The Man Himself: Mr. Eh?
Making fun of Zelda before it was cool
What are the origins of your name?
Don't remember. Try Googling it.
How were you introduced to Super Smash Bros?
Bought the original on the N64 on a whim. Regretted it since.
How did you find this site?
Some Hawaii player mentioned it to me.
Why do you play Zelda?
lol wut?
Kataefi
-Who do you secondary?
Ivysaur
-Which character is the least appealing to use? Why? Don't say Zelda...
Pit. He's annoying, not very nice on the eyes, and very unfun to play.
-If you could bring any videogame character to smash, which would it be?
The L-Block from Tetris.
-Marvel is to Capcom in the same way that Nintendo is to _____ ??? In other words if you were to merge smash with another fighter or potential fighting franchise which would it be? why?
Street Fighter, or Capcom as a whole. Aside from Marvel, Nintendo is one of the few companies that has a cast of characters that rivals Capcom's. Would people take it seriously? Probably not, but it would be extremely entertaining to see. If it's a traditional fighter, then it's gold.
-Favorite live action?
Head Over Heels
-...seriously?
Yes.
-Favorite animated film?
My Neighbor Totoro.
-If you could change my terrible horrible username to anything what would you change it to? Why on earth would you want to change it??
I wouldn't. It's fine the way it is.
GodAtHand
-What you look like in my brain is a cross between your signature and your avatar... WHAT DO YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE?!?!
Like this.
-I love Bowser because he makes me giggle and can be ****** as well. Why do you love him?
He's a big turtle thing. His only desire in life is to kidnap women and eat fried chicken. What's there not to love?
-What do you want to do for a living?
Traveling salesman.
-I've never played a tournament Bowser before. What advice would you give me when going up against a tournament Bowser player for the first time?
Don't approach. Ever. Be patient and wait for Bowser to commit to something, then punish him for his stupidity. Edgeguard well.
-What is your favorite song?
Human Touch.
-Color?
Light Blue.
-Food?
Any sort of pasta with Arrabiata sauce.
- Game of all time?
Duke Nukem Forever, the game that transcends all time.
KillerJawz
-Despite you constantly making fun of Zelda, do you actually use her in tournaments?
No, because even I'm not that dumb.
-What's your favorite word/phrase?
Amazing.
-Do you ever visit other boards besides Zelda and Bowser?
I visit all the boards. I just don't post in most of them.
-34 or 69?
34
Veril
What is it about Hawaii and Zelda?
They saw Zelda in various images such as this one. Their fixation on Zelda now becomes quite obvious.
Geddan
-How does one become a good troll?
I wouldn't know.
-What do you love the most about the Zelda boards?
Reminds me of fishing.
-You seem to use the word "amazing" a lot, why is that?
General purpose synonym that works in many situations.
-Why do you like to enter in tourneys under so many different names?
It's fun to think of names that could-have-been.
-Is Ivysaur better than or worse than Zelda?
Ivysaur is way worse then Zelda. That's saying something.
-Can I call you by the name ____-chan? (pretty sure you know what name I'm talking about, and if not then ask Bobby)
No.
-Favorite dinosaur?
Pervatasaurus
-Who are your favorite players? (overall and just Hawaii)
Hawaii? AnD. Overall? AnD.
-What are your favorite match-ups for Bowser and Zelda?
With Bowser? Ness. With Zelda? Nothing. Every matchup with her is unfun to play.
-What are your likes and dislikes for the local competitive Brawl scene? What is your opinion on the local Melee scene?
Local Brawl scene needs to get more competitive with one another. All the fire is gone. Local Melee scene doesn't exist.
-What is your current attitude towards brawl and what would you like to improve on?
I think Brawl is hilarious. I have no plans on improving at all.
Half-Split Soul
-What's your best placement at a tournament?
1st at some tournament with like 30 random guys. In our normal tournaments, I got 4th once.
-Which will win a major regional tournament first, Zelda or Bowser?
Neither. Both suck.
-Do you think Zelda's metagame can advance any further?
If no one even uses Zelda in tournament, then the metagame cannot possibly advance for her.
-What is your favorite fighting game and why?
Shaq Fu. Puts competitive games like Street Fighter to shame.
-What other video game genres do you like?
Everything and anything.
-If I ever were to visit the USA, why should I come to Hawaii instead of some other state?
Nice weather, beaches, and beautiful women. Oh, and homeless people. Can't get enough of them.
-If Turkish Superman and Italian Spiderman fought, who would win?
Japanese Spider Man
-How many monster centipedes have you killed today?
None. I went up to the mountains today. It was my turn to hunt wild boar for my village.
-Why haven't you asked more questions from the previous interviewees yourself?
I'm not going to spoonfeed questions for this community. If they want to learn something about the people being interviewed, then they can ask themselves.
-Who would you like to take over the thread from now on?
Don't care.
-Do you have an attractive sister?
I wish.
AzNfinesse
-Did you miss me?
Yes.
-Why do you like playing trash characters such as Bowser?
I like Bowser. Simple.
-Why do you hang around people that play trash characters?
Coincidence. Hopefully.
-What is it like being friends with the best Zelda player in the country?
Brilliant.
-What's your favorite Final Fantasy game?
IV
-Peach in a bunny outfit or Zelda in a skanky nurse outfit?
Billy Herrington
kyokoro_pamuyo
-What's your favorite hobby?
Sleeping and eating.
-Do you play any Brawl mod?
No.
-Something that REALLY annoys you out?
People inconsiderate of others.
-Any fear/phobia?
Phobia of a particular type of darkness.
-Last time you ate a cookie?
Eating one now.
Bandit
-What level of enjoyment do you get out of trolling?
None.
-Is this something I should take up as a hobby?
No.
-Is there any money in it?
Yes.
-What is the hangout spot where you live?
The beach.
-Will there be some hotties there?
Yes.
-Have you split open your own coconut for the milk?
Yes.
GreyFox
-Why do you troll the Zelda boards?
Because the Zelda board needs to be trolled.
Veggie
-If Zelda played brawl, who would she main?
Meta Knight.
JigglyZelda
-Why are you getting so many brawl related questions?
No idea. People like Brawl I guess.
-Does Hawaii celebrate Halloween? If so what would you wear for it this year?
Hawaii is a part of the USA, so yeah, we celebrate Halloween. I would not dress up.
-Would you be a good mod, or bad mod?
Depends on the board. If it was this board, then I wouldn't be a mod at all. It would be necessary.
-Would you like to be a more technical fighter in games? Or don't care?
I'm the least technical player in existence. My entire strategy revolves around me doing the same thing over and over again if it works. If it doesn't work, then I do it anyway.
-Are you an organ donor?
No.
-Do you own any plants?
Several potted plants. If you count my yard, then I have an entire mountain covered with plants.
-Have you ever fallen for trolling?
No.
Scary
-Mr. Eh, why are you dropping the interview thread?
Laziness.
Who was next?
KayLo!
-Where did you come up with the pic ideas for each person?
No idea.
-When will the next interview begin?
Depends if anyone picks up this thread or not.
-Are you Phil Collins?
Yes.
KayLo!
-You didn't really wanna do this interview, did you?
No.