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  • I have an Boss idea for KFAD-clone:
    Meme Man

    Sources:
    - Songs associated with 2010's Memes
    (Examples: Harlem Shake, Stonks, etc.)

    - Songs associated with masculinity or media containing word "Man" in title (Excluding DC):
    (Examples: One Punch man, Vectorman, Megaman, He-Man, Little Lion man)

    - Songs associated with surreal media:
    (Examples: Regular Show, Monty Python, TAWOG)

    - Songs associated with Money and Business:
    (Examples: The Business - Tiesto, Money Money Money)

    I hope you guys liked this idea.
    Why Nintendo ruined the new Sports game with addition of new modeled characters?
    The new characters look awful and they pass into uncanny valley and Nintendo should bring back Miis into the game instead of making new ugly models.
    Darn, I wish I could ban all NFTs around the world.
    The world would be 10000x times better if NFTs weren't a thing.
    Tankman rants: The Red Ape Family.
    Red Ape Family, what? More like The Dead Ape Family.

    I really freaking hate this show to be honest, this show sucks! It's uncreative and boring, which when I was watching for first time, I was finding it decent. But when I read the reviews, I started to slowly despise this show. I really hate this show's animation, which it reminds me of bad animated flash videos and the animation looks like if it was made in 2011, not 2021!

    Speaking of animation, the mouth animations are so lazy, especially the running scene looks like if it was rotoscoped over footage of real person running, which it proves how the Animators were so lazy.

    The main problem in this show is that the Show is based on NFTs, which is the most stupidest idea that humanity ever made. The show even tries to be hip and cool, like they put Squid Game references or they even mention the NFT craze, which is so pointless and dumb.

    The voice acting is really boring and bland to hear, which every voice actor is just a crypto bro that sounds like a guy who wants to be very edgy and cool. Speaking of VA, some of voices are poorly voiced, which it makes me cringe.

    The backgrounds, look decent, but they are worse comparing to other shows like Nutshack.

    The character design is also the worst issue and Chucky is the main victim:
    • Chucky looks like if he wanted to cosplay the American Flag.
    • Winky looks same, but worse.
    • Hunky and Ceasar look nearly the same.
    • Humans look like rip-offs of Charlie Chaplin.
    • And rest of cast is a one-dimensional NFT and it's really stupid.

    The Plot is so confusing and boring, which it tickles me off. I thought they are gonna move out from the Earth, but in episode 1, the monkeys are trying to steal the Memory Stick with NFTs. This plot is poorly written and it sounds like if Guy who watched 2 different movies and tried to mix it to make the plot sense, but he did the opposite of it while writting the plot.

    Overall, there are a lot of issues in this show that I don't want to mention, because the show is actually a mess.

    You know, everyone hates this show except the Crypto Bros, who are airheads that have lower IQ than average human IQ.
    The Red Ape Family sucks and does the High Guardian Spice. The Squid Game is 1000x better.
    End of the Rant
    If you want to read everything bad about this ****** show, then here's the link to see how bad it is:
    Top 10 reasons to live with happiness:
    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)

    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    My most wanted characters for Mario Kart 9/Mario Kart Crossroads/Nintendo Kart:
    • Ashley
    • K. Rool
    • King Bobomb
    • Pauline
    • Cappy
    • Tiny Kong (Diddy Kong Racing DS)
    • Kamek
    • Samus
    • ExciteBiker (He deserves to be in Mario Kart)
    • Olimar
    • Captain Falcon
    • Fox
    • Banjo-Kazooie
    • Megaman (Capcom and Nintendo are buddies)

    My least wanted characters:
    • Sonic (I don't want him to cross contaminate Olympics and Smash, plus he also has already a Racing game crossover, which it could kill it's purpose, since Sonic and SEGA Allstars Racing and it's sequel are SEGA's non-Sonic huge masterpieces and I don't want them to die because of that)
    • Goomba (I'm not fan of him, but he would be too weird)
    • DK64 Tiny Kong (Her design looks dumb and ugly)
    • Stork (A Bird driving the Kart, weird af)
    • Duck Hunt Dog (Everyone hated him, because of laughing and hated character don't have chance)
    Imagine if SmashBoards made a rule, where jokes are not allowed.

    So, HWYR to it?
    I have a feeling that since every media (Games or movies) releases a new entry of their mainline series, it feels like if it was expanding it's lore.
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    Well, that’s because it is. Just by making more movies, you create more characters, show character development, new antagonists, etc…
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Yeah, I know.
    Creating new entries sound like if the creator was a God or something, where you create new characters like you said earlier.
    (I mean, that's because every creator, who created the franchise is like a God of the series)
    Who the Heck turned the Servers down?
    I bet that Mario Movie's credits would include Non-Mario characters like Link or Kirby in credits as Cameos.
    That would be really cool, since Mario Movie could be also tribute to Nintendo.
    I doubt that Sonic won't appear in Credits because Universal Studios probly hates SEGA
    Don't translate Muk Amogus backwards!


