Champion of Hyrule

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 18, 2023

what smash fans would call each series main character if they weren’t in smash

Spoiler

The Mario Plumber
The Donkey Kong Gorilla
The Legend of Zelda Elf
The Metroid Robot
The Yoshi Dinosaur
The Kirby Blob
The Starfox Fox
The Pokemon Boy
The Earthbound Kid
The F-Zero Superhero
The Ice Climber Kids
The Fire Emblem Knight
The Game & Watch Thing
The Kid Icarus Angel
The Wario Biker
The Metal Gear Solid Soldier
The Sonic Hedgehog
The Pikmin Explorer
The R.O.B. Robot
The Animal Crossing Boy
The Mega Man Robot
The Wii Fit Trainer
The Punch-Out Boxer
The Pac-Man Guy
The Duck Hunt Dog
The Street Fighter Fighter
The Final Fantasy Soldier
The Bayonetta Lesbian
The Splatoon Girl
The Castlevania Knight
The Persona Guy
The Dragon Quest Guy
Banjo & Kazooie From The 1998 Nintendo Sixty Four Video Game Banjo-Kazooie, Developed By Rare and Published By Nintendo, Now Owned By Xbox Game Studios (The Bear Is Banjo And Kazooie Is The Bird), The Protagonists Of The Banjo-Kazooie Franchise
The Fatal Fury Fighter
The Arms Ramen Seller
The Minecraft Guy
The Tekken Fighter
The Kingdom Hearts Boy



… Is the joke dead yet?

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 18, 2023

I remember when 3D All-Stars came out my joycons were drifting so I played Sunshine with a GameCube controller (the intended control scheme) but they did some bull**** with the controls and I couldn’t ground pound or something and had to use drifting controls for one moment whenever I needed to ground point. Great experience Nintendo.

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 18, 2023

90% of Twitter is someone saying “Oh [latest disaster] is happening? Hmmm suspicious how this is going on there” alongside a video of people looking happy that’s actually happening in a completely different place

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 18, 2023

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 18, 2023

Keep on wanting to make a platform fighter roster just for characters I’m biased towards or want to return in something in general but the problem is I inevitably end up forgetting a bunch of characters I really want since that’s such a broad topic

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 17, 2023

This song is so funny to me because the lyrics are nonsensical and very clearly written by someone who doesn’t speak English as a first language but was sung by someone who speaks it quite clearly. Oh also Ian Gillan of all people sings it. That’s a song written by Hironobu Sakaguchi and composed by Nobuo Uematsu that Ian Gillan sings.

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 17, 2023

Good news, the pope has now declared it legal to use Smashboards on the sabbath you all are no longer sinners anymore

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 17, 2023

I find it funny that howls moving castle didn't have an anti-war message in the original book. It explains how it feels really forced in the movie.

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 17, 2023

why is it so hard to figure out if a video game listing on amazon or ebay is a physical copy or not

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 16, 2023

I hope they add all genshin impact regions soon so that they don’t update it anymore and I don’t have to hear about it anymore

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 16, 2023

I kinda want to see the universe where Camelot never worked on Mario. Like what would the main cast look like without Waluigi and presumably without Daisy?

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 16, 2023

I get that it’s Newgrounds and it’s by a literal porn artist but I watched punch punch forever and I think it would have been better if it was actually for kids. The blood and swearing just felt out of place in a way that just felt lazy rather than deliberately a tone shift for comedic sake.

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 16, 2023

I have been guilty of this but one of my pet peeves is when people think “protagonist” means the main character of something when it really means a main character

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 15, 2023

thought this was real for a solid 5 seconds

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 15, 2023

Assassins Creed fans: they should totally remake assassins creed 1!

also Assassins Creed fans: Noooo!! The setting of the new game is too similar to the first Assassin’s Creed! The setting has to be completely original!

