Champion of Hyrule

Don’t forget how big of a deal it is that freakin’ banjo kazooie and ridley made it in

So I just paused the game right as Steve was blinking... That was not a good idea, it was very disturbing

Hah... Steve’s not broken! Take that haters!

You know what’s annoying? Trying to figure out when a Smash update is released when you live somewhere without Daylight Savings time

Today I a went on Instagram in class not knowing my phone was at full volume and the first thing was a Kingdom Hearts cutscene. Out of all the games in the entire world it just HAD to be Kingdom Hearts...

Well, could have been worse I guess, but still...

The trick to making a good Smash moveset is knowing how to perfectly blend how the character would fight and how they fought

Honestly, the only thing I would change about Ness’s move set is making his PSI in any attacks besides his special attacks look more like actually they do in Earthbound

If you think about it, Ness and Yoshi are actually somewhat gimmicky characters with their recoveries. Obviously not as gimmicky as modern characters, but I still think it counts

I had a dream Don Cheadle died... I have weird dreams... They’re only weird because they’re not weird and that’s pretty weird

People have been complaining about Nintendo spoiling details about Age of Calamity... What have they been spoiling? I don’t see anything that isn’t usually shown when a game is announced. They’ve just been giving us info a bit more fast than usual because it what’s a a a short release date

In Smash Ultimate, I can finally rest with monsters nearby

Stickerbrush Symphony is an overrated song and I am going to hell for this opinion

Remember when people were certain Min Min would be broken? She definitely was not broken in the game

Genshin impact is litteraly #1 in the adventure category on the App Store. Controversy is a powerful thing

It’s weird how the Contra Anniversary Collection has the arcade versions of each game but Castlevania Anniversary Collection dosent have Haunted Castle or Vampire Killer

In a lot of retro trilogies the first game is the classic, the second game is the “black sheep” and the third game is often considered the best one. Look at Mario it Castlevania
And then maybe a fourth game later on but that’s besides the point

One exception to this is Sonic, except not for me... Because of this, and because of the fact that I kinda don’t like the first Sonic game... I often consider Sonic 2 to be Sonic 1, and Sonic CD to be Sonic 2... That way it actually goes with the “Retro trilogy” rule

I probably wouldnt have cared much about the NatDex controversy in hindsight if Sword and Shield was actually fun in my opinion

“Ultimate is the worst Smash game in terms of balancing!”

Okay so uh... have you even heard of Brawl?

Wow.... just ran into someone online who unironically wants people who make Among Us or Clone High memes to kill themself... god the internet is so frustrating

September 30th Vs. October 1st

There are probably thousands of people thinking “Oh hey that BotW knock off game of on mobile and it’s free? might as well get it” and then Genshin Impact became a surprisingly successful game... Ah who am I kidding, everybody knew it was gonna get a lot of downloads since the controversy

You need to start asking yourself the questions that matter. Like, why do Mario and Luigi say “We’re the Mario brothers! We’re not like the others who get all the fame!” in the opening of the Super Mario Bros Super Show and yet in the live action segments they have a reputation as the best plumbers in Brooklyn in and are frequently visited by celebrities

If I went back in time, I would show someone in the past that Minecraft Zombie is in Smash but don’t specify its an alt of Steve

I keep up with Mat Pat’s videos ironically. If you have nostalgia with the channel but haven’t been a watching as much lately, I’d have to recommend watching his Among Us videos (if you are interested in among us) because they’re actually pretty interesting

There are probably thousands of kids whose parents don’t know how send in joycons to fix joycon drift and have essentially wasted 380 dollars for their kids. If I was a parent who didn’t know much about gaming but and that happened to me... I would never buy anything from Nintendo ever again. Nintendo is losing their name quick

Every block in Tetris is made up of exactly four smaller blocks, that’s why it’s called Tetris. Tetris means four.
So Puyo Puyo should be Duoris

Apparently not long after Sega teased Sonic Adventure 3, they also talked about the possibility of making a Dreamcast Mini... umm... yes, please. I would get so hyped for that and absolutely buy it.

Game Theory has a video that suggests there was cut content related to a Frozen level, where Elsa turns evil and attacks the main characters, like how Elsa was planned to be evil in the first Frozen movie

And for some reason the thumbnail says “Too hot for Disney!”
now that’s clickbait if I’ve ever seen clickbait

I’ve had a weird start with Crash Bandicoot and Sonic: Crash of the Titans and Sonic and the Black Knight... definitely an interesting place to start

It’s 100% okay to have differences in the characters you want in Smash and characters you think are gonna get in

Boy have I got a hot take for y’all today:
The way people are comparing N. Sane Trilogy with 3D All Stars is pretty flawed and unfair

(I know someone recently made a post comparing the two and this rant isn’t meant to be attacking that person)

So... Yeah it’s pretty dumb what was missing from 3D All Stars. The lack of Galaxy 2 and 64 DS makes no sense, especially because Nintendo clearly has no plans to rerelease them somewhere else. There’s literally no benefit to keeping them from people, from a business stand point.

But still, N. Sane Trilogy is not miles ahead 3D All Stars. People say it is for two reasons:

• The price ($40 instead of $60)
• The games are remastered

Well... the price is a bit understandable to be honest: N. Sane Trilogy has a lot less content than 3D All Stars. It takes only like 5 hours to beat each Crash game, but the Mario games have much more content. It has over double the amount of content as the Crash collection! And remember The crash worlds are not open like Mario’s. They’re still fun, but not open, and not as immersive.

N. Sane Trilogy also has things that aren’t in the game for no good reason. Why isn’t the original version of each game playable? Why dosen’t it have any sort of gallery or soundtrack player?

And then there’s the “remastered” part... Yeah remastered is honestly just a buzzword here. They’re the same games. Obviously a lot of work went into remastering them, but they’re still games people have already played in the 90s. Don’t treat this collection like the new standard for rereleasing games because the graphics look better

This isn’t to tear into Crash, I love the collection, think it was a great way to revive Crash, and they absolutely made the right call doing what they did. It’s just that it kind of frustrates me when people are quick to jump to Crash, saying it’s alot better for no reason other than “mario runs on just an emulator.” It’s not as simple as that and I do think 3D All Stars is the most bang for your buck

I’m honestly still pretty surprised there wasn’t any Sonic Schoolhouse references in Mania. Mania seems like the perfect place to have a funny, stupid reference to something like that

Unless it does have a reference to it and it just dosent come up when I google “mania sonic schoolhouse reference”

Am I the only one who isn’t that bothered when fighters pass characters don’t have that many spirits or music tracks? Like, I don’t mind the lack of spirits from Persona games other than 5 and I’m fine without any music tracks from the original Minecraft game

I actually kind of like the Great Cave Offensive stage. As long as you have two players and no ones camping or running away from you or something annoying like that, I actually have fun with it every time I play.

Of course, the stage isn’t intended for two players, so... a few points deducted there I guess

If you played Among Us before 2020 you deserve a veterans discount

Okay do I’ve never been the biggest Geno fan or supporter, but I’d bet money Geno’s gonna be somewhere in the DLC, and I’m gonna be hyped

Today I got a video recommended to me. It was the “Super Mario on PS4 meme” but it was called “Its me, Yu Narukami On the Nintendo 3DS!” wha... but... yu narukami is already on the 3DS... uh... ok... not how the meme works...

Among Us ending up way more popular than Fall Guys shows us that accessibility will always be a factor in how popular a game will end up being

Honestly I think it would be hilarious if Tingle was in Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity, and they gave an explanation for why there’s an island named after him. As long as it’s a stupid reason

It must have either felt like the best thing ever, or the worst thing ever to be a fan of the Yakuza game series when Baka Mitai became a meme