Tankman from Newgrounds

I feel that joining Smashboards is a huge mistake.

I have an Boss idea for KFAD-clone:
Meme Man

Sources:
- Songs associated with 2010's Memes
(Examples: Harlem Shake, Stonks, etc.)

- Songs associated with masculinity or media containing word "Man" in title (Excluding DC):
(Examples: One Punch man, Vectorman, Megaman, He-Man, Little Lion man)

- Songs associated with surreal media:
(Examples: Regular Show, Monty Python, TAWOG)

- Songs associated with Money and Business:
(Examples: The Business - Tiesto, Money Money Money)

I hope you guys liked this idea.

Why Nintendo ruined the new Sports game with addition of new modeled characters?
The new characters look awful and they pass into uncanny valley and Nintendo should bring back Miis into the game instead of making new ugly models.

Darn, I wish I could ban all NFTs around the world.
The world would be 10000x times better if NFTs weren't a thing.

Tankman rants: The Red Ape Family.
Red Ape Family, what? More like The Dead Ape Family.

I really freaking hate this show to be honest, this show sucks! It's uncreative and boring, which when I was watching for first time, I was finding it decent. But when I read the reviews, I started to slowly despise this show. I really hate this show's animation, which it reminds me of bad animated flash videos and the animation looks like if it was made in 2011, not 2021!

Speaking of animation, the mouth animations are so lazy, especially the running scene looks like if it was rotoscoped over footage of real person running, which it proves how the Animators were so lazy.

The main problem in this show is that the Show is based on NFTs, which is the most stupidest idea that humanity ever made. The show even tries to be hip and cool, like they put Squid Game references or they even mention the NFT craze, which is so pointless and dumb.

The voice acting is really boring and bland to hear, which every voice actor is just a crypto bro that sounds like a guy who wants to be very edgy and cool. Speaking of VA, some of voices are poorly voiced, which it makes me cringe.

The backgrounds, look decent, but they are worse comparing to other shows like Nutshack.

The character design is also the worst issue and Chucky is the main victim:

• Chucky looks like if he wanted to cosplay the American Flag.
• Winky looks same, but worse.
• Hunky and Ceasar look nearly the same.
• Humans look like rip-offs of Charlie Chaplin.
• And rest of cast is a one-dimensional NFT and it's really stupid.

The Plot is so confusing and boring, which it tickles me off. I thought they are gonna move out from the Earth, but in episode 1, the monkeys are trying to steal the Memory Stick with NFTs. This plot is poorly written and it sounds like if Guy who watched 2 different movies and tried to mix it to make the plot sense, but he did the opposite of it while writting the plot.

Overall, there are a lot of issues in this show that I don't want to mention, because the show is actually a mess.

You know, everyone hates this show except the Crypto Bros, who are airheads that have lower IQ than average human IQ.
The Red Ape Family sucks and does the High Guardian Spice. The Squid Game is 1000x better.
If you want to read everything bad about this ****** show, then here's the link to see how bad it is:

Top 10 reasons to live with happiness:

My most wanted characters for Mario Kart 9/Mario Kart Crossroads/Nintendo Kart:

• Ashley
• K. Rool
• King Bobomb
• Pauline
• Cappy
• Tiny Kong (Diddy Kong Racing DS)
• Kamek
• Samus
• ExciteBiker (He deserves to be in Mario Kart)
• Olimar
• Captain Falcon
• Fox
• Banjo-Kazooie
• Megaman (Capcom and Nintendo are buddies)

My least wanted characters:

• Sonic (I don't want him to cross contaminate Olympics and Smash, plus he also has already a Racing game crossover, which it could kill it's purpose, since Sonic and SEGA Allstars Racing and it's sequel are SEGA's non-Sonic huge masterpieces and I don't want them to die because of that)
• Goomba (I'm not fan of him, but he would be too weird)
• DK64 Tiny Kong (Her design looks dumb and ugly)
• Stork (A Bird driving the Kart, weird af)
• Duck Hunt Dog (Everyone hated him, because of laughing and hated character don't have chance)

The world would be a better place if Mario was implemented as Guest character in Sonic and SEGA Allstars Racing game.

