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Why being gay is awesome.

Red Arremer

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Link to original post: [drupal=1759]Why being gay is awesome.[/drupal]



Okay, so it's almost midnight, I'm helluva tired, but I've had such a great evening that I have to post this. :D

Reasons why being a *** is being awesome:
- You can flirt with other guys and actually expect either a funny or a pleasant reaction.
- You can make stupid jokes and innuendos and make people either feel uncomfortable or having laugh their butts off.
- You can dig one of the many sexy male characters in video games, etc.
- Brent Corrigan
- You can use bodywash or shampoo with fruit smell.
- You can go shopping without any regrets.
- You don't have to go into any women's departments of shops for clothes, shoes or anything else if you want to buy a present for your boyfriend.
- Buttsex, of course.
- You can appreciate Straked's adorableness.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AScqvJb9UsQ
- http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=7590539&postcount=206
- After having sex, you can turn on the XBox and play some Halo instead of cuddling.
- Getting into Timbers' pants.

If you have any more good ideas, feel free to add 'em. :D
 

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You get away with being a homophobe.
 

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Also, you can appreciate Straked's adorableness.
 

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You guys are such good friends.

But still, **ggots, the bunch of you. :wolf:
 

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Spadefox is the only gay person I've talked to. There aren't many of his kind where I live, I guess.

And he is a really nice guy.

I say, be gay as long as you stay away from my butt!
 

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link To Original Post: [drupal=1759]why Being Gay Is Awesome.[/drupal]



Okay, So It's Almost Midnight, I'm Helluva Tired, But I've Had Such A Great Evening That I Have To Post This. :d

Reasons Why Being A *** Is Being Awesome:
- You Can Flirt With Other Guys And Actually Expect Either A Funny Or A Pleasant Reaction.
psh. I'm Straight And I Can Do This. So Do Other Friends Of Mine, So...
- You Can Make Stupid Jokes And Innuendos And Make People Either Feel Uncomfortable Or Having Laugh Their Butts Off.
i Would Feel Uncomfortable, Period. I Don't Want To ;_;
- You Can Dig One Of The Many Sexy Male Characters In Video Games, Etc.
i Prefer The Girls, But Whatever.
- Brent Corrigan
i Have No Idea Who This Is.
- You Can Use Bodywash Or Shampoo With Fruit Smell.
i Use Body Wash With A Manly Scent, But Whatever.
- You Can Go Shopping Without Any Regrets.
i Hate Shopping, And I Always Will.
- You Don't Have To Go Into Any Women's Departments Of Shops For Clothes, Shoes Or Anything Else If You Want To Buy A Present For Your Boyfriend.
shopping, Again, Don't Care. Order The Present. And What About Your Female Friends?
- Buttsex, Of Course.
>_< No Thanks...
- You Can Appreciate Straked's Adorableness.
no Comment.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ascqvjb9usq
i Can Appreciate That Now. And I Do. And I Do.
If You Have Any More Good Ideas, Feel Free To Add 'em. :d
. .
 

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You get to share a common trait with Teran.
 

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Spadefox is the only gay person I've talked to. There aren't many of his kind where I live, I guess.

And he is a really nice guy.

I say, be gay as long as you stay away from my butt!
Wow, you make it sound like he's a different species or something...
 

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I think gays are immorel and wrong Theyre bad poeple.
 

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- You can use bodywash or shampoo with fruit smell.
Using shampoo with a fruity smell is a reason why being gay is awesome?
You mean that isn't a straight thing to do?!

Spade just mindgamed me into being gay, and I had no idea that was possible and/or logical.
 

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Are you a fur*** SpadeFox? Just asking the question cause I know a lot of people who use this special fruity shampoo for their fursuits.
 

Red Arremer

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Are you a fur*** SpadeFox? Just asking the question cause I know a lot of people who use this special fruity shampoo for their fursuits.
I don't have a fursuit, don't want one, don't plan on ever getting one and don't plan on ever wanting one, thank you very much.
 

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Are you a fur*** SpadeFox? Just asking the question cause I know a lot of people who use this special fruity shampoo for their fursuits.
I use fruity shampoo because I think my hair smelling of apple is much nicer than it smelling of grease.
 

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Link to original post: [drupal=1759]Why being gay is awesome.[/drupal]



Okay, so it's almost midnight, I'm helluva tired, but I've had such a great evening that I have to post this. :D

Reasons why being a *** is being awesome:
- You can flirt with other guys and actually expect either a funny or a pleasant reaction.
- You can make stupid jokes and innuendos and make people either feel uncomfortable or having laugh their butts off.
- You can dig one of the many sexy male characters in video games, etc.
- Brent Corrigan
- You can use bodywash or shampoo with fruit smell.
- You can go shopping without any regrets.
- You don't have to go into any women's departments of shops for clothes, shoes or anything else if you want to buy a present for your boyfriend.
- Buttsex, of course.
- You can appreciate Straked's adorableness.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AScqvJb9UsQ

If you have any more good ideas, feel free to add 'em. :D
my εyες! I CANT BELIVE MY EYES!!!
THAT'S SICK MAN!
 

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-If you have an enemy, you can tell the police that your enemy harassed you and that you would like to sue for discriminating you >.>
 

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You have the right to be stupid, but that doesn't mean you should. You pretty much just displayed it right there.
 
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