lol Pierce, you don't know what you're talking about. You say that Hungrybox plays sooo gay that he can't be a "champion" or whatever, but do you realize that the majority of the other "champions" are/were gay as fuuuuuck?
Mango's falco- all he does is safely space aerials against your shield and waits for a shield poke or a baited grab. There's not much you can do about it. It's really gay because of how safe it is. People just don't see the gayness behind it because once Falco pokes through the shield, he does some pretty flashy combos.
Mew2king- his Marth and sheik are like the definition of gay. no explanation needed here.
Ken- he was actually really gay for his time, it's just that Marth's edgeguarding game hadn't fully developed back then, so people overlooked it.
koreanDJ- all this guy did was shine spike with fox looooll. but really, his fox and his sheik were really innovative and flashy, but he was still gay.
dr. peepee- apparently he is considered one of the most defensive falcos in the nation. that's like brawl-gay right there.
jman- he runs away and lasers, like a good fox main should. that's all he pretty much does too.
chudat- he mains the gayest character in existence. Ice climbers is all about camping for grabs and then 0-deathing them with the chain grabs.
So why is Hungrybox considered so gay that he can't ever reach "champion" status? Well, in your (Pierce's) mind, it's because of the way he plays. However, you have to realize that the way that Hungrybox plays is probably the most efficient/safest/smartest way to play Jigglypuff. It's not entirely Hungrybox's fault that he plays gay, it's just that his character forces him to do so. Jigglypuff isn't a flashy character to make up for it, so people have nothing to look past, such as Falco's combos.
also wtf is this:
No, merely removed enough to say what many others think, but would never admit to.
apparently you're removed enough to not know what's going on in the community. Hbox was threatening to quit by all the **** he was getting for his playstyle (this was after pound 4 grand finals)
And before you say "Well if Mango can make puff not gay, then Hbox could do it too", or something to that extent, you have to realize that Mango's style is not the most efficient. Mango is just the smartest player, so he can fall back on something. Remember how Mango's Jiggs lost to Kage's Ganondorf? Hbox would've destroyed Kage (sorry Kage <3) because Hbox plays the matchup efficiently and properly.
So basically everyone plays the game really gay, it's just that Hbox's character makes it seem 10x gayer compared to the other characters. Seriously... Melee is a gay game lol. Except for captain falcon.