You Wake Up as your Main

[Exce L]

I would kill myself, by floating between buildings and then randomly drop... it would be great.
The world would be awed.

 

[zeldspazz]

Zelda: 1: Wonder when I got boobs
2: Wonder why they are so small...
3: Wonder why I didn't main Zero Suit Samus
Pit: Kill myself because my voice is to ****ing gay =)
Yoshi: Turn my sister into an egg
Link: Have a hard time communicating since all I can do is shout random battle grunts...

 

[Underload]

I would wonder where I pull my mortar out of.

 

[Koskinator]

I'd rule the world.

 

[Nibbles 2]

I'd run across the ocean, and spin-dash through the country... Because I can, and you can't.

Then I'd marvel at how I can move and spin so quickly without getting nauseous.

Finally, I'd end my day by shopping for more designer shoes and gloves, and see a doctor about locating my genitals.

You know... All the natural things you'd do if you woke up as Sonic.

 

[Mumble]

I would Fair all the annoying people I see everyday across a parking lot into a field of cactus.

 

[dean.]

I would totally have awesome hair.

 

[Santi]

I would Fair all the annoying people I see everyday across a parking lot into a field of cactus.

Mumble, you're like Keanu Reeves, but not, and sexy.

 

[Cactuar]

Yaaaaay Cactus.

 

[Fire!]

I'd just admire my 'stache

 

[Jim Morrison]

I'd be running around at the speed of sound while baking steak.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

I'd be running around at the speed of sound while baking steak.

 

[OutlawStar]

I would be incoherent to everyone,
and I would look for Ganondorf and stab his head.

 

[Santi]

I would have a green night cap and pound my cat

 

[TLMSheikant]

I would wear green pajamas and fall flat on the floor because my body cant support my head's weight.

 

[wh1te5had0w]

i would climb a mountain for no reason at all!

 

[tocador]

*Stares up at chest* THEF****, how come i still dont have kids?

 

[Ange]

Waking up as Pikachu;

I'd go outside, use Thunder on a bird thinking its a Fearow and then gain 162 Exp. points for defeating it.

I would later go inside again to find a bottle of Elixir to restore my PP.

 

[Random Question]

I don't sleep. I just watch everything through a cardboard box.

 

[MasterWarlord]

I (Laugh), clobbah dat dere Kirbeh, then chain grab some hot chicks.

 

[Solharath]

Mario: Avoid DeDeDe.

Or, if I was my other main, I'd quickly run over to Japan and Final Smash the hell out of Sakurai for making my moveset reflect next to nothing about me. I'm aware that most of his attacks were 'pulled' from other fighting games in which Sonic stared.

 

[DTP]

Oh ****! I'd wake up as a dainty lil Princess.......

Not what I had in mind exactly, but I think I can work with it.









I'd probably just bake a Cake and then go play a variety of sports afterwards

 

[~Zack~]

I'd see how much stuff i could fit into my cool back pack

 

[sMexy-Blu]

I'd grab someone and throw them down.

 

[Ingulit]

Pants. Once I was over where the heck they went, I'd start side-B'ing the most random passerby to catch their reaction.

"Oh, look, a monke--BLARGBLAHGH!"

Mostly any Meta Knight I come across, and then I'd footstool them for all the gimps they had on me in the past >.<

 

[Mota]

Where do all my bombs keep coming from.

Why is my head so big.

*Throws Boomerang*

 

[Random Question]

After i eat my breakfast consisting of cooked bits of Lucario and worms, I go to the usual cliff and attempt to fly with no success.

 

[Poltergust]

I'd just go back to sleep...

Or I'd just cook some hard-boiled eggs.

 

[Pazx]

What? I'm wearing a green tunic... Hey, check out this sword! Woah, this is awesome *walks on*

Hey, a boomerang? *throws* AAAAH crap I'm being blown awaaaaaaaay~

*lands* Oh... Hey, a cliff... Wait, knowing my bad recovery I probably shouldn't go near it... *walks away*

Then again, the real Link can't talk, maybe I have a better recovery? *jumps*

EEEEyyaaaaaaaheyaaawraaaaaaaaaaaaaahhnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaawhaaaaaayaayaaayaaayaaaaaaaaaaaaaayahyahyawhaaaaaaaaaAAaaaaaaahey, this is funWhaaa *splat*

 

[Cherry64]

I'd Wonder what happened to my ****.

 

[황미영]

I would be surprised to be such a sexy lady. Then get the **** scared out of me when I'm getting attacked by Space Pirates.

 

[Rudra]

Falco: Pilot the Arwing (I'd take the sky anyday), challenge Fox to aerial combat, attempt to kick his *** to show off for Krystal, discover the signifigance of my bread and why it must be protected.

Bowser: Think about why I can't defeat Mario after all these years...

Spoiler

and deal with my 7 kids...

Ike: Make friends, fight for them, spike hedgehogs who think I'm "too slow".

PT: Try to figure out why my voice is so annoying, go on an adventure in the Pokemon world with my Pokeslaves most trusted partners.

 

[Pvt. Falcon]

With the Triforce of Power shining within my hand, I'd proceed to threaten people's lives and crush immense buildings with a ground-shaking Warlock Punch. After all that, I'd take over the state of Utah.

btw that's Ganondorf i am if ya didn't know after my subtle mentions.

 

[RATED]

since I main d3 and snake , I would be happy if I wake up as snake... but I would be ver very very happy if I mained Capt falcon or MK , imagine waking up as Falcon at falcon punching the crap out of random people bcuz I say so! wow that would be epic!

 

[Chaos Reign]

I'd be slightly surprised as to why I can't talk... Or why I'm wearing a tunic. I'd try to go on adventures anyway, but then realize that I'm carrying WAAAY to much... But I'd still try to pick up some rupees anyway

 

[daisho]

Jump out of my tree house to my death.

DK is cool and all, but he is so stupid that it really would just not be worth living...

 

[WeeGeeSmash]

After a quick pasta breakfast and wondering why Iam-a speaking like-a this, I'm-a going to
Find-a Mario.

 

[spartandrew21]

I would compliment myself on my sweet cape and sword. Then of course, I would find my friends and fight for them.

 

[The Cunning Weasel]

I would cook pineapples and kick(utilt) cojones like MK and Kirby til the cows come home. And I would hit on Zero Suit. Stale moves? haha not today

 

[zephyrnereus]

I'd wonder why Im made of plastic, then I'd fly around, throwing gyros and FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!!11!!1

then I'd have my revenge on Ganon for destroying my robotic kindom, and using a better LAZOR than mine...