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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

Season passes as is are morally reprehensible, but putting them in Smash - a series that fans of are known to get extremely emotional about which characters do or don't get in and make conspiracy theories about why their (least) favourite is certainly (not) making it in - is an Activision-tier move, and would be even if the DLC wasn't used to promote Arms/3 Houses/Xenoblade, and more people need to speak out against it.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

If you ever see a Nintendo character and a love heart emoji in the same image, you are probably being emotionally manipulated.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

I remember seeing someone argue against competitive Smash by saying "I want wacky fun like random tripping, not frame data moves!"

How would that even work? Would every move start and end instantly? Would the hitbox be active for the whole move? Would there just be no moves at all?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

I always loved this logo

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

yooo they made a game where the guy from m night shaymalans last airbender can fight the guys from the log cutting gif

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

play station port a bull

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

Sakurai is on the top of the capitalist food chain yet people treat him like a tortured sweatshop orphan.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I will never understand female hair colour stereotypes/archetypes.

WHY IS THIS WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE SO LONG

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

Almost every (heroic) Disney animal sidekick is painfully unfunny outside of one specific quote. I'm a sucker for "oh look, I've been impaled." personally.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I generally don't like character variants (Dr. Mario, ZSS, Pink Gold Peach, Dry Bowser) in games where characters have no differences beyond stats, but in games where characters have full movesets and abilities I think they're really cool.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I think Jill, Muddy, and maybe PaRappa are the only Smash newcomers who could possibly make me cry of happiness. Waluigi wouldn't really be personal for me and I want Knight & Ostrich for the moveset potential and significance given Smash's heavy use of Balloon Fight, not emotional attachment.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

sonic fiveces beta footage

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I think I've submitted PaRappa to every creation thread I've ever played (at least where he'd be elegible) multiple times but he's never won.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I kinda simultaniously do and don't understand the hype for Tetris Effect. It looks beautiful, the music is incredible, and its changes to the formula are some of the smartest in Tetris history - but at the same time, "magnum opus" or "masterpiece" is really overselling it.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I mispelled a Google search for "ren and stimpy eating soap" as "ren and stimpy seating oap" and now I really want to create a character called the Seating Oap.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

The reasoning for some of the Infinite thread spirits being excluded is wild

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I'm looking at the TCRF page for Nick Brawl - and there's two things here I found really funny: 1. how you-know-who's 3 announcer calls all sound really disgruntled, and 2:

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I like how the Game & Watch fandom views the sight variations of Mr. G&W between different games as completely seperate characters. That is such a creative bit of fanon.

Art by linkandorf and prurigo

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

If there was a new Diddy Kong Racing, they should make Donkey Kong the "brag in online mode" hardest unlock.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

I have a feeling Lucy Loud in Nick Brawl was at least partially based on fan concepts the devs had for Ashley in Smash, same with Zim and Porky.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

Everyone is Here was a mistake and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

It's funny how Diddy Kong's two starring roles consist of a game with the most melancholy music ever made and a game with the most silly music ever made.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

Namco probably should've thought a little bit more about which fighters they used to represent these specific spirits.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

Me when my custom SSBU stages have been online for more than 4 months

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

While I am really glad Nick Brawl went for all of Nick and not just SpongeBob/Avatar/TMNT alone, I'd love to see a good platform fighter that's based on a single IP and not a crossover.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

What is the best thing about Ultimate that you'd still be willing to remove if it meant Rollback?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

This Disney DVD is "ENHANCED" with Disney's "FAST"Play. Your movie and "A SELECTION OF BONUS FEATURES" will begin automatically.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

So Squid Game is just Korean Danganronpa with Gabby Gabby from Toy Story 4 and guys with PlayStation button heads, right?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

I think the single biggest problem with the casual Smash fandom is how it demonises disappointment.

Tankman from Newgrounds · Oct 7, 2021

Dude, who is that on you PFP?
Is that Armchair or what.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

I find the Buddy Bear characters in Garfield & Friends really interesting. Through a modern lens it's really easy to misinterpret them as right-wing commentary about "SJW censorship", but they are absolutely not meant to be political in any form - they're moreso a satire of children's authority figures and how they only create more misery in their futile attempts to prevent conflict. Children needing the right to acknowledge negative emotions and disagree with authority or the crowd is a really good message that you rarely see discussed anywhere, and it's a shame some people have chosen to insert their political biases into it.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

Can you buy Dearly Beloved (Swing) without Sora? Because it's a jam I want on Living Room ASAP.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

The Muppets would simultaniously be both the most and least fitting Disney IP to put in Kingdom Hearts. On one hand, the friendship themes of Kingdom Hearts line up pretty well with the actors troupe aesthetic of the Muppets (Kermit's famous quote from the '79 Muppet Movie sounds like something out of KH even), but on the other hand... it's the Muppets.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

I really love the original Kingdom Hearts box art - I'm a sucker for nighttime cityscapes for one, but I also absolutely adore the way it shows off Donald and Goofy with neither shame nor pride, like they're just another part of the universe.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Broke: Rosalina as Lucas' makeshift motherly figure

Woke: Nigel as Helga's makeshift fatherly figure

this headcanon began as a joke but now im kinda starting to get attached to it

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Going back to Ultimate after so much Nick Brawl is gonna be hard - not impossible though, I could get back into Ultimate after playing Rivals for example, and switching to tap jump in Ultimate was relatively painless. Just need those 5 or so minutes in training to adjust.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Now I think about it... the small version of Mario would make for a really cool clone, basically the exact inverse of Dr. Mario

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Somebody needs to make an archive of accidentally tasteless Memorial Day, MLK Day, and 9/11 brand tweets. There are way more than you could ever imagine.

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