How it feels watching your friends do cool stuff and you realize you'll never do anything half as interesting (i'm talentless)
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How it feels watching your friends do cool stuff and you realize you'll never do anything half as interesting (i'm talentless)
Smash speculator going through a depressive episode: Woe is me! I don't deserve to be added! I'm irrelevant and have no moveset potential!
Switch 2 reveal was a fun change of pace! Time for me to get back to "thinking about how my life is meaningless and i'll never do anything that matters", though!
I do not care for the new designs in mario kart 9
Just found out that there was a Tails Metroidvania on the Game Gear. That's insane they need to make a second one
Toby has repeatedly mentioned that Deltarune chapters 3 and 4 are releasing in 2025. There's a part of me thinking that means they're going to shadow drop at midnight (EST). It's objectively not likely, but it feels right.
Is Duolingo eligible for Smash? Much to think about
Between Donald Trump working there and Luigi being caught there, I think it's safe to say that Pennsylvanian McDonald's have some sort of sinister yet incredible power. I'll be sleeping with one eye open.
Mike Flannigan watching the latest episode of Creature Commandos and finding out that his Clayface canonically fetishizes lesbians.
Me when i realize the inevitable end of all things includes the glorious nation of Croatia
Baffled and perplexed that the Healthcare CEO was arrested in an Altoona McDonald's. That's the home town of Sheetz. Why would you deny yourself the Glory of Sheetz
I wish I had the strength of character required to starve myself
Me: I don't like it when comic book adaptations are based on other comic book adaptations, it creates a weird feedback loop that should be avoided at all costs.
Also me: I wish Raven's Multiversus/Fortnite design was her 2003 show design and I hope the Teen Titans movie has the 2003 lineup and I hope Terra is presented as redeemable and I hope they don't call Slade "Deathstroke" and
Thinking about the iconic Pokemon Garganacl. It's name is probably supposed to mean "gargantuan salt". But it comes from the Spain region. Like it or not, it's name is Throat Salt.
"Grrr, my taxes are through the roof? Who is causing this nefarious Pork and Barrel Spending?"
Hog Parliment: "motion to spend 70 million dollars to whimsically forage the forest for truffles"
Shadow Generations takes place concurrently with Sonic Generations. This strongly implies that Sonic Generations 3DS has it's own "Shadow Generations 3DS" that it runs concurrently with. We will never see that game.
I'm trying to think of a joke that cleverly involves my deep self loathing, but i'm coming up blank. have this vent post instead!
people talk about making lions fight pokemon too much. frankly it's heartbreaking seeing these brothers fight. imagine what they could accomplish as friends, not foes.
Dear President Joe Biden
Could you make a new law that makes it illegal for me (specifically and only me) to eat for the next week or so? I'm too lazy to diet so I think this would be the kick in the shins I need to make some real weight loss progress. I don't care what you make the punishment, feel free to ignore the 8th amendment.
-Dearly, Your friend
PeridotGX
i have a very funny joke, but fair warning - it's very dark.
To get to the EVIL side! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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THE OLDEST OYSTER OF ALL TIME HAS NBEEN FOUND IN ALBANIA
THE OLDEST OYSTER OF ALL TIME HAS BEEN FOUND IN ALBANIA!
I'm gonna be honest, I don't think Grunkle Stunkle deserved to win the Funkle Bunkle. Way too early in his character arc to have such a prestigious trophy.
Evil Deadpool be like "I'm bisexual, but my interest in women is treated as a joke while my interest in men is generally taken seriously"
If the joker needed a kidney transplant, would batman offer to give him one? And would this act turn the joker good?
trying to think of a joke that involves the jealousy i feel towards everyone at all times (mostly towards finnster). i got nothing. add jealousy towards comedians to the list.
I wonder what the ratio of "video games with a dedicated jump button" to "video games with no dedicated jump button" is. I genuinely have no idea which side would have the lead.
Have you ever woken up in a cold sweat convinced that Birdo was an essential part of the Smash roster or is that just a me thing
There are 5 Wolverines in Fortnite (six counting X-23), and I think that's sorta funny. What's really funny is that three of the wolverines have released this summer. We're averaging less than one month between wolverines
It's crazy that Disney (and other companies) makes almost no money from their actual movies. The real money is in the theme parks, something the average person visits like twice in their life (and merchandising but that's more understandable)
Between the return of Poof from Fairly Odd Parents and the return of a side character in Deadpool 3 (Gambit), I think we need to declare July 2024 as the month of those born of MPreg
I think it's awesome that Gaster is technically the second most prominent Undertale character in Smash. Not Toriel or Papyrus or Flowey, but a character we don't even know the canonical design of.
We all know and Love The Batman Who Laughs. But when will we get The Joker Who Cries?
The existence of dry humor implies all other forms of comedy are Wet Humor
Imagine if they announced Sora but nobody gave a **** because he had been leaked in like 5 different ways multiple years in advance.
This is about Multiversus. Very unfortunate situation.
If you ever want to torment a dentist, give them a horse. They will want to inspect it, do their job, but they can't.
Fun fact: the phrase "no shirt, no shoes, no service" applies in reverse. If you gift an Internet Service Provider with a shirt and some shoes, they are legally obligated to give you their best deal.
I have been stuck breathing manually for almost 24 hours. I forget about it for a little while, but then I think "hey have I gone back to breathing automatically" and then we're back to square one. Help.
The Multiversus character "LeBron James" not being voiced by basketball legend LeBron James is still incredibly funny to me.
Walter White and Spamton are the same character and I'm only half joking
I am not saying that Miyamoto is an agent of the Mushroom Mafia, I am merely saying that if I were trying to extend my mycelium-roots across the planet, I would subtly weave pro-fungal propaganda into a major cultural touchstone. Like Mario did. People across the world now think "wow, a Mushroom! I am going to touch it so I become big and strong and able to break bricks when I jump". Just a coincidence, I'm sure... -
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