You Wake Up as your Main

[choknater]

If I woke up as Sheik I'd unwrap my breasts and look in the mirror and fap

 

[MXblaze]

I'd be a short guy with a mask acting all shady and cool and stuff.

 

[Sci]

I guess I would be a small, pink ball that will just swallow everything I see.

 

[sneakytako]

I'd laser the first person I see

 

[Tacel]

I'd try to make Mewtwo fell better.

 

[Spydr Enzo]

Taking a shower. A LONG one... with a mirror.

 

[LuVr]

Peach - find a cucumber
Bowser - become a pyro
Game and Watch - hit the A button rapidly while watching pron
Wario - open up a gas station
Snake - blow **** up
MK - take my anti-seizure medication
Ganondorf - remove the sword from my anus and use the **** thing!
Ice Climbers - umm wtf is this ugly ***** doing here?

 

[G&W X]

I would make a sausage breakfast
or
Take over the world with vegetable people
or
Eat some pasta and knock out Luigi.....
or
See a Triforce on my hand and wonder how it got there
or
Eat as much as possible and still feel full...

 

[xstationcubed]

I'd laugh maniacally, then find the nearest well and kick some Persians into it.

 

[Melfice z]

Eat bananas, entertain the zoo goers, and throw feces at my cage-mates

 

[Crackle]

Falco:

Throw someone at the ground and start shooting him, then pick him up and do it again...and again...

And find a cliff to do that toward and eventually kick him in the stomach down off of it....ignoring gravity and catching the ledge afterwards.

 

[PHiL Gee]

Loop an arrow, hit things with my sword, and fly places. Like my friends' houses to show off.

Wake up, go to your house and beat you up cause you main Pit.....

 

[MaxThunder]

I'd **** you all, for i will have just realized that i am the dark lord witha sword that I refuse to use. That is all.

yeah... and you got it up your ***...

i would go "hey i got a sword omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg... uh... i can speak japanese omgomgomgomg" and then go babling about random stuf in japanese while cutting down plants...

 

[Norm]

I'd wake up and think holy crap I've got boobs what happened? AND WHERE'S HE GONE? OH GOD!!! THE WORLD IS NO LONGER MY URINAL. lol

 

[sammy p]

if i was luigi:
wow... nothing wud be different!! i gess u cud say i really AM luigi!! lol

jigglypuff:
wow.... i wud sing nonstop and if peopl fall asleep during my beautiful music i will write on their face with permanant marker, then hide behind a tree till they wake up and find out wat i did to thenm... then laf hysterically!!! lol and then sing to someone else!

toon link:
swing my sword around until i randomly hit something.... or someone! >:-D

 

[Sieguest]

First I would run into bro's room to see if he became midgetized
Then I'd beat him with my new found mallet...
then we'd put on parkas and go climb Mt. Everest in record time!

 

[VodkaHaze]

Seeing as how I main Jigglypuff I'd probably go back to sleep, have a nice healthy rest! Then I'd ponder about HOW I got transformed into Jigglypuff (I can't learn Transform lol) plus maybe level up and become a better Pokemon. But if this was SMASH, I would sing, sleep, and kill people who got in my way!

 

[Ice man]

I'd have to escape from all of the confused people, who would see a giant question mark.

 

[Fuelbi]

wake, wonder why im suddenly pink, and just decide that i need to loose some weight and just float off

 

[meery]

Waking up as a 3 foot tall, pink alien with diabeties... hm.......

kirby is 8 inches tall >.>

 

[squirtleuser007]

squirt squirt squirtle! (HEY! WHY AM I DOING THE FIGHTING? GET OFF YOUR LAZY ***, HUMAN, AND FIGHT YOUR OWN BATTLES!)
BIG GAY THUNDER!

 

[MPH Deku]

Old thread needs bump support.

 

[F41R]

I'd be wondering how i got this blue cape, and this sword. Then, i'd go kill Medeus.

 

[Elucifur]

I'd wake up, have some nice breakfast prepared by my adorable little servants. Then I'd get kidnapped during teatime. I'll snoop around my kidnapper's castle to give clues to the ugly fat guy saving me. Then after I'm rescued, I'll give the dirty old middle-aged plumber a kiss on the cheek. After that's all done with, I go back home to my castle and take a niiice bubble bath and go to bed. Repeat.

 

[droughboi]

You definately see me fly EVERYWHERE shooting things w/ a pretty bow, and summoning little midjet soliders to annoy the hell out of people.

 

[MoukoNeko]

I'd give myself a hug, because Lucas is absolutely adorable. <3 Then I'd be freaked out about becoming a boy, and wonder why I didn't become one of my other three mains. (Lucario, Samus, and Sheik)

 

[MPH Deku]

Bump.......

 

[smash brawl player 99021]

Have my Pikmin go fetch me food. Then add some hydraulics to my gold plated ship ^_^

 

[hottempered]

I'd pull my motorcycle out and just drive around, and do an awesome road trip, or I'd use my super sonic speed to travel all over the world.

 

[solitonmedic]

Why do I feel... so..... sad?

 

[AvaricePanda]

Eat a banana.

...and then another.

 

[choknater]

bahhhh, sheik is WAY too cute for me to even imagine waking up as her...

i wish

 

[Terra~]

It's not clear even to me if I have incest with my brother Claus. I shoot red fireball at people that annoy me also i have boobs and a tight blue suit to show off to people that DON'T annoy me <3 *wink wink*. I fart a lot and ride my motorcycle to work.

Holy hell I hope this NEVER happens.

 

[ZettaKuma]

Kirby-
I would go to Wispy Woods and unleash my uncontrollable urge to be a cannibal.

Ness-
I would pick up where EarthBound left off, getting therapy.

Wolf-
YIFF!

 

[migas140]

I would float a bit and take naps in top of people so I could blast them with the nuclear power of my sleep.

 

[LavisFiend]

I would make inappropriate hand gestures with my brother, which sort of would classify as incest for what I had in mind.

 

[prince_of_darkness]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzkrk6nnY48

Something like that...

Or

Infinite people against a wall.

 

[MPH Deku]

I would make inappropriate hand gestures with my brother, which sort of would classify as incest for what I had in mind.

...Ice Climbers? >_>

 

[Demacrez]

I would go off and save Hyrule and afterword, get on the Mattress of Time with Zelda. XP

 

[Budget Player Cadet_]

Snake - see if the rumors about my utilt are true (^^), then go torch my school
Luigi - go torch my school
Bowser - go torch my school, eat Philipp alive
Metaknight - torch my school err... 'nado my school? :V