Why being gay is awesome.

[CRASHiC]

Entry in to great DnB clubs us straight men DnB addicts wish we could get into.

You don't care that brad pitt is an awful actor, or that 300 is an awful movie.

 

[Kholdstare]

 

[Teran]

There is nothing that screams louder than silence.

Face it fellow ***gots, we just got pwned.
Also, can you even get a one line post infraction for writing absolutely nothing?

 

[DemonFart]

But he did write something, he inserted a picture saying "I can't fap to this."

 

[Teran]

It's not showing up on my browser...

kek

 

[DemonFart]

SWF's screwing over, I couldn't see most peoples avatars earlier.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Oh good, I thought it was just my crappy computer doing that.

 

[9Kplus1]

You guys know that you can be gay AND straight? Right?



















It's called Marth.

 

[Sheik_Pwns]

Dude in the social realm and the religious realm there is no in between rawr your either homosexual or heterosexual no such thing as bi-sexual its all just a word to stratify the ppl who are ashamed to be homosexual you got it

 

[Barge]

Dude in the social realm and the religious realm there is no in between rawr your either homosexual or heterosexual no such thing as bi-sexual its all just a word to stratify the ppl who are ashamed to be homosexual you got it

Are you serious?
If you are, lul you shouldn't talk about things you don't know about.

 

[Red Arremer]

-Spades

Awww, you're too cute. x)

 

[Heartz♥]

SWF's screwing over, I couldn't see most peoples avatars earlier.

Yea really. I had to be a chosen one of this curse.

 

[adumbrodeus]

Dude in the social realm and the religious realm there is no in between rawr your either homosexual or heterosexual no such thing as bi-sexual its all just a word to stratify the ppl who are ashamed to be homosexual you got it

....

It's called the Kinsey Scale, learn it.

Just because a number of people pretend to be bi (thinking it's somehow "safer") actual Bi people do exist, and no amount of bi invisibility will change that.

 

[Falconv1.0]

Sheik pwns, when you make someone who is extremely rude to people just for being gay facepalm over a statement on bisexuality, you have failed very very very hard.

 

[solitonmedic]

.......wha?
*spam

 

[:mad:]

.......wha?
*spam

What is this I don't even.

 

[Red Arremer]

What is this I don't even.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[§leepy God]

♪ Only thing that's awesome in this thread is Spade. :3 †

 

[Red Arremer]

Oh, you charmer.

 

[Toon Pik]

-You can say that Jigglypuff is the cutest thing in the fu**ing world.

(I really think that TL is the cutest thing the world :3)


-You can be called "gay" without problems

(Hypothetic conversation)

-Hey YOU ARE GAY!
-Okay hehe
-WTF!?! *cries*

 

[§leepy God]

Oh, you charmer.

♪ Nope, just stating the obvious. †

 

[PhoenixoKaZe]

I love this blog, it feels lovely lol

 

[rpotts]

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Okay, so it's almost midnight, I'm helluva tired, but I've had such a great evening that I have to post this. :D

Reasons why being a *** is being awesome:
- You can flirt with other guys and actually expect either a funny or a pleasant reaction.
Or you might get punched in the face, depends on who you are flirting with, and how.
- You can make stupid jokes and innuendos and make people either feel uncomfortable or having laugh their butts off.
Are you not allowed to do that if you are straight?
- You can dig one of the many sexy male characters in video games, etc.
That is one of the few things lamer than guys who are into female video game characters.
- Brent Corrigan
Dunno
- You can use bodywash or shampoo with fruit smell.
I can too
- You can go shopping without any regrets.
I have never regretted going shopping
- You don't have to go into any women's departments of shops for clothes, shoes or anything else if you want to buy a present for your boyfriend.
I am actually comfortable shopping in the women's department, I sometimes look for cheap skinny jeans in the women's or junior's department
- Buttsex, of course.
I had some enjoyable anal with a girl the other night
- You can appreciate Straked's adorableness.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AScqvJb9UsQ
- http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=7590539&postcount=206
- After having sex, you can turn on the XBox and play some Halo instead of cuddling.
So far this is the best reason, although I know more girls into videogames then i do gay men...

If you have any more good ideas, feel free to add 'em. :D

I don't think you have given any unique advantages to being gay that a straight person can't also enjoy.

 

[adumbrodeus]

I don't think you have given any unique advantages to being gay that a straight person can't also enjoy.

Shhhhh, we're trying to make em think they have it good, haven't you been inducted into the conspiracy yet?

 

[Elucifur]

Holy crap. I didn't know there were this many other gay guys on SWF. I felt as if I was one of the very few.

 

[ffdgh]

......interesting topic
carry on lol I'm just passing through

 

[Teran]

Holy crap. I didn't know there were this many other gay guys on SWF. I felt as if I was one of the very few.

D'awww welcome to the family lonelyheart.

My name is Teran, I'm a massive prick who unbelievably, happens to be gay. So how are you this fine evening?

 

[Clownbot]

Holy crap. I didn't know there were this many other gay guys on SWF. I felt as if I was one of the very few.

http://www.smashboards.com/group.php?groupid=173

87 members as of now. Considering you haven't joined yet, I imagine there are a few more, in, like... hiding, or something.

 

[:mad:]

http://www.smashboards.com/group.php?groupid=173

87 members as of now. Considering you haven't joined yet, I imagine there are a few more, in, like... hiding, or something.

That's not the real amount. People like DemonFart join because he's a shameless group w****.

 

[adumbrodeus]

That's not the real amount. People like DemonFart join because he's a shameless group w****.

And then there are the randoms who are nice/have gay family members.

*whistles*

 

[Elucifur]

D'awww welcome to the family lonelyheart.

My name is Teran, I'm a massive prick who unbelievably, happens to be gay. So how are you this fine evening?

Oh, thank you~ I'm surprised that some people are actually polite. I'm doing okay, I suppose.
I just... sort of stumbled in here because the Forum Games are slow right now.


And Clownbot? What're you doing here?

 

[Teran]

Oh, thank you~ I'm surprised that some people are actually polite. I'm doing okay, I suppose.

Haha, I'm polite? Wow, catch other members here calling me nice, something must be up.

Well yeah you should check User Blogs more often. From time to time, we get nice insightful blogs which make for a good read. We're also a pretty witty community.

If you're looking for loads of homosexuals, you should try the Online Tournament Listings section, it's basically Queer Village.

 

[Clownbot]

And Clownbot? What're you doing here?

Hunting down Mimedroid. DUH!

Actually, I'm pretty much here for the same reason as you.

Also, I have a little something that's been bugging me.

I'm Catholic, but I have no problem whatsoever with homosexuals.

I just wanted to get that off my chest.

 

[Denzi]

I'm surprised that some people are actually polite.

Teran? Polite?

HA!

 

[Teran]

I'm Catholic, but I have no problem whatsoever with homosexuals.

I just wanted to get that off my chest.

I hate you so much, you liberal heathen.

Ohai Denzi, you know I've never been rude to you. X3

 

[Dark 3nergy]

lol i read the op's thread title and assumed he was trolling but hes being serious **** good for u op hope you enjoy it

tried being gay once apon a time..welp it doesnt work since i hate other females by nature

 

[Clownbot]

Wow, you really ARE polite, Teran! :3

 

[Teran]

Wow, you really ARE polite, Teran! :3

Iknorite?
Hey, wanna hug there cupcake? xD

 

[:mad:]

Teran's actually pretty nice. He's a real sweetheart. <3

 

[Teran]

Teran's actually pretty nice. He's a real sweetheart. <3

Ahehe... umm don't listen to this guy peeps, he's just trolling.

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Alex SHUTUP!