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 14, 2023

Me when I get my first legal case and my client is Kevin Perjurer

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 14, 2023

In a pure COGH smash roster I think Dan as the only Street Fighter rep could be nice. He would represent the rivalry between Capcom and SNK and the headhunting that happened between them and, by extension, console/hardware wars besides just Nintendo and Sega as well. If it’s a limited roster that doesn’t have room for SNK he can have references to them too.

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 14, 2023

I like how everything in fist of the north star is a desert just because mad max did it. It makes sense when it takes place in Australia but when a nuclear war makes all of Japan inexplicably a desert now not as much.

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 14, 2023

Watched Oppenheimer and my friend took out his camera in the cinema and took a picture of Florence pugh’s boobs. Never taking him to a movie ever again.

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 13, 2023

Finally decided to play the street fighter 6 world tour mode

oh no it bad

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 13, 2023

My parents music tastes are so random. My dad listens to either 1940s jazz music, bob marley or katy perry and my mom mostly listens to rap, 80s pop songs and also king gizard and the lizard wizard

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 12, 2023

People really make fun of the internet for letting Fred become such a big hit as if people wouldn’t have found him hilarious even today.

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 12, 2023

I remember seeing AI generated pictures re-imagining breaking bad as a yakuza drama taking place in Japan. My headcanon is that in this universe Saul Goodman still named himself Saul Goodman while everyone else naturally has Japanese names

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 12, 2023

I stayed up all night to catch an early flight and I found an Instagram account that recaps news stories but as the news reporter from spongebob. I don’t think I can properly communicate what it’s like to find out from a spongebob character at 4 AM that there’s the looming threat of a war that might engulf all of west Africa

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 12, 2023

Just entered the wokest bathroom ever!!! First off there weren’t any urinals in it. How am I supposed to piss strong and hard and loud in front of everyone to show off my masculinity if there aren’t any urinals in a bathroom? I bet liberals are just jealous they can’t pee that hard!!! Then I noticed a machine selling tampons. Normally I would be fine with the free market but then I looked it up and that’s a thing for women!!! Are men now supposed to go and buy things for their wives? Women are supposed to be the ones shopping (except they can’t be independent so they have to tell their husbands everything they buy). I also noticed everyone seemed really feminine. I was surrounded by f*mboys!! I can’t believe democrats took over our bathrooms! I even saw a picture of a man in a dress outside the bathroom can you believe it???

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 12, 2023

Had to buy 4 chargers over the course of one vacation

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 12, 2023

for the record if you make a microsoft platform fighter you have to include windows in it. Otherwise it’s an xbox game studios platform fighter.

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 12, 2023

Sometimes I wonder how many people secretly looked at my phone over my shoulder and saw me typing smashboards hot takes

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 11, 2023

I made a joke about Italy being fascist now (which it most certainly is) and like im not surprised that elon musk apparently talked to the PM of Italy

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 11, 2023

Happy garten of banban 4 release day

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 11, 2023

I think the uk should do one last invasion so they invade Greece. That way they gave both the isle of man and the isle of lesbos

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 11, 2023

9 years ago: omg sonic should have had a bigger role in wreck it ralph!!!!

now: THANK THE LORD IN HEAVEN ABOVE SONIC DID NOT HAVE A BIGGER ROLE IN WRECK IT RALPH

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 10, 2023

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 10, 2023

I NEED METAL SLUG TACTICS TO ACTUALLY EXIST I NEED METAL SLUG TACTICS TO ACTUALLY EXIST I NEED

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 9, 2023

What would it called if the UK re-joins the european union? Breturn?

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 9, 2023

Like A Dragon Gaiden apparently being a smaller scale game actually makes it more exciting to me

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 9, 2023

The criticism that fire emblem doesn’t have deep villains or that they’re evil for evils sake is true for a lot of the games but also the people saying this have NOT played the snes games like damn

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 9, 2023

One of the funniest things about Elon’s X hyperfixation is that he was trying to name paypal to X before the Xbox even existed

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 8, 2023

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  Champion of Hyrule

• Aug 8, 2023

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