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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

Making the Koopalings alts in Mario Kart like Yoshi's colours is good for creation threads where characters are added one by one, but not really reasonable for an actual game - it could be done, and has been done in Smash, but probably isn't preferable to animating and sizing each one uniquely in a game where characters are primarily cosmetic as is

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

If YouTube thumbnails were accurate to what they're advertising, we'd have softcore erotic Mario game design analysis.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

me explaining how the low budget qubo all-time punch-stars brawlsplosion game i got at poundland is objectively superior to game of the decade nominee super smash bros legends featuring doomguy and dante

(you can perform diagonal airs in it)

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

why are people so scared of sonic exe

hes an EXECUTABLE file just execute him

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

I think there's a lot of potential for a 3rd Animal Crossing rep in Smash - Tom Nook or KK Slider would be the obvious ones, but Crazy Redd and Dr. Shrunk could both be really fun too.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

I remember being kinda disappointed the Link costume went unused in Mario Odyssey, but looking at the potential future of the Mario franchise if leaks and patterns are to be believed... I should've been very, very glad.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2022

a classic game

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 21, 2022

I'm losing it over how a lot the lyrics in the intro to Martha Speaks (a children's show meant to teach literacy) are incomprehensible

"Marthaaaaa dra Gatorade MARTHA SPEAKS!"
"Sometimes wrong and summitins die, Martha will tell you what it's all about!"
"Summmow, bro-cow!"

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 21, 2022

King Hippo should've been the Punch-Out rep, not Little Mac.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 21, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 21, 2022

Since there are infinite multiverses in Rick & Morty, that means that no matter what fictional story or universe you make, no matter how distant it is conceptually and tonally from Rick & Morty, even if Rick & Morty is a TV show within your universe, even if your universe is to Rick & Morty what Rick & Morty are to Doc & Marty, it will always be canon.

REAL LIFE IS CANON TO RICK AND MORTY

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 21, 2022

If I was calling the shots on who gets in Smash:

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 21, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 21, 2022

what is up with these damn sumo dorito paw patrol videos in my recommended

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 21, 2022

i cant believe theres outrage about the green m&m wearing sneakers what even is capitalist america

they didnt even remove the eyeliner or makeup

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2022

The sports mode in NASB is really fun, but pretty much only if you play with the Plankton or Arnold ball - all the smaller balls make it more tedious than anything, especially the soccer ball since you can't grab it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2022

Of the Ralts line, I feel Kirilia is best fit for Smash, its body shape could lead to some really cool twirling moves.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2022

It's funny how when Crash fans talk about an "open world game" they just mean a standard 90s collectathon, and are still generally rabidly opposed to it. I don't think any other platformer series has a fandom so comfortable - if stubborn - in their existing gameplay style, and I love the Crash fandom for it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2022

Jurassic Park: "DON'T PLAY GOD WITH NATURE'S CREATURES, IT WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL"

Last time we played god with nature's creatures:

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2022

Were people actually expecting NASB to have voice acting at launch? Generally (new) voice acting just isn't a thing licensed cartoon games do anymore - that's why the BFBB remake kept the old Mr. Krabs substitute VA voice clips - it's a god damn miracle NASB even had an announcer, let alone post-launch VA.

Or am I just a weirdo for knowing too much about and keeping way too many tabs on the state of the cartoon tie-in game subindustry?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2022

The fact that a YouTube channel that used to have Mario 64 recolours saying ableist slurs while being attacked by Teletubbies turned into "cute anime girl does cute thing" is so surreal to me.

Janx_uwu · Jan 20, 2022

Someone made a literal Windows computer into a character mod for Sonic Robo Blast 2. Thought you'd find it pretty cool!

https://mb.srb2.org/addons/windows-the-computer.3327/

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2022

Implying Dr. Mario and Pichu are worse choices than Rosalina and Lucario

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2022

MPAA film #17742

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2022

If Labo gets a rep in Smash, I would much rather it be one of the pun-named Labo characters using Labo than a physical Labo object turning into other Labo.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2022

People named Bruno, having just survived the release of Luca, seeing the trailers for Encanto.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2022

Japanese Wikipedia articles for Western cartoons always choose the most ridiculous, random images to headline with

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2022

There was a problem fetching the tweet

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2022

We've become so accepting of the absurdity of the Pop Culture Clash thread that we can add BBC News as a stage and nobody will question it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2022

OH MY GOD TOYS FOR BOB CAN MAKE A BANJO GAME NOW

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2022

I just found out silica gel is actually edible in small quantities and I feel betrahed

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2022

A small part of me is tempted to learn Japanese so I can start a blog or YouTube channel devoted to explaining American cartoons to a Japanese audience.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2022

I fear the day when people are nostalgic for Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures.

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