    Worst mistake of my Life!
    Microsoft buying the Activision Blizzard is very bad idea. Imagine Microsoft buying a company with Former Playstation Mascot, but it doesn't make any sense.
    How the heck Microsoft now owns the former playstation mascot? This makes no sense and Microsoft should sell Activision Blizzard to make it 3rd Party for everyone again.
    D
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    Personally I don't see an all stars 2 happening anytime soon.

    Sony's focus rn seems to be on big Cinematic single player games.
    Venus of the Desert Bloom
    Venus of the Desert Bloom
    I wouldn’t bet on PSASBR 2 coming anytime soon. Typically, something like that tends to get leaked years prior in some shape or form. The previous leaks for it have expired. I’m not saying there won’t be but I’m not holding my breath for it since Sony seems to be heading to a new direction and seem less interested on bringing the concept back.
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    I mean, Sony could bring it back and repair it, making the Sequel better than first game.
    I doubt that Crash can't join due to being owned now by Microsoft, but it doesn't mean that It won't happen.
    You see, there is a lot of potential to bring it back, plus we have a lot of ideas for newcomers like Astrobot or Rayman as 3rd Party character. We can't lose hope, since imagine if it rose from grave.
    Unpopular Opinion:
    Adding Sonic into Mario Kart would become a "Laughing Stock" idea due to Sonic having already some Racing games like "Sonic and SEGA Allstars Racing" and even "Mario and Sonic" crossover trope is too overused in Mario and Sonic games.

    If people want Sonic in next Mario Kart game, then just put Mario in next Sonic and SEGA Allstars Racing game as form of Counterback towards "Sonic in Nintendo crossover" argument.
    I'm useless on Battle of AGES, nobody needs me, even the Speed Weed doesn't care.
    I think everyone despises my ideas on that thread and I became useless because of that.

    Do you know what I did wrong? Can someone tell me about it?
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    No, because Speed Weed doesn't reacts on my submissions while he is deeply focused on others, completely leaving me like a trash on street.
    Also, people rarely vote on my submission and I always lose at them.

    What I need to do to make my submissions to be accepted at least?
    D
    Deleted member
    Can't speak for another user but voting gets tough. Just because your submission doesn't get a lot votes doesn't mean its bad. I know for a fact you've had winning submissions before.

    Also just a little word of advice, bugging on the thread about people ignoring your submissions might put people off voting. I'm not trying to be mean.
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Yeah, the thing what you said makes completely sense.
    Maybe I'll stop doing that and keep going forward. Not matter how bad my submissions are, thatre is a chance that I won't become a useless guy.
    I have another Character idea for KFAD-Clone:

    Mach Rider!

    Sources:
    - Songs associated with Nintendo's NES Games that are not represented by Fighter in Smash:
    (Examples: Mach Rider, ExciteBike, Balloon Fight, Clu Clu Land)

    - Songs associated with Bike Riders:
    (Examples: Akira, Days Gone, Highway to Hell, Kamen Riders)

    - Songs associated with Dystopia/Post-Apocalypse:
    (Example: Pink Floyd, Half-Life)

    - Songs associated with Future:
    (Example: Don't know about those Songs, but I know that song prompt will be there)


    Guest characters:
    • ExciteBiker
    • Kamen Rider
    • Gordon Freeman
    • George Jetson
    • Kaneda

    Unpopular Opinion: Concept of Master Hand as a Villain for SSB is kinda lame, because it's a giant generic glove that does some generic gestures as form of attack.
    Nintendo Man (Floating Sentient NES Console) could be better equivalent for a SSB villain, since he could represent History of Nintendo itself like Polygon man did Playstation history representation in PSABR.
    If I created the concept of Smash, then I could put Nintendo Man as Final Boss of Classic Mode to make the game more "Nintendo"-like.
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Yeah, makes sense.
    But what if Smash was basically tribute to history of Nintendo?
    So, I came up with Nintendo Man as Boss to make the Smash more like a Tribute to whole Nintendo.
    FazDude
    FazDude
    If we're gonna talk alternate "main villains" for Smash, I'd like to nominate that creepy CGI guy from that one "You cannot beat us" commercial for the NES.

    In all seriousness, though, I'm cool with the hands as our final bosses, and I really can't imagine Smash without them at this point.
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Yeah, he could be also cool alternate Smash Villain, since he could come back as a Boss to revenge on fighters for being ignored after 1987.

    Besides, he could be a Floating CGI Head with Hands like Master Hand and he could act like Polygon Man mixed with Hands.

    Man, having concepts for "Alternate Smash Villain" sounds awesome and creative.
    Imagine that Guy as Character for KFAD-Clone (The Dimensional Junction or Mash-up week):

    SPACE HARRIER!

