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But slower.
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Equally annoying (and awesome) taunts though.But slower.
This is false, Wario's taunts > Sonic's taunts.Equally annoying (and awesome) taunts though.
Truly an inspiration for us all.Between getting gold or a woman, Wario would prefer getting gold. Prime example, end of Wario Land, Shake it, Wario could've had the queen of the Shake World as a bride, but went for the bottomless coinsack.
Well, Wario doesn't have it, Captain Maple Syrup does, she steals it from Wario at the end of the game. >.>He could buy all the women he wanted with a bottomless coin-sack. It doesn't even have to be a legitimate relationship. She could be a gold digger and she'd stick around as long as wario has that sack.
I'd hit that.and she looked like Rosalina
Awright, awright! I'll give you some tips on how to REALLY win a tournament!
1. Intimidation. Get up in your opponent's face! People feel uncomfortable when yer too close to 'em, so make sure yer nose-to-nose! Make sure yer big 'n beefy like me or else it won't be as effective!
2. Brag. Make sure yer opponent knows yer gonna win! Inisist on it and yer opponents'll believe it too! But ya gotta keep it fresh! Come up with brilliant lines such as "Amma Wario! AMMA GONNA WEEN!!" Volume is important too! Belt it out at the top of your lungs!
3. Taunt. Insult, insult, INSULT!! Get it through yer head already, moron! When ya first see 'em, make fun of their looks! If they're takin' a while to choose their character yell "HURRY UP!!" When they screw up in a match, rub it in their face! Most importantly, nail 'em with a good one while you K.O. 'em! It's double whammy! Many an opponent has cringed after I yelled "HAVE A R-R-ROTTEN DAY!!" as they fly off the screen! Remember, an opponent with low self-esteem will be easily crushed, so lower their's about ten times before the match begins! WA HA HA HA HA!!
4. Gross 'em out. It's hard ta fight when yer tryin' not to puke, right? If you have any bodily functions to release, save 'em for opportune times in the fight! Yer opponent's tryin' to recover? BURP IN HIS FACE!! Got ya in a grab-release? LIFT UP YER LEG AND FART AT 'IM!! Feel free to keep that nose clean, but as good as that gold on yer finger looks, don't munch it! Rub it on your opponent!
5. Unplug their controller when they're not lookin'. This one work's WONDERS! Just don't get caught, 'else you'll be disqualified!
6. Always use Wario. If ya don't use me, ya lose! Plain and simple! Dedede? Don't make me laugh! I use hammers twice as big to pick my teeth! Meta-knight? That wimp needs to hide behind a sword AND a mask! Gimme a break, he'd go down if I blew on him!
And there you have it! Some tips of the trade! Implement these into other real-life situations and you'll be almost as successful as ME!! WA HA HA HA HA!!
I could never find his 3rd post.WRONG!!
1. You mean you've never read any of my manuals!? YOU CALL YERSELF A FAN!?
2. Yes, I do! I even say it in WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$ for the Gamecube!
2. DUMB!? Who's dumb, loser!? Me, the guy who can fly a plane, make video games, design and construct motocross stadiums single-handedly and create dimensional teleporters within seconds or you, the guy who makes accusations he has no proof of on an internet forum, idiot!?
In short, HAVE A R-R-ROTTEN DAY, MORON!! AND BUY MY GAMES!!
I find sonic harder than wario HOWEVER my ONLY real experience against sonic is against shugo who I play against often. And, from what I hear, he's one of the best.If we're going to have Sonic as a 50-50 matchup, there is no way in hell that Wario is our advantage. Wario is like Sonic pumped up with HGH.
online ti ing dtilt was hard, but when I play shugo face to face getting a dtilt out in time is normally pretty easy.Should I go back to putting sonic as 55:45 because of this? Because I played Chis on the sonic boards and I seriously struggled with the baits but managed to keep level. I also struggled to time dtilts.
he's still **** good and he reads me better than I read him. Sonic is tough, but zelda just has more going for her... if but slightlyThats good to know ^^ I play no sonics AT ALL offline =( which is probably why I have a harder time with him.
Should I perhaps update the chart to a slight advantage for Zelda? Also, I'll ask if I can borrow the matchup chart from the fox boards because it seems like the general consensus is that it's more clear.
I thought even before I discovered Dtilt. not like it's game breaking, but it's worthy of a change from 50:50 - 45:55yeah cool! I get ahead of myself too easily. I was reading over the sonic/zelda matchup over at their boards and they seem to think it's even.
I still want our next one to be luigi since he's the last matchup to discuss that I find hard. we'll do sonic laterWe should do someone people are more likely to have experience against like bowser, or samus, or... not sonic. It's 100:0 because I hate him.
YES!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzHrJBFgmUY if anyone needed help against marth
I really think you underestimate Wario and his capabilities. Wario can literally just dance around in the air, i'm sure you know this but i'm pointing it out because he can be played nearly as fast as Sonic with his aerial movement speed.I find sonic harder than wario HOWEVER my ONLY real experience against sonic is against shugo who I play against often. And, from what I hear, he's one of the best.
he's ridiculously fast all around. He baits super well and follows up far better than wario does. His moves don't kill as early and he's easier to kill, but he's harder to hit, he wracks up damage quicker and he connects more easily.
Honestly, though, after our last few matches, I've come to think zelda has the advantage. All it took was discovering how amazing zelda's Dtilt was. Normally he'd pull out a spindash and trick me into mistiming an Fsmash and then punish my cooldown. Now all I do is start Dtilting repeatedly. His spindash won't go through it and it KILLS sonic's approach options.
And, even after these considerations, I don't find wario any harder to fight than sonic.