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My school-issued chromebook fighting for dear life:

Say, can I PM you this level idea of mine?

Venus of the Desert Bloom said:

Job #170: Put Tutus on the Cast

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This is a real actual Smash Infinite job, everyone.

I wonder if Waluigi's going to have a celebrity voice in the Mario Movie or if he will just be a Charles Martinet cameo.

Nothing says Monkey's Paw more that Genesis and N64 games on Switch costing extra to already existing members of the already crappy service.

I need more Mario Movie memes

If there’s one bright side to the Mario movie, it’s that this will probably be the most original take we’ve seen with the characters since the mid 2000’s. Might have to bite my tongue depending on how much freedom Ubisoft is given with Mario and Rabbids 2.

Well, I got what I wanted-a 3D Kirby game! Though I don’t exactly have high hopes-I was expecting something more similar to Crash Bandicoot or Segasonic The Hedgehog, but it seems way more open than either of those games. I really hope the simple yet deceptively challenging aspect of Kirby is kept intact despite the dimensional shift.

I’m not a huge Splatoon fan but the way they advertise the game during directs like it’s an ongoing research project is pretty cool.

Chris Pratt as Mario, who “will be talking a lot during the movie”

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Yeah this film isn’t gonna be good is it

Feeling motivated. Gonna beat Mega Man 4 this weekend.

Did I do something wrong to you? I am sorry if I did.

So…
When do the pink names go away, anyways?

Making a nearly ten thousand word imaginary moveset for a one-off meme legend of a Zelda character has been simultaneously the worst and best choice of my nearly nonexistent writing career.

I'm buying monster hunter rise now

I just learned that lycanroc exists and awww

What a good pupper

Say what you will of the Meta/Colors era of Sonic, but it's easily brought us the best non-game content in the franchise.

This is where I watched my parents die, Parappa.

Man, it's gonna be a tough choice between Nick: All-Star Brawl and Rivals Definitive Edition. I'll probably go with the latter for now, and won't pick up the former until I get Paramount+ and can actually watch all those old Nicktoons.

"Why would a sun have to wear sunglasses?" is the dumbest 'wow i'm questioning a pop culture thing we take for granted' question, right next to "Why is goofy anthropomorphic but pluto is an actual dog?" Answer is simple-you know the sun is a star, right? You know that there are other stars that exist, right? So if we're to assume the sun is a sentient being with the same general eyesight as a human, then yes, it would need sunglasses to protect its vision against the other stars that exist in our solar system.

SSBB has the best soundtrack in the series I feel.

Currently waiting on an email from my assistant principal. If all goes well, the Super Smash Club should be ready to roll at my school!

Unrelated, but I haven't talked about it yet so. The new Silver art from Sonic Channel is goregous. Wow. I really, really hope we can get a Silver game one day. That would be the dream fellas.

This isn’t a meme and this isn’t a meta profile post joke, I genuinely love and care about all of my fellow profile posters, you guys are super supportive and also some of my favorite people to talk to, even if your takes are really terrible sometimes.

The chad Big's Big World:

Literally just came out? 0$.
Made by one dude who just wants to show his appreciation for a thing without monetary gain
Play as Big (fun, cool, has personality)
Has fishing
You only have one weapon, never breaks, you can also upgrade it to be more powerful
Umbrella is available at the start of the game
Emeralds are overpowered and fun
Goal: Froggy literally just spawned in one body of water in this huge open world with hundreds of bodies of water. Good luck lmao

The virgin Breath of the Wild:

4 years old? 60$.
Made by a corporation who just wants to take your money and use it to continue to not meaningfully update ACNH
Play as Link (boring, lame, no personality)
No fishing
Too many weapons, always break, can't upgrade them at all
Can't get the hanglider until beating the hour-long tutorial
Divine Beast powers are underpowered and unfun
Goal: Okay so go talk to this old lady, then go talk to this other old lady, then talk to a bunch of other people so you can beat these 4 dungeons so you can fight 4 easy-ass bosses so that the final boss' health isn't as much so you can save the magic princess lady

This trend is gonna seem really odd in a few weeks/months when we have different pfps

Wario Wario Wario uhhh…that thing

I liked Rise of the Wisps. Not incredible or anything, but it felt like a really fun episode of a Sonic TV show for kids. Wish they did more with Metal absorbing the Wisps though.

Alrighty fellas. Hopes/predictions on the new Monkey Ball character?

Definitely gonna be Sega, I'm thinking possibly Ryo since he's also been featured in recent Sega merch. Though I suppose Miku is also a possibility since Sega has her game license, and it would certianly tie into the "you won't believe" tease. I'll be rooting for Ristar myself as he fits into the Monkey Ball style nicely. Alex Kidd also seems very likely.

You get 45 points-decide what's included in Sonic Origins.
I might write my list sometime tomorrow.

According to multiverse theory, there exists a universe in which Super Smash Bros Infinite is a real thing, which also means that in said universe:

• A 2D Zelda fighting game made by the talented creators of Guilty Gear XX Accent Core R+ exists, in which you can make Uncle Rupee fight Alfonzo while riding Epona
• Barack Obama has a promotional crossover with Kermit The Frog to promote Super Smash Bros. Infinite, and says in the ad, "Winning that match was harder than winning the 2008 election!"
• Mario can now fight Leon S. Kennedy
• Alpharad's Hard DK amiibo will be sparring against DeepLeffen (or, if the mods have their way in this universe, normal Leffen) in the Infinitational tournament
• There is a Twitter stage and a Jack Dorsey Mii Costume in Smash Bros
• A bad sequel to Game and Wario exists
• Witchcart from Tails' Sky Patrol is denied for a spirit, but Sir Lamorak from Sonic and the Black Knight is accepted

Not to get political or anything, but Sonic Adventure is the true Sonic 4 and nothing will change my mind on that, fight me.

Hey, you're finally awake! Not to get political or anything, but that plant hit your crappy laptop with Guilty Gear XX Ancient Core R+ pretty badly, huh? Obama prism? Yoshi Nerf Thread? Sora won't be in Smash? Those things make no sense, even according to multiverse theory! Come on, let's go hang out with Scrimblo Bimblo and Switch Pro Badger this fursday!

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Smash speculators on the way to say that the next character will be a bottle of Coke Zero after the Harada interview

I understand having issues with her design, but you can't deny that it was a really smart move for Sonic Team to include a petty jewel thief in a series that revolves around sacred emeralds with mystical powers that can be used for both good and evil.

What people think Shovel Knight fans want:

What Shovel Knight fans actually want: