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Why being gay is awesome.

Barge

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Thats only because your not gay.
They get 100x more awesome if your gay lol

Just like these things dont entertain gay guys
groping females
having sex with girls
knocking up girls

etc
lulz
 

Cherry64

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how in the hell does after having sex playing video games not sound enjoyable to you??
life would be perfect if women got SUPER tired and crashed after sex.
you'd have to start where they left off on the cleaning bit, but all in all, it'd be OP
 

Tero.

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You can also use fruit shampoo and like to go shopping without beeing gay :p

Also it's funny that america is offended just because thee is a topic about beeing "gay". C'mon people don't be so conservative.

hi tharrr spaaade
 

|RK|

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Starting with this picture:

Luvz Calvin & Hobbes! I remember that one! :p <3

Which reminds me, the first thing I will type in in Scribblenauts, whether it work or not, is "Transmogrifier"
 

Jam Stunna

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@Jam Stunna:
What about the spammers/doubleposters? :o
I think spamming and doubleposting is against the Global Rules, ain't it?
I tend to be a little liberal in those regards in User Blogs. I'd rather that you guys policed yourselves, because I've actually been pretty pleased with the community here. But if it gets out of hand, I will step in.
 

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We're getting a little bit off-topic, ladies.
 

Sosuke

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"- After having sex, you can turn on the XBox and play some Halo instead of cuddling."
You can't do this otherwise? =(
 

M.K

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Link to original post: [drupal=1759]Why being gay is awesome.[/drupal]



Okay, so it's almost midnight, I'm helluva tired, but I've had such a great evening that I have to post this. :D

Reasons why being a *** is being awesome:
- You can flirt with other guys and actually expect either a funny or a pleasant reaction.
Meh, you can do this with girls too, I just imagine you guys were unsuccessful with them and therefore turned to each other
- You can make stupid jokes and innuendos and make people either feel uncomfortable or having laugh their butts off.
....not exclusive to gays....
- You can dig one of the many sexy male characters in video games, etc.
Mancrush, it happens to straight guys to. Plus, we can mack on all the hot chicks, not just gossip with them and paint our nails =3
- Brent Corrigan
Don't know, don't care
- You can use bodywash or shampoo with fruit smell.
That's not exclusive to gays, ****, I love to smell like fruit. Fruit > Body Odor, lemme tell you that....
- You can go shopping without any regrets.
Yeah, for clothes. I go shopping for PORN and HOT BABES ON MOTORCYCLES (cool it ladies, I'm not perpetuating a stereotype for a hyperbole, now, am I?)
- You don't have to go into any women's departments of shops for clothes, shoes or anything else if you want to buy a present for your boyfriend.
Wut? Like, 50% of you guys wear women's clothing anyways, soooooo.....have fun with that.
- Buttsex, of course.
****, okay, one point for yo....oh, oops, AIDS, sorry, that's a penalty.
- You can appreciate Straked's adorableness.
Oo0o0o0o0o0o
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AScqvJb9UsQ
Lawl, that's the Star Trek gay guy!!
- http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=7590539&postcount=206
OLOL!
- After having sex, you can turn on the XBox and play some Halo instead of cuddling.
If you have a cool girlfriend, you can do this too. Gay people don't play video games, they flaunt their colorful hair while delicately pushing some buttons tenderly.

If you have any more good ideas, feel free to add 'em. :D
My playful ideas in red, no harm done. I love gay people, power to them all!!
xD /not gay.
 

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You... you refuse to acknowledge my adorableness?
 

Cherry64

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"- After having sex, you can turn on the XBox and play some Halo instead of cuddling."
You can't do this otherwise? =(
If you can, may I get my girlfreind to meet your girlfriend?? she seriously knows taht it makes you happy, and if your happy, she'll become happy becasue your more fun to hang around, All i need, is a girl to repeat that to MY girlfriend, and I'd die happy.

EDIT:
AIDS being common among homosexuals is sooooo 70s. :)

Nowadays the risks are even higher among heterosexuals.
Like I always say, Wrap your C*** Before you Rock. and ALWAYS wear a C when entering a B

/infracted?? or taken out due to vile language
 
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