The ULTIMATE Spam Us Database (A Compendium of Lulz)

[Serris]

metroid fusion is ********

While I agree that the linearity left something huge to be desired, there were some pretty nice boss fights (the reason for my name), and the spriting was excellent. I definitely prefer its visual style over Zero Mission's attempt at stylizing. There was a nice variety in the type of environments, too, even though it all took place on a space station. The only thing I can really fault Fusion for is its linearity, though it still pulls off what it tries to do very well.

 

[Cherry64]

metroid fusion is ********

I love your little abs that restart the chaotic debates that we have on here.

/Luurve

 

[SarahHarp]

Who was chaotically debating about Fusion?

Also, I don't like the shaders she has in gmod at all. They look.. weird and plastic-y; prime Samus is pretty shiny.

 

[Serris]

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Best screenshot ever.

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4728/rpevocity2v1p0001.jpg

 

[Crystanium]

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Best screenshot ever.

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4728/rpevocity2v1p0001.jpg

That was too good. I think you might have a lot of time on your hands if you're making something like that.

 

[Matt07]

Serris, your Samus city pictures are hilarious. It's like a Samus colony .

 

[Ravin]

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Best screenshot ever.

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4728/rpevocity2v1p0001.jpg

Ima bust a cap in ya ***.

(Says the Samus driving.)

 

[Serris]

That was too good. I think you might have a lot of time on your hands if you're making something like that.

I've been on spring break the entire week.

 

[Crystanium]

I've been on spring break the entire week. Unfortunately, that's about to come to an end, tomorrow.

Not that that's a bad thing.

I was literally roasting in my room, today. It was 84 degrees outside, with the naturally-occuring 78% humidity. Add that on top of the 80 that my room usually stays at, and you've got a makeshift oven.

Bah! If only you could have your break last a bit longer, huh? I always hate the feeling of knowing that the next day, I'm going to have to do something or go somewhere.

 

[Cherry64]

Bah! If only you could have your break last a bit longer, huh? I always hate the feeling of knowing that the next day, I'm going to have to do something or go somewhere.

Agreed. That always sucks, knowing that school is about to begin is like the worst feeling ever, Especially if you still have left over homework

 

[Ravin]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOD


Im tired.

How has everyone been?

 

[Cherry64]

Great thank you
and how about you?
found another job yet?

 

[Ravin]

Not yet, looking though.

 

[cookieM0Nster]

ugh, i am doing homework late again

 

[Cherry64]

Cool cool Ravin. Good luck on that

Duude! just found out that my buddy played Hive at a tourniment lmao.
he goes by Ehkoes on here. I asked him how hot she was becasue I will never believe xyro when it comes to women, not totally sure why either.

"she was...what prolly 5'10".....blondish brown hair....kinds short hair.......she was quiet...seemed like the shy type" - Ehkoe. He plays a good Bowser and samus.
Wonder if she remembers him, lol it was liek last week or something

 

[Ravin]

He got owned I am assuming :D

Lol.

We need to do a picture thread of the Samus mains, so if we meet up we know who looks like who.

 

[Hive]

oh yea! i remember ehkoe! fun games ^^


-> i am kinda shy lol, i also got like 3 hours of sleep too lol i guess i wasn't too social ^^

 

[Cherry64]

Hahaha Too cool! Yeah he was an old friend of mine. I told him to say hey
Also I out spammed his bowser so many times last night on Wi-Fi that he officially hates Bowser versus samus.

And yes raving she beat him, apparently it wasn't murder but she still won lol.

EDIT: Yeah we should have a piktor thingy ma bobber!
I want you too drool at ma Purdy Face! And of course know what to look out for in tournaments. I hate going up against other samus' in tournaments :\
Speaking of which some friends that I used to play melee with are coming back to town and are having like a 10 person tournament, and I guarantee I will be at least third but possibly second or first.

 

[Hive]

lol i feel so bad for anyone who picks bowser vs. samus lol ^^
i've seen people try to counterpick him against me in tourney, and i have to stay calm to try not to give away that i'm excited about it lol your friend plays a great bowser though ^^ very fun to watch :D

 

[Cherry64]

lol i feel so bad for anyone who picks bowser vs. samus lol ^^
i've seen people try to counterpick him against me in tourney, and i have to stay calm to try not to give away that i'm excited about it lol your friend plays a great bowser though ^^ very fun to watch :D

Haha thanks! He really does. Yeah well I remember before that he could actually beat my samus as bowser. now that I got WAY better at spamming he doens't really stand a chance sad to say.

 

[Xyro77]

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?vide...o2=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2Ma4BvMUwU



This is how i train!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


in order for this video to work right. pause BOTH videos untill they are about half way loaded THEN start to play them

im warning you. my training is ROUGH!!!!!

