The Zelda Interview Thread - Ask Kisamealex3 questions.

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The Zelda Interview Thread

Get to know your community!

Ever wanted to know more about your fellow Zeldas? I don't, but this is the place to find out! Every couple of weeks, I'll be interviewing a Zelda player from this very board. (I get to choose. Voting is for the weak.)

Hopefully, the entire community can use this thread to learn interesting tidbits about one another. What does so and so use Zelda? What are their thoughts about Brawl? Do they have a good looking sister? The possibilities are endless.

That's where this board comes in. When I choose someone to interview, I need questions to ask. Feel free to suggest any question that may cross your mind. I will choose the questions that I feel are the most interesting to ask. While I hope that most of these questions are serious ones, I don't mind throwing in a funny one or two.

Have fun.

INTERVIEWEE LIST:

1. Kataefi


3. Riot

4. Mr. Eh?


6. Scary Ed


HELLO THERE, CHILDREN: Kisamealex3

THIS IS...creepy.


 

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Hahaha! I'm BETTER than James Bond clearly...

With music I can only put that in the social thread unless it's a really relaxing/quiet song in which a message in the thread title must be written... lol?

Do you want a photo? I prefer Bond himself

Oh btw give me really stupid questions. I wouldn't ask too many brawl-related ones if you're after a boring interview because I haven't done anything deliciously good with zelda since like the beginnning of LAST YEAR. With that said, fire away :mad:
 
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Only four people will get interviewed? lol

  • Why did you name yourself after this?
  • How were you introduced to Super Smash Bros?
  • How did you find SWF?
  • Why do you play Zelda?
  • Why do you post in white now?
  • The best moment of your life so far?
  • The best moment of your Brawl life so far?
  • Your current dreams/ambitions in life?
  • Do you have any infractions yourself?
  • Your biggest regret?
  • What is the meaning of life, assuming it isn't 42?
There, I took care of the generic questions. Now the rest of you can be more creative.
 

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Can Brits really tell what town they are from based on accent?
What is your real name?
If you are better than James Bond, why do you have a silencer on your gun?
Is David Beckham really a God?
Is Victoria Beckham really just Zelda in real life?
If you could LK one person, who would it be?
If I am going to Britain, what bar should I meet you at?
What's the alcoholic drink of choice? Is it shaken or stirred?
What are the chances we pick up some hotties at said bar drinking said drink?
Do you own a Zelda costume?
Why won't you admit that you have a Zelda costume?
Why are you in denial that you terrorize London in your Zelda costume?
How many times have you dreamed you could throw dins fire?

I'll have much more on the way as I think of more...
 

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
What is your opinion on America? (lol)
What got you into the filmmaking business?
Do you drink tea with your pinky out?
Does apple pie really come from Europe?
Would you ever have a Zelda theme wedding? (Because I am)
Apple juice or orange juice?

edit: @ MrEh: How often do you change the person being interviewed?
 

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What exactly is a crumpet?
Do you have them during tea time?
Do you participate in tea time?
Is tea time a myth?
What films/shows have you done in the entertainment world?

More to come!
 

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I've developed an ingenious system on choosing the interviewees.
I'm just assuming you're going to use your massive intellect... and telepathically send us the next interviewee when the time is right.

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More Questions:

How many people have to die for you to be King?
I made an assumption that you are not Irish but, is an Irish Pub still called an Irish Pub or is it just called a Pub?
Donut or Danish?
When you go to the piece of land by the ocean, what do you call it?
 

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Do you call where you live United Kingdom or Great Britain or England?
Is Ireland and Scotland your Mexico and Canada?
Is there a slur for Americans?
How old are you?
At any point, do you feel immature playing a video game?
Doesn't it feel good?
All music is about to be destroyed and you have time for one song, what song is it?
Is the chicken dance in your repertoire? Electric slide? Bus driver?

The only thing more fun than making these questions is going to be reading your responses. More later!
 

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Who cut the cheese?
What's your favorite color?
Do you enjoy long walks on the beach?
One lump or two?
What's your favorite sauce?
Is there a Burger King where you're from?
Are you as hungry as I am?
Do you smell bacon?
 

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Do you play any music games?
Is Smash the game your the most competitive at?
Ogenki desu ka?
Pick a number between 1 and 10. Now why did you pick that number?
Coffee or tea?
What is your favorite gaming console?
 
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How long do you see yourself visiting SWF?
Have you ever eaten haggis?
If you're James Bond then who's Q? What about Miss Moneypenny?
Is the glass half full or half empty?
To how many people have you confessed your love?
Is life but a passing dream?
Does Zelda really suck?
If you could have a face-to-face conversation with any person, alive or dead, who would you choose?
The world is going to end tomorrow and only you know this! What do you do?
 

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If you had to choose other zeldas from swf to live with you on a deserted island, who and why?
What's the BBC like?
Why can't I think if questions?
What's your opinion on doing a Zelda PR? Is it good for us?
How's the weather over there?
Is the red sea red?