Thx for the follow, sorry I'm so late lol

Imagine if SmashBoards made a rule, where jokes are not allowed.

So, HWYR to it?

I have a feeling that since every media (Games or movies) releases a new entry of their mainline series, it feels like if it was expanding it's lore.

Who the Heck turned the Servers down?

TFW(that face when) ploopy

I bet that Mario Movie's credits would include Non-Mario characters like Link or Kirby in credits as Cameos.
That would be really cool, since Mario Movie could be also tribute to Nintendo.
I doubt that Sonic won't appear in Credits because Universal Studios probly hates SEGA

Microsoft buying the Activision Blizzard is very bad idea. Imagine Microsoft buying a company with Former Playstation Mascot, but it doesn't make any sense.
How the heck Microsoft now owns the former playstation mascot? This makes no sense and Microsoft should sell Activision Blizzard to make it 3rd Party for everyone again.

Unpopular Opinion:
Adding Sonic into Mario Kart would become a "Laughing Stock" idea due to Sonic having already some Racing games like "Sonic and SEGA Allstars Racing" and even "Mario and Sonic" crossover trope is too overused in Mario and Sonic games.

If people want Sonic in next Mario Kart game, then just put Mario in next Sonic and SEGA Allstars Racing game as form of Counterback towards "Sonic in Nintendo crossover" argument.

I'm useless on Battle of AGES, nobody needs me, even the Speed Weed doesn't care.
I think everyone despises my ideas on that thread and I became useless because of that.

Do you know what I did wrong? Can someone tell me about it?

Heya Tankman! I just wanted to say, happy birthday! I hope it's going really well for you :D

I mentioned earlier about my birthday, so...

Y'all know today is my birthday if you didn't notice earlier.

I have another Character idea for KFAD-Clone:

Mach Rider!

Sources:
- Songs associated with Nintendo's NES Games that are not represented by Fighter in Smash:
(Examples: Mach Rider, ExciteBike, Balloon Fight, Clu Clu Land)

- Songs associated with Bike Riders:
(Examples: Akira, Days Gone, Highway to Hell, Kamen Riders)

- Songs associated with Dystopia/Post-Apocalypse:
(Example: Pink Floyd, Half-Life)

- Songs associated with Future:
(Example: Don't know about those Songs, but I know that song prompt will be there)

Guest characters:

• ExciteBiker
• Kamen Rider
• Gordon Freeman
• George Jetson
• Kaneda

Tommorow's the day...
The day, where I become 15 Year old guy.

Tommorow's my Birthday!

Unpopular Opinion: Concept of Master Hand as a Villain for SSB is kinda lame, because it's a giant generic glove that does some generic gestures as form of attack.
Nintendo Man (Floating Sentient NES Console) could be better equivalent for a SSB villain, since he could represent History of Nintendo itself like Polygon man did Playstation history representation in PSABR.
If I created the concept of Smash, then I could put Nintendo Man as Final Boss of Classic Mode to make the game more "Nintendo"-like.

Nice avatar, is it supposed to be Female version of Deku?

Imagine that Guy as Character for KFAD-Clone (The Dimensional Junction or Mash-up week):

SPACE HARRIER!

Sources:
- Songs taken from SEGA Arcade Games
(Examples: Space Harrier, Fantasy Zone, Afterburner, Daytona USA)

- Songs taken from Rail shooter
(Example: Panzer Dragoon, Star Fox)

- Songs taken from Sci-Fi Media (Also it has relation to Space/Galaxy)
(Example: Final Space, Doctor Who, Rick and Morty, Mass Effect)

My wishlist of 10 Characters for Hypothetical SEGA Smash Clone/Battle of AGES (Speed Weed):
1. Space Harrier
2. Vectorman
3. Gilius Thunderhead
4. AGES the VMU
5. Segeta Sanshiro
6. Hatsune Miku
7. Sega Hard Girls
8. Joe Musashi
9. Centurion
10. Bonanza Bros.