 

[Cherry64]

I didn't know you were 400 pounds and ate cat food Xyro.
Got some nice chompers bud. Unless you meant that watching that over and over again makes you a better smasher,which in all seriousness, could actually help, Honestly you'd be prepared for just about anything



Requiem for a Dream is a good song.

 

[Serris]

This thread hasn't been updated in over twelve hours. It depresses me.

 

[Xyro77]

This thread hasn't been updated in over twelve hours. It depresses me.

IM SORRY!

im getting an update RIGHT NOW! gimmi an hour or so!!!!!!!

 

[Cherry64]

Lmao. like a new entry by Xyro updated? how does a spam thread get updated?

 

[Xyro77]

Lmao. like a new entry by Xyro updated? how does a spam thread get updated?

when i post my updates it updates the thread. kinda cool right? gimmi a sec. this update will be double as big, ok?

 

[Cherry64]

Lol alrighty then. I guess it's kinda cool, Just a bit Odd at the very least...

 

[Xyro77]

OMG XYRO IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!


Guys i apologize. I havnt been updating as much as i should. The ALMIGHTY xyro will do a DOUBLE update this time. PREPARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Pictures:

Cherry is a secret agent: http://www.8wayrun.com/picture.php?albumid=15&pictureid=124

I found the parking lot.......right? http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/661_Anti_vol.jpg

Does insurance cover this? http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/20080504-092225.jpg

Me like flying: http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/20070423-233445.jpg

Hmm, how do i get my self out of this one? http://www.monkeyreview.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/1237262516301.jpg

Dont worry, ill be fine. http://www.motocross.com/media/moto...-32cb3d71-11fd18061de--7f78_390x525-crop.jpeg




Stories:


The FUTURE of the AUTOMOBILE: http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2009-03-31-bar-stool-dui_N.htm

Sex! Where do you want it?: http://www.theprovince.com/news/Couple+caught+having+dumpster/1531547/story.html

The reason why dryn quit school: http://www.komonews.com/news/local/43405212.html

Tudor got stabbed!!! Find out why!!!: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,517045,00.html

And in the morning, ill make WAFFLES!: http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/weird/Trapped-in-Flour-Silo.html

If only i had that idea FIRST! http://tvnz.co.nz/world-news/pimp-paid-prostitute-chicken-nuggets-2598680


Videos


This is pretty much my view on a WHOLE HOST of issues in america(harsh words warning): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Za2k5wA3sk

Man vs Bear: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX60S8r1FQw

Hive on her "time of the month": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnV30s1tFCU

Varia armor is coming!!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYWd2C3XVIk

Force Fields?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yVdwvodPo8

Freak accident(rewind to understand it): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACtW09PT7fY



BONUS VID!!!!! if you seriously dont even smile while watching this vid, you deserve to die: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk






See ya next time!

 

[Orichalcum]

I think ive seen that force field vid before but i think its not a "force field" all. they said its some radar device that tracks incoming stuff and then a "counter meassure" (a gun?) neutralizes it.
So what would happen if 2 rockets come from different sides xD would be useless then.

The military should use something like THIS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSIWpFPkYrk its looks cooler PEW PEW

 

[Xyro77]

I think ive seen that force field vid before but i think its not a "force field" all. they said its some radar device that tracks incoming stuff and then a "counter meassure" (a gun?) neutralizes it.
So what would happen if 2 rockets come from different sides xD would be useless then.

The military should use something like THIS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSIWpFPkYrk its looks cooler PEW PEW

what the field does is it sets off the "explosive" part of the missle BEFORE it hits the tanks. it 2 or 3 missles are shot at once(it wont happen) the same effect happens. the force field sets off the explosives inside of it

 

[Crystanium]

The reason why dryn quit school: http://www.komonews.com/news/local/43405212.html

Yeah, I mean, just look at what that bag said! "This little turd was on the floor in my room." I mean, seriously, is that a double entendre? Is she calling me a "little turd"? I'll give you a little turd!

BONUS VID!!!!! if you seriously dont even smile while watching this vid, you deserve to die: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk

That kid is going to grow up being optimistic.

 

[Xyro77]

did u like the vids though?

 

[Crystanium]

did u like the vids though?

Yeah. You showed that other video with the person and the power suit before, though.

 

[Xyro77]

Yeah. You showed that other video with the person and the power suit before, though.

not in an update though.

 

[IsmaR]

So.....I pretty much missed nothing?

 

[Xyro77]

its a spam thread. what did u expect?

 

[IsmaR]

I meant more that I missed nothing in the Samus boards, but eh.

 

[Vader]

nice update. was this the fourth update?

 

[Cherry64]

Third I think. I can only recall 2 previous ones :s but I could be wrong. Your rather new here lol, do you have a heart for good ol Samus Aran?

Secondly, just want to point out that Ice wine , is Fine. It tastes like honey :D

 

[Xyro77]

i think its my 4th.

i dont drink so i wouldnt know about wine