I'm bad at this question thingy lol
 

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Lol I feel so foreign haha... also guys this could be a good idea to find answers from me as a mod... not stuff like 'how do you become one?' but like *cough*what I think could be done to improve things blah blah blah*cough* and any other creative ones you can think of.

Or maybe I've just opened a can of worms...
 

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Hey Kataefi! lol

Do you watch Doctor Who? I just started watching it and I actually like it a lot. It sounds like it's a pretty big thing in the UK, so I'm curious what you think of it.
 

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Question outrage!!
If I'd read at least 10 of them, I'd post some too.... but anyways...

Looking forward to see what this topic can become ;P
 

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I would like your personal opinion on the following.

Kata who do you think is Zelda's hardest match up on paper and why?

What match up does your Zelda struggle against the most in actual game practice and why?

What is the match up that Zelda players blow out of proportion the most (not as bad as they make it) and why?

What is your personal best stage as Zelda and why?

Do you see Zelda ever getting back into limbo tier ever again? Why or why not?
 

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Those are some pretty good questions actually - I think I'll answer them regardless if Eh chooses them or not.
 

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I'm probably extremely late, but! ><

What's in your refrigerator this very moment?

What the last thing you did that made you feel like a bad boy?

When can we tell the rest of the Zeldas about our -- *gets shot*

If you could give Zelda one buff, what would it be?

Why do you main such girly characters?

How did you get into film, and what about it interests you so much?

You're walking down the street, and a bag filled with $1 million (or pounds..... whatever you Brits use) lands at your feet. What do you do with the money? (If you keep it, what do you spend it on?)

What games do you play other than Brawl?

When the **** are you coming over to the US?

If I repeated questions, sorry. :( Didn't read everybody's suggestions!
 

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I didn't read almost any question, so may I could repeat some...
so, (in no particular order)

What was your first reaction to Brawl?
If you could say to Sakurai anything about Brawl, what would it be?
Your best Brawl Zelda moment this far?
What your nickname does mean and why did you choose them?
Sunny or rainy?
Favourite color?
Favourite artist/group/band? And your favourite song?
The main color on your room?
What's your wallpaper right now?

that's enough by now =P
 

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First Victim: Kataefi
Our very own James Bond




What are the origins of your name?

The origin of my universally mispronounced name is the most dangerous thing known to man and as such I cannot disclose this type of info, sorry. SHAME ON YOU.


How were you introduced to Super Smash Bros?

Well... I think I saw a video review for Melee on G4TV or something similar and never clocked on that I was watching Jigglypuff beat up Mario. And then it hit me - holy **** I really need to get this game. There began smash for me.


How did you find this site?

I was looking for faqs on how get good with Zelda in Melee via Google Search. Gamefaqs would always pop up first but I thought I'd be so much more adventurous and check out the second link instead... I lurked ever since!


Why do you play Zelda?

Nothing like landing a well-deserved LK =D That and the character in general. I'm really into the silent but deadly types (NO NOT IN THAT WAY) - she kinda sorta reminds me of the terminator where she hones in on people and just wants to bully them something silly once she's in. I like that playstyle.


Darkmusician
-Who do you think is Zelda's hardest matchup on paper and why?

It has to be MK for me - too quick, too pokey, too long-ranged for my zelda to do anything about him other than try and bait mistakes.


-What matchup does your Zelda struggle against the most in actual game practice and why?

Aside from MK for the same reasons as above, I'd go for Olimar. The grab is tricky to work around.


-What is the matchup that Zelda players blow out of proportion the most and why?

I'd probably say GnW. But that's personal experience telling me he isn't that bad (yet). I think it's due to Bair walling that he shuts her down bad - but SDI can lend itself well here for LK attempts I find.


-What is your personal best stage as Zelda and why?

I enjoy PS1, Frigate and funnily enough Lylat.

The first being how the stage can be sectioned off by scenery, this limits movement and I think this is decent for my zelda where she wants to be in close and glue herself to the opponent.

Frigate for the music (>.>) and also because I like the layouts. Recovery isn't a problem for me if you DI up for the first parts and use the moving platforms for the second along with the ledge.

Lylat... is just weird. I find it easier to recover here, which is very strange. I think my opponents expect Zelda to take the ledge, and when they realise she's taken the stage, the stage itself is slanted enough to make the cooldown lag at its minimum - and running to reach her at this point is often slow enough to give me some options. That, and there's the platforms and yeah even the ledge is always available at certain slants. I like this stage!



-Do you see Zelda ever getting back into limbo tier ever again? Why or why not?

Not at all, well, not at the state she's found herself in now. I think perception of her now is irreversible. I don't even think representation will do her well either because of this.

Saying that, tier lists should not stop anyone landing LKs.



Half-Split Soul
-Do you have any infractions yourself?

I have 10 million infractions.



-How long do you see yourself visiting SWF?

I haven't actually thought about this until now. I think I'll play this one by ear - or probably when I get bored of smash =p


-Does Zelda really suck?

No she swallows.


-If you could have a face-to-face conversation with any person, alive or dead, who would you choose?

