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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2022

Hold up, the new NSO lineup is actually awesome!

Earthworm Jim 2! Mappy Land! Dig Dug 2! Those are classic games! Dunno why their respective prequels aren't there though (I mean, Dig Dug and Mappy's NES ports are both on the Namco Archives NEScollection, but that doesn't explain Jim)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2022

When people say "stop pandering to nostalgia!" they actually mean "start pandering to MY nostalgia!"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2022

I think a Mario-Sonic crossover could be good as long as:

Both characters have 2D gameplay (I prefer classic but I wouldn't mind Dimps for Sonic either) but use locations from both 2D and 3D platformers (primarily the prior for Sonic and the latter for Mario)
There is no plot whatsoever like Generations - just "here's a new villain, go indulge in some nostalgia"
Only have Mario versions of Sonic stages and vice versa, no Sonic in Green Hill Zone or Mario in Bob-Omb Battlefield.
Don't force Sonic gameplay into Mario gameplay or vice versa, (so ? Blocks would functionally just be monitors and vice versa, coins fly out of Sonic and Mario still collects power ups) but instead focus on individual level gimmicks (like Mario having to walk in water instead of swim with an air limit, or Sonic having to deal with Green Snake Blocks and beep-flipping panels)
Use the classic Sonic designs and have character interactions primarily be silent phantomime (with maybe Eggman and - if he's included - Wario being the sole speaking characters) I know this is probably the most controversial choice here but I think the modern designs are a little jarring around the Mario cast, and their tendency to be very vocal wouldn't help

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2022

This activated my FOF

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2022

While I usually win against them, the CPUs in NASB are just about hard enough to keep me playing in the wait for crossplay.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2022

I have a feeling SMSB will end up with significantly more stages than Ultimate, and honestly regardless realism I kinda like that - having TONS of stages would be a great tradeoff for having a smaller roster than Ultimate to casual players.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2022

The only characters in Smash I'd be on board for a declone of are Daisy and Dark Samus since they're so similar to their source that players could just go back to them. Otherwise I'd much rather have poorly designed characters get revamps than "inaccurate" ones.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2022

ahh yes my favourite pokey mons

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2022

All the model swap alts for veterans in SMSB

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2022

We are

Voting on Captain Toad's alt costumes
Voting on a new scrolling stage
Voting on a new universal stage form
Submitting changes to veterans
Submitting characters as items
Submitting alts for Ashley

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Adventure Mode subs will close soon. Due to a lack of interest, the press kit job has been closed prematurely. I will fill in the blanks of what other screenshots are included. 8 player Smash between Wedding Mario, Geno, Plumber Wario, Goomba, Rosalina-coloured Meowser, Tiptup, Light Blue...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2022

"Oh no, character would be totally unique, they have all these cool abilities like move and move!"

"And we can give them a mechanic where-"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2022

congratulations you beat the game now look at this image of yoshi undergoing illegal cia torture

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2022

NASB lacking iconic characters in base was a blessing in disguise. Nick speculation is a lot more tame than Smash when there's 4 all-but-inevitable characters (Jimmy, Jenny, Timmy, Rocko) and 3 prime contenders for the remaining DLC (Squidward, Zuko, Hugh)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2022

We are submitting veteran modifications, as well as voting on stage forms; a new scrolling stage; and Captain Toad's alts!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Adventure Mode subs will close soon. Due to a lack of interest, the press kit job has been closed prematurely. I will fill in the blanks of what other screenshots are included. 8 player Smash between Wedding Mario, Geno, Plumber Wario, Goomba, Rosalina-coloured Meowser, Tiptup, Light Blue...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2022

Why does the auto-generated Google poster for Teen Titans Go call it "Teen Titans Go: Elements"?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2022

I just found out Warner Bros. owns ALF.

Consider my Multiversus wishlist updated.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2022

I am going to try my hardest to erradicate all of Peach's butt moves by the end of SMSB's base game.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2022

The obvious answer is Stinky Pete or Lotso - Red Light Green Light would be a cakewalk with toy instincts

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2022

I have some fun ideas for Temple variants if Temple Forms win the Mario Smash thread stage form job, though I won' be doing jobs on them. Some personal favourites are: (I'll be using names from this visual guide)

Super Mario Maker's platform to the right of the "Uh oh"; and both "Door stuck" slopes being tangible red blocks, while there are intangible blue blocks that, if they could be activated, would block off parts of the stage.
The "rock and a hard place" on Wario's Castle having a Wario statue that lifts the "Weenie Hut Jr's" upper bulk of the stage
Mario Zone being shaped as Mario riding Yoshi with his tongue extended
Jungle Hijinxs' background being shaped as New Pork City as an easter egg
The Rocket on Woolly World and the geyser on Mushroom Kingdom U being the "rock and a hard place"
Gangplank Galleon's hard platforms being the mainbrace in front of the Kremling flag mast, with the soft platforms being rolled up tears on the mast
Mario Circuit U being the anti-gravity camera trick portion of the stage with the leftmost hard portion of "Hryule Fight Club" being a booster ramp
Bowser's Castle having an axe that's cut off the thing that holds together "Rock & A Hard Place" and "Hyrule Fight Club"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2022

