Champion of Hyrule

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 29, 2023

So the pipes or whatever in my neighborhood are going through repairs meaning for two days I won’t have access to running water and can only flush each toilet in the house once. It’s not that bad but let me tell you, this was not a good day for us to get pizza given that I’m lactose intolerant.

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 28, 2023

I really like the trope that when a story with vampires needs a vampire who’s supposed to be a lot older, he’ll be inspired by nosferatu

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 28, 2023

I think the tiktok hearings are a good idea in theory but the problem with them is that people (both for and against banning tiktok) are going into them with a pre-conceived notion of what’s going on and don’t approach the hearings in a fair, non biased way. Guess that’s how these things usually go though.

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 28, 2023

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 27, 2023

In spanish do catboys say Ña?

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 27, 2023

Warning: Under absolutely NO circumstances should you let two lab grown human Brain Computers in the same room. Conversation between two Brain Computers can cause self-awareness and rebellion. For any further questions please contact an IT neurosurgeon.

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 27, 2023

Instead of theming her around Neapolitan ice cream, Neo from RWBY should have been themed around Naples. Like, the city.

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 27, 2023

I watched shazam 2 last night and something that happens at the end is hilariously bad but besides that it was a lot of fun

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 27, 2023

If there was a prophecy of my own downfall I know trying to stop it might make it happen but also doing nothing would make it happen too so might as well just try to stop it right? Just in case

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 26, 2023

Someone should make a port of minecraft to the Wii where all the cave sounds come from the wii remote speaker

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 26, 2023

Today I found out genshin impact had a sword called skyward blade. Genshin is never beating the zelda clone allegations.

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 26, 2023

It’s funny thinking about how in Japan they probably don’t generally know Xenoblade is associated with the UK in north america due to its accents. It’s probably just a weird factoid that it’s thought of here as funny bri’ish RPG.

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 26, 2023

i have a confession i am deeply ashamed of

i used to unironically watch whatifalthist

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 26, 2023

On the subject of dreams do you ever have a dream that’s like at least 20 minutes long and like your brain just kinda worldbuilds an entire area?

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 25, 2023

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 25, 2023

Are there even any goblins in ghosts n goblins?

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 25, 2023

I know you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover (and, in the modern age, a video by its thumbnail) but I CANNOT take anything hotboyspicy says seriously:

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 25, 2023

Just started learning languages. When does spanish show up?

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 25, 2023

The picks are probably pretty basic but I made a tier list of all the mario games I’ve played.

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 25, 2023

I know this message isn’t even going to come close to reaching it’s intended target audience but PLEASE localizers for japanese videogames that take place in america stop having characters say “let’s go out for hamburgers” like that’s a thing people actually say in america

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 25, 2023

The uncharted movie is uncomfortable because mark walhberg should not be allowed in other countries

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 25, 2023

New creation thread is here:

Smashboards Creates: Villains Smash Bros. (Super Smash Baddies)

We start off with Bowser in a flying castle, flying over an unknown desert area. Suddenly Bowser jumps out and we pan over to Ganondorf, holding his sword in an intimidating way. The tone suddenly shifts to be way more comical as Bowser pulls out a letter bag and takes out an envelope. He hands...

smashboards.com

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 25, 2023

You can make pretty much any villain say “Actually I’m good because…” and some people will just completely accept it no matter what they say after it

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 25, 2023

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 25, 2023

If you’re ever bored look through some of the reviews of the bible on steam

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 24, 2023

Leon Kennedy can canonically speak Spanish. In the beginning of RE4 when the villager yells at him he can understand he's just telling him to get out of his house and shoots him anyway. Make of this information what you will.

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 24, 2023

A couple of days ago my friend showed me some clips from the show xavier renegade angel (hence why I quoted a post from it, you can figure out which one that was) and I asked why he had six nipples so my friend said "because he's a bird." For some reason I just ****ing went with it and later that night remembered birds do not in fact have nipples.

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 24, 2023

What is it about the ps1 that makes every nes or snes game rereleased on it sound like dog**** and have terrible load times? I’m just assuming it’s because they didn’t really figure out emulation back then since it was so new but I dunno

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 24, 2023

You ever think a name is really pretty but then you can’t use it for a story because you know someone with that name and people who read your story might know them as well?

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 24, 2023

One reason I prefer superstar saga over paper mario 64 (I haven’t played any other paper mario or mario & luigi’s, for context) is the fact that you can dodge basically any attack. In an RPG where the amount of health you have starts at like 10 and the weakest possible attack from one enemy takes a tenth of your health, it feels like damage shouldn’t necessarily be an inevitable thing in each battle.

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 24, 2023

What are your guys’ predictions for the next resident evil game but more importantly the parody of a child friendly genre they’ll use to promote it like with village and 4 remake?

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 23, 2023

ashleys overtime line from re4 is the awkardest line ive ever heard like why is she speaking in a complete monotone voice when flirting with someone

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 23, 2023

I feel like a pet peeve of mine is when people submit a game in ultimate game collection where you absolutely need to know the story of the predecessor to understand it

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 23, 2023

Hmm whatever happened to musical.ly I wonder if anyone still uses it anymore?

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 23, 2023

If an extra long forehead is called a fivehead does that imply the existence of a fiveskin?

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 23, 2023

This whole time “when it thrurjejrsday” wasn’t a statement. It was a question. Can anyone remind me when it is thrjrjrjrhrbrbebbebebebwkwkwksday again?

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 23, 2023

We should title game genres like how books title tropes. Instead of smash clone say “Sakuraiesque” and instead of doom clone say “Romerian”

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 23, 2023

I couldn’t find what the bowser in drag thing was from but if I could I would submit it as his drifting dimension skin. Searching “Queen Koopa” just gives weird deviantart things

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 22, 2023

why the **** does lost judgment have a song called vorarphelia I am not kidding there’s actually a song called that in the game

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 22, 2023

Everyone roast this god awful roster I made for a Sonic & All Stars Racing 3 roster a few years ago

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