This is a TOUGH question wow! There are literally tons of people I'd want to talk to! Probably a bunch of directors - Tarantino for all the crazy wonderful things... there are some obscure film makers that I'd like to meet. MJ, other big superstars, some animators because I like that type of work, someone waaaay back in the past so they can clue me up on history. I'd love to meet myself as well.


-The world is going to end tomorrow and only you know this! What do you do?

I'd tell whoever let me in on this little secret to stop smoking ****
then dig myself a tunnel


Bandit
-What is your real name?

Nick


-What's the alcoholic drink of choice? Is it shaken or stirred?

Shaken AND stirred (all over the floor when I've reached that certain 'point') A pint of Guiness <3 I also like Strongbow for its cheapness and the fact you can mix it with anything. Not too fond of spirits at all unless they're mixed - SC Lemonade, JD Coke etc. and black sambuca shots are my favourite shot to have (too sweet to be alcoholic it's ridiculous).



-Is tea time a myth?

Myth? PLEASE! Tea time is a legend Bandit :)


-What films/shows have you done in the entertainment world?

Nothing major yet lol - baby steps first! I have experienced live TV which was probably the most stressful moment in my life only because you need to be time-perfect, on the dot, and if it ****s up it REALLY ****s up. Recovering from that is hard and bad.

I'm making a short animated film rght now about an orange in a floaty crystallised world. Don't ask!



-At any point, do you feel immature playing a video game?

Not really, unless it's wii sports - everyone lowers their standards when they see me box. If a game I'm playing is immature in its content, I'd have to put myself in that frame of mind to enjoy the game so at this point I'd say yeah I would feel immature.


AzNfinesse
-What is your opinion on America? (lol)

(lol)


-What's your favorite color?

Orange


-One lump or two?

Three!


-What's your favorite sauce?

Houmous


-Is there a Burger King where you're from?

I'd die of food fattening if Burger King wasn't here!


KayLo!
-What's in your refrigerator this very moment?

It's the weekend so... literally nothing. I have orange juice!


-What the last thing you did that made you feel like a bad boy?

Kaylo...

Last night...

You, Me...

Don't you remember when I wh----------------------------

I was a bad BAD Boy



-If you could give Zelda one buff, what would it be?

A wedding dress.


-How did you get into film, and what about it interests you so much?

The whole process is **** fun. Being in control of something and actually making it is very important to me. I can't see myself doing a standard 9 to 5 job but because the industry's so cold... that could definitely happen.


-What games do you play other than Brawl?

Story-intensive ones, or ones that tell a good story. Can't think of things at the top of my head because there's lots to list. I'm really into platformers as well.

And retro games are my biggest timewasters I'd say.



-When the **** are you coming over to the US?

Dear KayLo!,

Where is my money from my donation fund?

- anonymous
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Auspher
-Do you play any music games?

Bust-a-groove!


-Is Smash the game your the most competitive at?

No Tetris actually gets me butthurt if I lose. I'm super ultra hyper competitive at Tetris. I've yet to lose to anyone when playing 2p Tetris and I don't know how I'd react if I do.


-What is your favorite gaming console?

I don't know! That's a tough question - my megadrive!


Scary
-What's the BBC like?

Well... I'm no longer there atm... I had to showcase my live show there when it was being aired but my uni degree comes first so when I'm done I hopefully can go back and do some more stuff.


-What's your opinion on doing a Zelda PR? Is it good for us?

I think if it's done in good jest then I'm cool with it. Friendly competition is good competition.


-How's the weather over there?

****!


Kyokoro Pamuyo
-Favourite artist/group/band? And your favourite song?

That's really tough - I can't call this one at all. There's different music for different occasions for me.


-What's your computer wallpaper right now?

I can't be bothered to screenshot it but it's a yellow-grey background with the silhouette of a funny bear face.


Ochobobo
-Do you watch Doctor Who?


No because I am doctor who


Veggie
-Why are you so nice?

BECAUSE I ****ING HATE YOU ALL :mad:


Icyo
-How did you ever become a mod?

All mods are related to the Queen. Royalty is a priority.



Mr. Eh? Bonus Questions
-Do you have an attractive sister?

As attractive as your face

innit



-Beaten Justice for All yet?

NO BUT... I cheated and got Miles Edgeworth Investigations lol. I've finished Case 1 and I'm very tempted to post spoilers. Edgeworth is MUCH cooler than Wright imo.
 
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No one really has any any questions for the current number one Zelda? Let's see if I can come up with some.

How long have you been playing competitively?
What other characters you play besides Zelda?
What is your favorite matchup in Brawl?
Which do you like more: Brawl or Melee? Why?
Were you surprised when you got into Brawl backroom?
How does it feel to officially be the best Zelda right now?
Do you ever play matches that don't follow the tournament ruleset? (FFAs, items on etc.)

I'll ask some non-SSB related questions later.
 

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I'm working on a little research about Hawaii just so I can make fun, entertaining questions a little later (or I'll throw a set out now...)

Do you surf?
What's the biggest wave that you surfed?
Are you the Silver Surfer?
Was Jessica Alba nice?
 
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