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And I thought the Multiversus RTC thread couldn't get any crazier

I unfortunately had to have my cat Gambit put down tonight. He was 14. My mom found him in a box when he was about nine weeks old, and we've done our best to give him a good life since then.

I actually find this gradient extremely appealing

Got spoiled on Legacy again in the middle of rehearsal. wow so hilarious

I do not understand why people find spoiling Hogwarts Legacy humorous

This picutre of Mario is literally the most gangster ass **** like holy hell it's so badass

I hate when you look up the person who is in the Google Doodle of the day and half of the results are about said Google Doodle

No one has done this yet AFAIK, so once I feel okay about my homework, I'm gonna catalogue every character that has (officially) done the Sonic Adventure pose.

gonna have a new Silver pfp soon, I'm really excited about this one guys

I’ll stick to my previous strategy of viewing the profile posts during the Direct and interpreting their meanings - was way more fun when I did that last time than any live Direct I’ve watched.

Imagine being in science class pre-1668 and your teacher says "okay go home and leave out an apple so flies come out of it and then bring it back for a grade" and then you decide to put the apple in an airtight jar so that no other factors affect it and then it never gets flies and then everyone else who didn't think of the jar thing has perfect grades and you get a zero

I had a dream last night where someone told me that in the new Piss in Boots that Death is actually the Big Bad Wolf from Shrek in disguise. I'm 95% sure that isn't true IRL, but I got so upset in the dream, like I genuinely wanted to beat the person up.

The Grammys nominees for VGM this year are way too heavily biased towards games with orchestra-heavy soundtracks. I hope they can diversify the selection in the years to come.

On that note, there's this weird, somewhat concerning trend I'm noticing of people thinking that videogames started as dumb, pixelated pastimes, and have eveolved to being exclusively huge, heartwrenching, story-driven masterpieces or something.

SmashBoards user: Man, I had this really weird dream where Wario Wario Wario posted this one thing

Wario Wario Wario:

YouTube is exclusively reccomending me Family Guy Funny Moments and year-old platform fighter news updates right now.

Peak content.

ok i don't want this to affect today's Pokemon round whatsoever, but I got bored so here's who I would submit for today's job if I could

Just learned about Mega Man X Innocent Impulse and I think it's automatically the best Mega Man fangame because it has a statue honoring Green Biker Dude

Based purely on personal enjoyment. If mods included, Frontiers would be A, Mania would be S, and Gens would be SS.

Also I should stress that some I have not played in a very long time (Black Knight) but have extremely fond memories of, while others I have only played a bit of and got bored (Rush, CD, 1 8-bit). I may take the time to explain my unconditional love of Shadow The Hedgehog one day.

Long Jump isn't gonna win the current EAC vote but in an alternate reality, Mario 64 could've had a BLJ variation of it for his Back Special

I wonder if I could get an AI to run a creation thread.

I'm about three hours in with Fraymakers. Playing a lot of Octodad, learning Video, and I'll get to the other two eventually. My favorite assist so far is Niko, and tbh Peppino isn't really my style gameplay-wise, but it's so unfathomably based that he has an Anton skin. It's a great game that I'll probably spend a ton of time with. Hoping the next update adds a fleshed-out training mode.

Honestly I think the only way that Mario "Power-Up" moveset would work - as much as I'd dislike this - would be giving each form an extremely limited moveset, or rather only affecting Mario in passive ways. Like, the Propeller Mushroom would lower his gravity, fall speed, and weight, but increase jump height and airspeed while keeping his OG moveset - whereas the Spring Mushroom would just take his existing moveset and give him a jump, a more powerful charged jump, and silly aerials (although if you jump on someone above the blast zone it's basically an instakill spike).

This still wouldn't work though because Mini Mario would be the literal undisputed best character in the game

Bought Fraymakers tonight, gonna play it tomorrow after I finish my homework so I actually have an incentive to get it done.

what if he left it all in two pieces

I do pretty well socially on SmashBoards and IRL, whereas I manage to kill every Discord conversation I jump into. Kind of the opposite of how I was two and a half years ago, come to think of it.

I'm changing my signature, I don't know to what yet though. Currently accepting suggestions.

If God wanted to keep me from crossdressing then He shouldn't have made lipstick in such awesome colors

goes so hard

Off brand Oreos >>>> Oreos

TIL that Ness mains have been spreading propaganda since Ultimate came out. They say you can’t SDI out of PK Fire (wiggle your stick in a certain direction to escape a multihit) when in fact you can. I’ve known you can SDI PK Fire for forever but apparently a large portion of competitive players don’t know because that’s the matchup advice that a-hole Ness mains gave out.

that’s actually insane

I'm still catching up on IDW Sonic, but I've seen what they've done so far with Scrap Mecha Sonic and I am VERY excited for that arc.

This, Frontiers, and the recently uncovered Sonic in Fighting Vipers makes me really excited to dive back into the IP crossover roster thread and spruce up Sonic Smash a bit.

Doing a character for every Genesis game I own.

THE ICEBERG ABOUT ON-SET INJURIES/DEATHS IN THE FILM INDUSTRY USES SONIC CD US BOSS MUSIC

WHY DO ALL OF THE ICEBERGS HAVE SONIC MUSIC

Why is there Sky Sanctuary music in the background of the disturbing advertisements iceberg video

Since Mr. Tinker’s name was taken from the Sonic IDW comics, I figure that in the alt universe thread, his modern design (if he ever gets one) would be based on said comics.

Me: I am not going to laugh during the very serious school presentation

My brain randomly deciding to remember the visual gag in Bad Guys (2022) where Snake opens his mouth like a wine glass and his tongue straightens out like a straw so that the police chief doesn't notice him:

In the next Sonic game, they should just make him red for no reason. It's in the prerelease and everything, there's no lore reason for it or anything, and when Iizuka is asked about Sonic's new look, he simply states, "Yes, we thought that creating a Sonic game where Sonic was a different color might be interesting...so we wanted to do that. I really like red, personally, and a lot of our team does as well." Game comes out, and whether its bad or good or mediocre, people cannot stop talking about how Sonic is red. There's a mod that changes Sonic's fur back to blue within 17 minutes of the game's release. 20 years from the game's release, when Sonic fans do retrospectives, they're like "the one where he's red or something" and then talk about it. A Sonic fan makes a three-and-a-half-hour-long video titled "Why Red Sonic Will Always Be Special To Me." The next Sonic game to release after the one where he's red, he'll be back to blue, and there will be parades in the streets, the live chat in the E3 livestream is praising the hedgehog like he's Jesus Christ walking down the streets of Jerusalem, Mega Man Twitter makes a post that says "Congrats, Sonic! Blue was always your color." A generation of young and inexperienced Sonic fans are weirded out and wondering why he keeps changing the color of his fur in every other game. SegaSonic Bros fans are popping off, wondering when Yellow Sonic's turn to shine will be. Yuji Naka gets released from prison and his first act upon returning to the outside world is going on Twitter to post "why is he red".

Super Mario World hint block test activates my fight-or-flight response

This was my first exposure to Ultrakill music