to change, but here's my current plan for SMSB DLC:

Pace is slowed down (update every 2 days seems appealing)
Begins with a 1st party Smash veteran as early purchase DLC (May also make Sonic and Banjo elegible due the prior's cameos and the latter's close connections to the Mario universe)
There will be further guests, but none will be video game characters. Aiming more for something akin to SMM's Shaun the Sheep/anime girl/Mercedes Mystery Mushrooms.
Will not revolve entirely around fighters like other creation threads' DLC cycles. The stage focus will likely still be in play.
Some kind of Splatfest-esque feature
Some kind of cosmetic DLC like Mii Costumes, probably won't be full alt costumes. (making people pay for alts when custom colours are a feature is pretty scummy lmao) I do have an idea for this, but I think it'd be better to vote on.
Assist Trophies will be promotable, stage hazards are more a "we'll get there when we get there" case TBH I have feeling Nabbit will make base game
DLC clones may exist in some form - current idea "each fighter comes with either 2 stages, or 1 stage and a clone of themselves or a base game fighter" while clones of absent veterans would be budget content and wouldn't come with stages.
Small QOL improvements (think like SSBU adding the option to play any song on Battlefield) will play a major part
Undecided on items and ally contacts
Battle pass? Maybe?
May or may not have an extra element of a fictional playerbase hungry for certain features and characters - though I have no clue how to impliment this without it coming off as (or outright being) me skewering the submissions and votes a certain way. May use an RNG generator for this.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2022

Rare Pepes were a doomsday prophecy about NFTs

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2022

The stage selection in Ultimate must be really weird if you're a younger player unfamiliar with previous Smash games. Why do so many stages take place in the same location? Why are they in that weird order? What's with the blocky stages at the top of the list and why aren't the other blocky stages with them? What does "(Brawl)" and "(Melee)" mean for the Yoshi stages?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2022

We are looking for Yoshi stage submissions! Think you have what it takes to give the lovable omnivore a new, unique home stage? We also welcome music submissions for the Dire Dire Docks stage; + alt costumes and costumes for Klump!

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My Mario Bros. Plumbing and Gangplank Galleon layouts win, FazDude's The World and 9-Volt's Game Boy layouts win. FazDude's K. Rool animations win by default Stage and fighter subs are closed! Dire Dire Bay This stage is somewhat of a combination of Jolly Roger Bay and Dire Dire Docks...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2022

The more time passes the more confident I am that NASB is just gonna do a mega-update with items; crossplay; VA; and maybe one of the Power Hour kids at the same time. There's no way items at least would've taken that long since they were near-finished in the base game files and now have models.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2022

Of all my Smash takes, this is probably the hottest: the next Smash, if it chooses to continue emphasising 3rd party content like Ultimate's DLC did, should be multiplatform. That'd allow characters who'd otherwise be unprofitable (like a Sony or true Xbox rep) find their fandoms; put even more eyes on Smash than the existing, Twitter-destroying, fandom (even if IMO that'd be a bad thing, great idea profit-wise though): and would still sell Nintendo consoles since the wide cast of Nintendo characters would be properly exposed to non-Nintendo players for the first time. Also Smash on PC with easily accessible mods would be a godsend.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2022

If "vaporwave" is derived from "vaporware", does that imply the existence of "malwave" or even "ransomwave"?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2022

I can't believe the Smash Infinite thread thinks this is more battle-fit music than this - I'm not even angry, or really any negative emotion, just... baffled.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2022

While he was once one of my favourite DLCs during the release cycle, I'm honestly starting to think of Banjo as more and more of a questionable Smash pick as time goes on. He's only really there because of a pre-established connection to Nintendo and not because he's actually a fun character or a notable part of gaming history; he doesn't properly show what Microsoft has brought the gaming industry and if anything his portrayal in Smash is just a weapon against them for Nintendo fans; and while Ridley and Rool stood the test of time from their first proposition to inclusion, everything unique Banjo provides had already been done by other characters at that point. It's honestly kinda laughable that they'd choose Banjo over Master Chief; Marcus Fenix; or Clippy even removing the "celebration of gaming" lie - hell, if we're talking 3rd parties that once were owned by Nintendo, Tetromino makes more sense in virtually every way.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2022

I don't get hair colour stereotypes - like "dumb blonde" and "feisty redhead". Literally where did these come from? There are no hair colour-based cultures, nor has there ever been a taboo against people with different hair colour interacting in any form, how is it even remotely possible to develop stereotypes about hair colour? I understand if it's kooky dyed hair since the purpose of that is to express personality, but not god damn natural brunette.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2022

Reminder that we are taking submissions for Klump's moveset!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

My Mario Bros. Plumbing and Gangplank Galleon layouts win, FazDude's The World and 9-Volt's Game Boy layouts win. FazDude's K. Rool animations win by default Stage and fighter subs are closed! Dire Dire Bay This stage is somewhat of a combination of Jolly Roger Bay and Dire Dire Docks...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2022

I had a dream where there was a conspiracy to hide the fact that the upload of "Kitsune2 - Avast Your Ass" was the most viewed YouTube video in 2011, and Fred was created after-the-fact as a US government psy-ops to cover up the truth.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2022

I do hope Western video games will catch on to the shift away from realism and individually-rendered-blades-of-grass/fur/hair theatrical animation is performing.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2022

We are submitting Yoshi stages and Klump's moveset!

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My Mario Bros. Plumbing and Gangplank Galleon layouts win, FazDude's The World and 9-Volt's Game Boy layouts win. FazDude's K. Rool animations win by default Stage and fighter subs are closed! Dire Dire Bay This stage is somewhat of a combination of Jolly Roger Bay and Dire Dire Docks...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2022

We have finally reached the 69th stage in SMSB

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2022

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My Mario Bros. Plumbing and Gangplank Galleon layouts win, FazDude's The World and 9-Volt's Game Boy layouts win. FazDude's K. Rool animations win by default Stage and fighter subs are closed! Dire Dire Bay This stage is somewhat of a combination of Jolly Roger Bay and Dire Dire Docks...

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We are voting to break the tie between two potential newcomers: Klump and Roger the Potted Ghost! We're also submitting Adventure Mode routes, Captain Syrup's Final Smash. and small new mechanics for veterans.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2022

"PS1 inspired low poly game..."

"...with a horror twist!"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2022

I wish Smash had more characters who just kinda aren't characters - the idea of playing as a machine with no visible pilot or a non-anthropomorphic plant/bacteria/object is so appealing to me.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2022

The term "politically incorrect" is so funny to me because when you proudly flaunt it around, you are literally - by definition - saying "my worldview is objectively wrong".

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2022

why cant i find a god damn rock and roll remix of megalovanis

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2022

: we have MAIN MENU ISLAND CAMERA
me:

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2022

I had a dream where all Wii Us that had the NES Remix games installed would self-destruct at midnight.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2022

Not surprised at all that all this Nintendo BS coming out lately supposedly dates back to Iwata and Reggie.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2022

I have a lot of respect for people who main characters they have no attachment to.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2022

Reminder to submit an enemy fighter and underwater stage if you haven't already!

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Syrup alts: Default (Shake Dimension) Ginger hair, blue trousers and shirt, green shoes, yellow bandanna (Wario Land manual) White shirt; trousers and bandanna, black hair, tan skin, yellow shoes (Wario Land 2) Black shirt, white trouses; white hair, red and white striped bandanna, yellow shoes...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2022

We are submitting underwater stages and playable enemies from spin-offs!

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Syrup alts: Default (Shake Dimension) Ginger hair, blue trousers and shirt, green shoes, yellow bandanna (Wario Land manual) White shirt; trousers and bandanna, black hair, tan skin, yellow shoes (Wario Land 2) Black shirt, white trouses; white hair, red and white striped bandanna, yellow shoes...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2022

YouTube's annual Earth day thing being called "Non-Fungible Planet" this year has major "Put 'splash' in the name of Splash Mountain to promote Splash" vibes.

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