Now my YouTube recommended has shifted from OOC WordGirl to OOC Randy Cunningham, which would be fine if it weren't the fact I can't stand this show's art style. It looks like a gaming webcomic.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2022

I feel one problem with Smash's stages is that they try to represent the game instead of the location. Instead of "Let's make a Donkey Kong Country Returns stage!", they're more going for "Let's make the Donkey Kong Country Returns stage!" and try to encapsulate what the games are overall instead of specific memorable segments, leading to an oversaturation of first levels and final boss arenas. This is especially a problem with modern Smash, but earlier games undeniably had trouble with this too.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2022

We're submitting scrolling stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Adventure Mode subs will close soon. Due to a lack of interest, the press kit job has been closed prematurely. I will fill in the blanks of what other screenshots are included. 8 player Smash between Wedding Mario, Geno, Plumber Wario, Goomba, Rosalina-coloured Meowser, Tiptup, Light Blue...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2022

Infinite seriously needs to ditch the whole "will it sell?" aspect for DLC - the current discussion on 1P newcomers has had barely any discussion of potential profits and target audiences apart from "this game sold well" and "let's strike the nostalgia oven while it's hot"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2022

dockney cong

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

He says while resorting to violence

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

I think that of my movesets for Food Fight so far:

M&Ms > Ronald > Chester

I feel Ronald's potential was squandered a little by my aim for a shoto archetype (though I don't regret that decision either, necessary evil) while I wasn't really paying good attention to Chester's archetypes (he's a stance fighter) while making the moveset and didn't lean hard enough into the extreme sports Poochie angle. Red and Yellow on the other hand, I feel everything clicked for - a decent reference/hammerspace-to-regular-attack ratio, a well thought out gimmick that was considered for all moves, a good grasp of the duo's personalities, so on. It's funny too, because the concept for Red & Yellow's gameplay was something I've considered before in the context of multiple characters in multiple games - hypothetical and real - but always dismissed, however once I started thinking about how Red and Yellow could be implimented the climber + slapstick concept kinda clicked for me.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

Nintendo fans "do basic surface level research" challenge, all difficulties

Games released on PlayStation but not Nintendo (challenging)
Rare's output under Xbox (difficult)
Non-acquired Microsoft games (hard)
PlayStation games actually made by Sony (impossible)
Non-American gaming markets between 1983 and 1985 (Herculian)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

I'm actually kinda surprised Disney Heroes: Battle Mode has Pooh characters in it, I always assumed that even if Disney became open to their characters getting down and dirty (which it seems they have) they would still lock out the 100 Acre Wood gang.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

Even though I'm known here as a die-hard NASB fan and a casual fan of the general 90s Nickelodeon brand/aesthetic, I grew up on Cartoon Network more than I did Nick (sans SpongeBob) and part of that was just down to kid me finding live action dull. I'm watching Quinton Reviews' iCarly retrospective basically blind to everything about the show except the memes and uh... yeah, 7 YO me wasn't missing out on much.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

Currently we are submitting

Captain Toad's moveset
Captain Toad's alt costumes
A possible new counter for Peach
Dr. Mario's alt costumes
Entrance animations for newcomers

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Adventure Mode subs will close soon. Due to a lack of interest, the press kit job has been closed prematurely. I will fill in the blanks of what other screenshots are included. 8 player Smash between Wedding Mario, Geno, Plumber Wario, Goomba, Rosalina-coloured Meowser, Tiptup, Light Blue...

smashboards.com

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

I feel that the competitive stages in platform fighters also aiming for casual audiences should primaily be either extremely "epic" so to speak, therefore making casual players see it as "the serious stage for when you want to settle an argument" like Final Destination, or so goofy that aesthetics alone make it good for wacky casual play - this is, of course, assuming this isn't a Rivals situation where every stage has both a casual and comptetitive version.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

I feel that if there was a Disney platform fighter, the only completely original TVA series with a remote chance of getting in is Phineas and Ferb, which even then is super unlikely - though if you count the TVA adaptations of Mickey universe stuff, I wouldn't be surprised if Scrooge was playable or there was a Goofy Movie and/or Runaway Railway stage

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

They finally confirmed that Kirby lore isn't real. I can finally rest easy.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

If my income was $0.06 I'd be scamming my staff too.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

GET URKELED NERD

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2022

By no means did they have to go so hard on the Activision Anthology GBA soundtrack, but they did.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2022

I kinda like the idea that if Daisy got her own game it'd be like Diddy Kong Racing, a multiplayer game with a primarily original cast and world not from the Mario (Land) universe. Maybe Tatanga or Totomesu could be there, but I think Daisy's competitive, hyperactive personality would be really fun to extend with a new friend and enemy group for her, as well as a new world that revolves primarily around competition and sports.

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