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You Wake Up as your Main

Red Arremer

Smash Legend
Joined
Nov 27, 2005
Messages
11,437
Location
Vienna
I would first be shocked due to my gender being altered, then chuckle to myself and go out to break some idiot guys' bones.
 

Drig786

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Feb 2, 2009
Messages
228
Location
England
NNID
i-DRIG-i
i would get off the bed and.... say *wtf im short, sweet where did i get these weapons* then i would go outside and play with my weapons xD
 

Hiiiiiii

Smash Cadet
Joined
Apr 16, 2009
Messages
29
Go eat some Waddle Dees.
Kill a series of gradually hardening bosses until I reached a giant eyeball-ish monster (Really there's practically one in every Kirby game)
 

UncleSam

Smash Master
Joined
Oct 14, 2008
Messages
3,809
Location
Troy, NY
I'd hijack a train and start riding it everywhere, all while wearing a silly conductors outfit...
 

saviorslegacy

My avater is not a Sheik avatar.
Joined
Sep 25, 2008
Messages
3,727
Location
Tacoma, WA
I would wake up and wonder why I grew boobs and other organs.... Then I would find a chain and neeles. From there I would just camp and throw needles.

or

I would wake up and wonder why I grew boobs and other organs.... Then I would throw Turnips and get kidnapped.....

or

I would jump around like a ****** shooting my laser then have a strong impulse to protect my bread.

or

I would wonder why I have such an annoying voice, spammy arrows and black wings. (Pit)
 

Atria

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Jan 6, 2009
Messages
416
Location
Australia
If I woke up as my main, I'd be like "HOLY S***! I'm a guy!" O_O

But then I'd be like "Awesome...I have a sword!" =D

Then I'd venture out on my own fighting for peace, justice and for those in need including my friends by using my incredible strength and the blessed sword, Ragnell to destroy my enemies. They'll get no sympathy from me.
 

Dokutayuu

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Oct 4, 2008
Messages
145
Location
UK - PAL territory!
I'd ask myself why I didn't main Link or CF so I looked cool and had a better body to head ratio. Then I realize I'd lose every fight I got into and be thankful.

I would then proceed to using the Wind Waker for mischief.
 

Heartz♥

Smash Legend
Joined
May 18, 2008
Messages
10,443
Location
Virginia
Anybody that even attempts to kidnap me will get beat with any household appliances in range.

I will become a Go Go dancer and cause everybody to fall asleep, then take their wallets.

If a waiter asks me how would I like my steak, I simply reply, "Swwwwweeeeet!".

A business tycoon dares me to jump off a cliff, and if I survive, he will give me all his money, his mansion, and any other prized possessions. So I just take out my parasol at the last second.

I b**** slap my pimp with my crown, and ask him where's MY money.
 

noahbaby94

Smash Cadet
Joined
Jan 25, 2009
Messages
61
I'd wake up smoke some cigarettes then suddenly realize I have a beard and can somehow summon grenades.
 

Meru.

I like spicy food
Joined
Dec 24, 2008
Messages
3,835
Location
The Netherlands, sometimes Japan
NNID
Merudi
3DS FC
0963-1622-2801
When I wake up:
I will look into my T-shirt and say "OMG, WHEN AND WHY DID I GET THESE?!"
I will look under my dress and say "OMG, WHEN AND WHY IS IT GONE?!"

Then I'll cook my breakfast with my frying pan, kick Bowser's *** with my Golf Club, break up with Mario cause he's ugly, call Zelda to go shopping or something like that, rule my Kingdom and .. stuff.

Maining a girl is strange.
 

Raspberry

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Nov 16, 2008
Messages
207
Location
a streetcar named desire
I would wonder why I see the world so big.
Then I would yell "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!"
Then I would **** everyone that stands in my way with a toy plane.
*initialization complete*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!
 

TimeWarpedBrawler

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Mar 22, 2009
Messages
174
Location
N. Babylon, NY
I'd probably wonder why I woke up as a nintendo version of Jimmy Neutron with psychic powers and why I didn't become any of my other mains.

Reactions as other mains;

Sheik "I gotz ninja skillz ^^",

Luigi "Haunted Mansion here I come, la la lalala~",

Snake "It's Showtime *goes to gun down hords of terrorists*",

DK "Urrhrr (trans: Get Mah Banana!)",

Ganon "Imitates Ganons' voice from adamwestlapdogs' LoZ abridged.",

Ice Climber(s) "*jumps on roof* I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!!",

C. Falcon "YES, COME ON, SHOW YA MOVES!!! *falcon punches random people and loots there unconscience body*"

All and all, I'd probably enjoy it...yay

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rexinator

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Sep 19, 2008
Messages
111
Location
Death Star
I would wake up, wonder why the hell there are spikes comming out of my hands and chest, then go take over the world by force palming people in the face.:chuckle:
 

PK-ow!

Smash Lord
Joined
Mar 28, 2008
Messages
1,890
Location
Canada, ON
Murder every idiot I know, first, then conquer the %&$#ing planet.

I'd make sure to review 100 Things I'd Do if I Ever Became an Evil Overlord, too. To Hell, I'd keep a framed copy of it in large size right in the centre of the back wall to mah lair.

Then I'd write a memoir, and call it "How not to **** up."
 

.Marik

is a social misfit
Joined
Sep 2, 2008
Messages
3,695
I'd be very, very, very hungry.

And I'd start performing eggrolls on people for lulz and ****. :]
 

DarkAura

Smash Lord
Joined
Apr 24, 2009
Messages
1,197
Location
The Cold
i would show off landmaster to the miltary, i would prove to everyone i know how to spontaneously combust (fire fox), would go try and steal falco's bread
 

SmashBro99

Smash Champion
Joined
Dec 21, 2007
Messages
2,199
Location
CT.
3DS FC
4957-2747-2945
I'd wake up in the S.S. Dolphin, land my ship somewhere, let the Pikmin out of their onion ships, and order them to destroy everything and anything in their path.
 
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