Stupid things we say while playing ssbm

[~rh]

When I'm playing Marth I love saying "FAIR FAIR FAIR"

And usually my opponent is like "Not fair!" or "Shut the **** up!"

 

[NIXN]

Ha!

thats one of my laughs.

Sword guys are F~ing Diiaacks!

Shouting all the moves I will do as Capt. Falcon.

 

[FingDIAHK]

Ha!

thats one of my laughs.

Sword guys are F~ing Diiaacks!

Shouting all the moves I will do as Capt. Falcon.

did someone say F~ing Diiaacks?

In our crew whenever we knock someone off to the point of no return we like to blurt out, "Your Dead, dont come back."

Or as a marth player when I miss a double jump while I go off the stage to edgeguard (whether to spike or n-b or fair, it always means death) I like to blurt loudly, "I REGRET NOTHING!"

I love being hit off the edge and saying, "F***, I dont have my double jump" Then double jumping and saying, "SURPRISE!!!! I am back bi***!"

 

[Chaniel]

"Knee of Justice" - User says that when using Falcon's knee...

(color) Funky Monkey - When choosing DK's costume, I have little cousins that say stupid things... that amuse me...

"Jyuuken! Hakke Rokujyuuyonsho!" Kirby spamming neutral a.

My cousin also likes to quote the dialog between captain Falcon and Black Shadow when performing a Falcon Punch, thus giving us a warning and failing it every time.

 

[slartibartfast42]

In my group of friends that are good at smash, Fox's official name is "Fox McBroken" or sometimes "Broken Fox McBrokeBroke" (if that makes any sense at all). The irony is that none of us can waveshine consistently enough to do any sort of combos, or even main space animals. I guess that it came about when I picked Fox and won with 3 lives remaining in 4 stock match against a guy I'm usually even with by spamming drillshines, normal shines, grabs, and upsmash, with a few aerials put in when convienient. It was the first time anyone there had seen me pick fox. I actually really suck with fox, and soon everyone was beating my fox consistently. I had only won because the person I was playing had no clue how to handle the style in which I use fox, but the name stuck.

Also, one time some guy watched me play a match against a Sheik. He claimed he was good and could beat the winner. I 4-stocked him. After the match, he asked the Sheik player "how do you unlock that awesome ninja guy you were playing as?". >.< Now I use "how do you unlock sheik?" similar to the way the phrase "how u mine 4 fish?" is used.

EDIT: oh yeah, I also like to make terrible smash bros puns. Especially with the word "knee" with Captain falcon. Example: "You fell for my strataKNEE!" or "You KNEED to learn to dodge" after KOing someone with the knee. Also, I always have to yell "You're under Arrest!" whenever I KO with Jigglypuff's rest.

 

[Lucario2k8]

mummmm!!!!!!marths using his fair agian
****!
here comes the...ah fack i missed!
GO BACK T YOUR MAMA
FAAAAAAAAAALOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOON PAAAAAAAAAAWNNNNNCCCCCCHHH
ima firin mah lazer (with samus obviously)

 

[NIXN]

Almost forgot! That tree on every stage related stage that starts blowing, when he knows your going off the edge!

We scream, "COOOODY!"

We got it from Frisky Dingo, so we named the tree Cody.

 

[Fiend's_Knee]

Forget to mention when playing Falcon if u knock off an opponent to the right of the stage u make falcon face the to left and do his taunt and say 'he went thatta way' also when falcon facing fox if fox is constantly shootin at you u walk slowing towards him saying 'your weapons can not harm me'

 

[NIXN]

Forget to mention when playing Falcon if u knock off an opponent to the right of the stage u make falcon face the to left and do his taunt and say 'he went thatta way' also when falcon facing fox if fox is constantly shootin at you u walk slowing towards him saying 'your weapons can not harm me'

Some of our guys do that with Ganon.

Also Falco and Fox, I say, "HOT LAVA!" Only on stages were we can get the lasers on ground level.

 

[Fire!]

"Stupid Invincibility for a while"

Right after the revival pad

 

[NIXN]

"Stupid Invincibility for a while"

Right after the revival pad

"Yea for invincibility frames", as dull as possible.

 

[vagrantlibertine]

In the right situation and with the right players, trash talk is something that always happens and it's usually pretty funny. Unless of course you're my friends back home who just get pissed off and lay in to me with childish anger for using all the fast characters.

One of my best regular opponents so far will throw the odd taunt at me about getting beaten in smash and my retorts usually end up in him staring at me angrily.

"You're gonna get owned in smash today"
"Maybe, but it will be by someone who's not you"

"Peach's butt is going to explode you today"
"Is that before or after Falco's boots have kicked that butt all across the level and into the pit a few times?"

 

[Neverender]

I just call my friend a noob or a cheater whenever he spikes me with his Ganondorf during my Fox Illusion. He's neither a noob or a cheater but it makes me feel better.

No johns. Ganon stomp is Ganon stomp >.>

 

[Skylord]

My friends and I call the invincibility you get with a fresh stock "humoral immunity". Too much Biology classes at the time the term was coined -.-

Also, when I have a close match with a friend of mine who uses Peach, and we're at the last stock with high percentages, both of us start screaming at the top of our voices after every move, knowing that any attack can send us flying away. The tension is almost unbearable!

 

[Blea Gelo]

'' i hate life'' is top tier man..

 

[debaser]

"**** you society" is a personal favorite of mine after getting ledgehogged

also, "balls"

 

[Grunt]

"what a clever way to counter my recovery. i can see your skills are improving."
"ah, yes. quite right, quite right."

...anyone else? no?...

 

[Falco (MOP)]

FALCON... PUN... go**** sheik

or

GODAMIT I PULLED ANOTHER FOREWARD

--MOP

 

[Jewdo]

Many of these come from our awesome friend and roommate X.