Do you usually like every post in a thread?

Hey, are you thinking that if 3rd Parties in Mario Kart crossroads were just Pacman, Ghosts and Donchan?
Well, I wanna say that we could include Megaman and Ryu in the Crossover.
Honorable mentions to Banjo-Kazooie and Sonic (I better want him in Car rather than him running), who also deserved to be guests in Mario Kart Crossroads.

Media today: "Shooter games are too overrated and repetitive like Call of Duty in today's times".

Meanwhile Platformer games in 90's:
(Monkey looking behind and front of himself)

Why does everyone has J on the Prifile Picture?
Whyyyyyyy?

I hate how people on SmashBoards say stuff like "Stop" to me, it's very annoying and repetitive!
Better say: "Don't do that!" instead of stupid "Stop". It makes me angry and ashamed!

Am I only one who wants South Park rep in Nickelodeon Allstar Brawl?
Because Comedy Central and Nickelodeon are properties owned by Viacom, so I would be cool if South Park rep was in NASB.

Why I can't post a photo on my status?!

Can someone really help me or something? Did my laptop doesn't allow to put photos on SmashBoards?
(I'm serious)

You know, I started to be like Wario3, where he puts PFPs that don't fit for username.
So, I put Nezuko as Profile Picture, because I was lazy to switch into Tankman one.

Genie: You have 3 wishes, but there are 3 rules:

• No wishing for death
• No falling in love
• No bringing back dead people

Me: I wish Sakurai implemented Retro Rep in Base Roster of Smash Ultimate.

Genie: There are 4 rules.

End of Year 2021, just a day away.
Tommorow is our last day of 2021.

I wanna say that year 2021 was little bit better than 2020, but still it was very rough year, especially being on SmashBoards when People ignored me and even when Pamdemic is still ongoing.

I will say that tomorrow we'll gonna celebrate the Last day of 2021.
No matter where we live and what time zone we have, but still we all gonna celebrate last day and first day of New Year,

My New Year resolution that I'm gonna be more social and I hope everyone will stop ignoring in Real Life and on internet.

If I was Directing Smash's Reboot game:
1. I would cut all Playable 3rd Parties and other 3rd Party Properties like Spirts based on them.
2. I would make 3rd Parties as Mii Costumesto make fans little more happy.
3. Bring back wavedashing and shine.
4. Make more Realistic graphics.
5. Implement better mechanics.
6. Cut some 1st Parties like Pichu, Piranha Plant and even some like Jigglypuff.
7. Make Assist Trophies more useful.
8. Bring back collectible Trophies.
9. I would make better Roster:
• Mario
• Luigi
• Donkey Kong
• Diddy and Dixie
• Wario
• Waluigi
• Yoshi
• Link
• Ganondorf
• Samus/ZSS
• Kirby
• Meta Knight
• Fox McCloud
• Krystal
• Pikachu
• Mewtwo
• Lucario
• Greninja
• Marth/Lucina
• Roy/Ike
• Robin
• Ness/Lucas
• Captain Falcon
• Pit/Dark Pit
• Shulk
• Rex and Pyra/Mythra
• Little Mac
• Olimar
• Chibi-Robo
• WFT
• Ring Fit Trainee
• Springman
• Villager
• Isabelle
• Inkling/Octoling
• Akira Howard
• Ice Climbers
• ExciteBiker
• Takamaru
• ROB
• Mii Fighters

Virgin "Celebration of Gaming" Smash vs. Chad "Nintendo Allstars" Smash.

Unpopular Opinion: Electronic Dance Music (EDM) is better than Rock Music and it's variations.