    Sources:
    - Songs taken from SEGA Arcade Games
    (Examples: Space Harrier, Fantasy Zone, Afterburner, Daytona USA)

    - Songs taken from Rail shooter
    (Example: Panzer Dragoon, Star Fox)

    - Songs taken from Sci-Fi Media (Also it has relation to Space/Galaxy)
    (Example: Final Space, Doctor Who, Rick and Morty, Mass Effect)
    My wishlist of 10 Characters for Hypothetical SEGA Smash Clone/Battle of AGES (Speed Weed):
    1. Space Harrier
    2. Vectorman
    3. Gilius Thunderhead
    4. AGES the VMU
    5. Segeta Sanshiro
    6. Hatsune Miku
    7. Sega Hard Girls
    8. Joe Musashi
    9. Centurion
    10. Bonanza Bros.
    Do you usually like every post in a thread?
    Hey, are you thinking that if 3rd Parties in Mario Kart crossroads were just Pacman, Ghosts and Donchan?
    Well, I wanna say that we could include Megaman and Ryu in the Crossover.
    Honorable mentions to Banjo-Kazooie and Sonic (I better want him in Car rather than him running), who also deserved to be guests in Mario Kart Crossroads.
    Media today: "Shooter games are too overrated and repetitive like Call of Duty in today's times".

    Meanwhile Platformer games in 90's:
    (Monkey looking behind and front of himself)
    Why does everyone has J on the Prifile Picture?
    Whyyyyyyy?
    I hate how people on SmashBoards say stuff like "Stop" to me, it's very annoying and repetitive!
    Better say: "Don't do that!" instead of stupid "Stop". It makes me angry and ashamed!
    Alicorn
    Alicorn
    People say "Stop" because its easier to type. Informal language was made because people like taking shortcuts. You are also online in a casual setting so there is no need to act formal. Unless you are in Serious Discussion. Please don't take things people say on here too seriously if you have a problem inform the mods.
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Okay Alicorn.
    I just said that, because I was annoyed that people said "Stop" or "Please stop" when I did things that People hated. So, I wanted to use better alternative to sound more "Gentle".
    Am I only one who wants South Park rep in Nickelodeon Allstar Brawl?
    Because Comedy Central and Nickelodeon are properties owned by Viacom, so I would be cool if South Park rep was in NASB.
    Genie: You have 3 wishes, but there are 3 rules:
    • No wishing for death
    • No falling in love
    • No bringing back dead people

    Me: I wish Sakurai implemented Retro Rep in Base Roster of Smash Ultimate.

    Genie: There are 4 rules.
    End of Year 2021, just a day away.
    Tommorow is our last day of 2021.

    I wanna say that year 2021 was little bit better than 2020, but still it was very rough year, especially being on SmashBoards when People ignored me and even when Pamdemic is still ongoing.

    I will say that tomorrow we'll gonna celebrate the Last day of 2021.
    No matter where we live and what time zone we have, but still we all gonna celebrate last day and first day of New Year,

    My New Year resolution that I'm gonna be more social and I hope everyone will stop ignoring in Real Life and on internet.
    If I was Directing Smash's Reboot game:
    1. I would cut all Playable 3rd Parties and other 3rd Party Properties like Spirts based on them.
    2. I would make 3rd Parties as Mii Costumesto make fans little more happy.
    3. Bring back wavedashing and shine.
    4. Make more Realistic graphics.
    5. Implement better mechanics.
    6. Cut some 1st Parties like Pichu, Piranha Plant and even some like Jigglypuff.
    7. Make Assist Trophies more useful.
    8. Bring back collectible Trophies.
    9. I would make better Roster:
    • Mario
    • Luigi
    • Donkey Kong
    • Diddy and Dixie
    • Wario
    • Waluigi
    • Yoshi
    • Link
    • Ganondorf
    • Samus/ZSS
    • Kirby
    • Meta Knight
    • Fox McCloud
    • Krystal
    • Pikachu
    • Mewtwo
    • Lucario
    • Greninja
    • Marth/Lucina
    • Roy/Ike
    • Robin
    • Ness/Lucas
    • Captain Falcon
    • Pit/Dark Pit
    • Shulk
    • Rex and Pyra/Mythra
    • Little Mac
    • Olimar
    • Chibi-Robo
    • WFT
    • Ring Fit Trainee
    • Springman
    • Villager
    • Isabelle
    • Inkling/Octoling
    • Akira Howard
    • Ice Climbers
    • ExciteBiker
    • Takamaru
    • ROB
    • Mii Fighters
    Unpopular Opinion: Electronic Dance Music (EDM) is better than Rock Music and it's variations.
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    Personally, I think it depends on what you're looking at. Rock and EDM alike can be represented in various different ways. For instance - I have a love for punk rock, but thrash metal isn't so cool to me. Likewise, EDM genres could include anything from chill French House beats, all the way up to horrifically mind-numbing ultratone breakbeats.
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Yeah, your Opinion makes sense.
    Some of Rock variations are not bad, but some of them are Good.
    EDM has the same ways like Rock has.
    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
    I WISH Y'ALL ALL GOOD THINGS!
    Love is more important present than a wrapped gift!
    Everyone should share some love to anyone, to your family, to your friends, to your relatives, to your neighbors and to whole world.
    No matter how evil or good you are, you always deserve some love!

    Merry Christmas, Everyone.
    - Tankman, 24th of December, 2021
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