"Frikkin' air dodge....goddammit." - upon a death related to late teching input.

"Worth it!" - upon making a fatal error that also severely damages or kills the opponent. e.g. F-smashing both a teammate and an opponent to death simultaneously.

"Haha! Fooled you!" - justifying an accidental SD during a tough stock as a mind-game.

"Are you okay? BUSTAAA WUUULF!" - reference to Terry Bogard/SNK fighting games

"POWA ATTACK!" - another reference to SNK fighters

The Arwing from Sector Z is Judgement Day. Judgement Day comes to visit Corneria from time to time, but with lasers set to "stun," not "kill."

 

[AceDudeyeah]

Captain Falcon. I always say "The Kneee!!!" with extra emphasis.

My friends said I should voice captain falcon everytime he knees someone he should say "The Knee!" just like he goes Yes! if he grabs someone during his up-B.

 

[drag0nfeather]

Started playing some Melee again, recently.

"I love watching Mike (me) play because he'll calmly forward-tilt you to death." or something along those lines, referring to Falco. (****, if his forward-tilt doesn't have reach and can be spammed on n00bs.)

"I DON'T SWEAT THIS MUCH WHEN I'M IN P.E.!" FYI, P.E. stands for "Physical Education" (A.K.A. Gym (class)). What's truly freaky is that my used-to-be Melee sparring partner tells me he NEVER sweat playing Melee (and we were both highly technical players). I tell him how frankly astonished I am and how sweat usually rolls down the underside of the arms of myself and Brodie, the person who made that quote. Then he just tells me that's plain gross.

 

[MexicanBJ]

"**** me..."

 

[Number 1 DK]

I don't talk when I play, but I do a lot of stupid things while I play.

When I'm playing, I lick and chew on my lips a lot and many time my mouth hangs open and I have an empty look on my face. Almost always, I tap my heels for some reason. I don't know why, but all of these things happen totally subconsciously; I don't even realize I'm doing it until someone points it out.

So I pretty much look like I'm mentally impaired when I'm playing.

 

[Vts]

man if melee was a game how many kids do you think she would have?

yeah i know random thought when playing the game

 

[EPsilon933]

(Playing Melee while eating a sandwich, I won and my friend wasn't eating) "And he was eating a frickin sandwich!" -spectating Friend

"D@##^ YOU! INVINCIBILITY FRAMES!!" -me, whenever I attack someone right after they respawn.

 

[ConnorTheKid]

"man, if you got that usmash, I was going to BLOW my mind!" - a friend

"you're going to impress yourself?!" - Psycho ******

 

[teeman92]

"shiek is cheap, play with someone else"

"the only reason i turn off items so i can SHL"

"FIRE!"

" im undefeated" *loses in a 6 loss streak*

"i bet we are the best in Pensacola, heck, this neiborhood!"

 

[Corigames]

One time, while spamming missile, I shouted, "****ting **** nipples!"

I know that's going to be censored which means you probably won't know what it is, but it lead to winning the match it was so good. Too good.

 

[Grunt]

Oh I know what it is.

 

[DippnDots]

Yeah me too, i got the picture somewhere around here

 

[yummynbeefy]

Mindgames!

 

[Proverbs]

A friend: Dangit! Invincibility always wins.

 

[PCHU]

"MINDGAMES."

Sometimes, mu friend and I are barely even fighting.
I end up doing something ridiculous, like rolling circles around his DK.
He does the DK taunt, which to us looks like he's freakin' confused.
And, that's followed up by a shout in unison of "PERFECT CONTROL!"

Sometimes I'll just shout out YESZ or SHINE for no reason.

Occasionally, he'll say YESZ, and I'll interrupt with a kill move, stating NO. (Colonel's Brawl NO)

Usually, I'm talking to my opponent about the game, and then all of a sudden, they set me up for a perfect victory phrase, followed up by a lethal smash attack.

 

[Bets]

"Team dittos remind me of pokemon the movie because we're the good guys and you're the evil clones."

 

[Rubyiris]

I frequently call out my moves about a half-second before I actually do them.

When stomping through platforms with Gannon I shout out "**** YOUR COUCH!"

When U-Smashing with Marth, I shout out "There can only be one!". Due to an inside joke, this leads to me losing the game.

My friends frequently underestimate exactly how long spawn invincibility lasts. This frequently leads to a free u-smash kill with Fox. I then shout out 'INVINCINEGRO!"

I call out all of Falcon's B moves, except for Raptor Rush, for added effect. I also make sure to shout out "Yes!" whenever I Up+B.

I shout out "Worth it!" upon getting a kill that either kills my team mate, or myself. Frequently it was a flashy KO, or something ballzy off the edge. Usually the kill wasn't actually worth it, but it was cool/fun/badass, so no johns.

 

[Da Shuffla]

I shout out "KNEES!" when I know I'm getting a Knee kill. Or, "Combos" sometimes when I'm doing Dair>shine repeat with Falco. Or, I do a "PSSSSSHT" when someone does something that I had seen coming.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

I shout out "Worth it!" upon getting a kill that either kills my team mate, or myself. Frequently it was a flashy KO, or something ballzy off the edge. Usually the kill wasn't actually worth it, but it was cool/fun/badass, so no johns.

hahahha i do this too

 

[DippnDots]

my friend and I have marth dittos where one of us is HTLR and the other is GSUS, it leads to some pretty funny *** comments.

Jesus should have teched it.

 

[ExCeL 52]

I Just Meteor Smashed You Upwards!
It Lagged! (After playing brawl online)
It was "Worth It" after going for a **** kill and killing yourself.
I jizzed in my pants.

 

[halcyon.days]

I swear. A LOT.

Pretty much when I get gimped, I'll just say like, "****". I don't even notice it.