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I feel the only places where NASB looks "unpolished" are the HUD and alt costumes - the prior is way too derivative of Smash and feels a little too sci-fi compared to the rest of the game's aesthetic, and the latter goes without saying. I also think some of the music could do with reworking (some are dull like Technodrome; Gluch and Waterfall, while others are way too derivative of the original theme songs like the house stages and Tremorton) - I don't mind moves being reused in the air though. I also think the menus are too Smash derivative, but I don't mind how they look as much as how they function in that regards. Some model revamps for characters like Danny and Patrick would be nice, but I don't think it should be high priority yet.

The high quantity of glitches (or at the very least how long it takes for them to get fixed on console) absolutely needs to be sorted out, but I don't have problems with any of the movesets thus far, especially now all the infinites and mashiness have been patched out. Some stages could do with modifications though. cough*ghost zone*cough I don't mind items being comically OP, but I feel it'd be better if there were more items so it's not just a constant string of Squidward clarinet bubbles and Fenton Thermos ghosts.

why does this ad for the lion king game use the meme chuckle sfx

oh my god the teletubbies ps1 game textured the seams on the necks of the suits

hey kids, buy big macs - do NOT buy reeses pieces

So, Pixar were mega-lying when they said all their planned projects for the 2020s were original, huh?

Looking forward to Elemental the most, the quality of concept art outweighs the burden of "from the director of The Good Dinosaur and Lightyear"; Inside Out 2 has potential to be great but it being the director's debut is not making me confident; Elio really isn't interesting me at this point, sounds to me like it'll just be another cliche liar revealed story.

That new Mickey game looks pretty cool, Rayman Legends vibes

why does literally everyone on this site mispell this character's name

I find it funny how, while most children's fandoms gasp at straws to make their franchise look "dark" so they can be "validated" by more mature fandoms, the Thomas the Tank Engine fandom absolutely loathes the series' generally-accepted reputation as a "nightmare dystopia"

One thing that's been on my mind for a while when it comes to how the internet reacts to celebrity deaths: when Gordon Ramsay or Guy Fieri dies, veganism's reputation is going to be dragged through the mud way harder than the Peta Steve Irwin tweet ever could - no matter how fringe, those celebrations will be screencapped and QRT'd, and it won't just be Peta.

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i did it

i confused dall e

Are Netflix going to force their signature Unnecessary Episodic Show Cliffhangers™ on the new Teletubbies?

"Pat & Stan - The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is the cartoon equivalent to Take on Me by A-ha. A defining cultural moment for the kids of the 00s/teens of the 80s, but unless you live in France/Norway you'd have no clue they made anything other than that.

I think this is the most ominous thing I've ever read on the Vs. Battles wiki.

If I could make any one thing lost media, it'd absolutely be all the info known about Chris-Chan - I don't care if she's a Nazi or diddled her mum, nor do I care that she's neurodivergent and trans - nobody should be chronicled in such an obsessive way, good or bad, victim or perpetrator.

It's weird how the same people who complain about superheroines getting "desexualised" are the same people complaining about She-Hulk twerking.

Chad Fraymakers devs killing "assists disconfirm" before it spreads by making fighters comfirm assists instead.

I think I just wrote an entire odyssey on Otis' chances in NASB

I'll probably write something even longer if we nom Biggie Cheese. I have a lot of thoughts on Biggie Cheese, and a lot of time.

Something that annoys me about TV Tropes is that surely "Archive Panic" and "Keep Circulating the Tapes" should have the opposite names, right?

Meme sources can be sorted into four camps: 1. things from the 2000s or early 2010s that are nostalgic to teens and young adults, 2. things from the 1920s through 50s that nobody is both nostalgic for and has teeth, 3. comically obscure non-English cartoons only known because of Pan Pizza/Mr. Enter/Saberspark/whoever, and 4. major blockbuster movies and TV shows in a way that may or may not be influenced by corporations

Reminder: Flappy Bird is in Indie Pogo

i still cant believe people thought 50 characters was a lowball estimate for nasb's roster size

what the ****.

KiwiFarms is gone!

While I do think Brawl is the worst Smash game, I also think it has some of the best moveset design in the series.

I had a dream where Nintendo made a Mii tactical RPG with permadeath. The "villains" were just tiny defenseless naked mole rats and the conflict started when you accidentally released them from a cage, causing them to dance to dubstep and run off. One of the selling points was that they made a filter to prevent you from making blackface/golliwog Miis.

In that same dream, a new Mario Maker was revealed called "PROJECT X-Y" - it brought back Mystery Mushrooms, but all the Mystery Mushrooms were like triple Mario's size. Before reveal Nintendo built it up as "the biggest Nintendo crossover ever". It only had the SMB1 theme.

There's something weirdly, albeit (obviously) accidentally, unsettling about one of Hugh's specific loss voice lines. Like, it's 3 things that are funny in a vacuum or even if just one element is removed (Hugh Neutron being brainwashed to chicken dance upon loss, Hugh melodramatically screaming after losing a comical bloodless battle, a trap remix of a cartoonish funeral march) but have a completely different vibe when put together. Nowhere near as unsettling as Garnet's old loss in MVS though, though that was probably more on the intentional side.

Him: Meet me at McDonald's?
Barber: Say no more, fam.

I don't know why YouTube recommended this to me but boy does it go hard

Alphabet Lore made me unironically cry.

Yes, I know ironic crying is not a thing but "unironic" is basically the closest thing I have to a "literally" that actually means "literally".

Submissions for our second Western guest have been extended!

One time I told one of my Discord friends about my concept for a Smash adventure mode, and when I mentioned the ending would just be a slightly more excited 4th victory animation instead of a character interaction or unique wish granting he said "that's pretty underwhelming" - I responded by saying that after all the stress and infighting of the previous Smash hype cycles, the best thing a Smash game could possibly be is underwhelming.

WHY IS HE SO MUSCULAR

And before you say "it's Hefty", I looked up the live action Hefty and not only does the model not match, he's also less muscular.